Talking Shit #86

Posted by Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc on
Category: Open Day/Talking Shit32 Comments

Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

32 Comments on “Talking Shit #86”

  1. Harriet Harman keeps on about equal pay but I am happy to admit I earn considerably more than Harriet’s cats, which reflects the huge joint responsibilities of mousing and running the country that fall on my furry shoulders.

  2. Your bored early tonight father?

    I hate listening to that bottle bleached fatty from downstairs cough her lungs up. Ffs you chunk stop smoking you ugly idiot!


  3. A waitress served a man she had never met before his meal and they chatted about Italy. She told him that all her family were originally from Florance but she had never been to visit them. Despite studying art for 8 years, the only job she was able to get was waitressing so had never been able to afford a visit to Europe. When the man finished his meal he paid and signed for it, wished her well and left this receipt…

  4. This book on marriage says treat your wife like you treated her on the first date… So after dinner tonight I am dropping her off at her parents’ house!

  5. Davidd Robss Sockss Yernoo !!

    Nicee Sleep iin Tomorraa Gott Loadzz Offf Sleep 2 Catchh Upp on Lykk .. Thnn Nicee Chilld Daii Wiff Da Tunez Blastin !! Thn Gtt Readii 2 Hitt Daa Townii ..

  6. If you Do Not want People to call you a Racist Twat because you said they live in a Shithole, Do not say that people Live in a Shithole like a Racist Twat.

    Shithole Advice there.

  7. My Dog: “I can beat that fat-assed squirrel to the fence! I can beat that fat-assed squirrel to the fence! I can beat … OH FUCK! I ran into the fence!”

    Squirrel: “HaHaHaHa … Dumbass!”

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