Talking Shit #141

Posted by Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc on
Category: Open Day/Talking Shit36 Comments

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


36 Comments on “Talking Shit #141”

  1. Today I have been poked and prodded along with a very LARGE instrument put in my mouth and I was expected to deep throat it. The chap was amazed that I never gagged and lay still with no complaints. I didn’t mention to the doctor that my years of bj fascination have served me well :roflao:

  2. Not going to lie, but I’m just a wee bit disappointed in learning that the majority of Canadians do not have a pet moose. Is it because the moose suck at playing fetch?

  3. call me cynical but i think some of the men who stick up for feminism are literally just trying to get into womens knickers and thats not exactly feminist is it joseph?

  4. Earlier this evening I came home to an empty house as ex had taken kids. So just me and one of my kids here who is asleep upstairs. House so quiet all night. I’m sitting downstairs then hear a door across the hall creaking open… For a second I froze. Then the undeniable sound of footsteps made me jump up and run to the living room door…. heart thumping I only froze for second, then with the sound of feet going upstairs I rushed out the door into the hall ready to fight to the death.

    “It’s me!”. Seventeen year old decided not to go to his dad’s. I did not know this. He fell asleep in his room and had been there out for the count not making a sound for about nine fucking hours! I have lost years off my life.

    My HEART!

  5. a little boy called max has been asking my 5 yr old daughter to be his girlfriend for ages now and she has always said no. hes now gone and got himself another girlfriend and she’s absolutely FEWMIN about it. if thats not women in a nutshell I don’t know what is :roflao: :roflao: :roflao:

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