Talking Shit #90

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears. Running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears – his life is no longer his own. Awarded an OBE in the 2018 New Year Honours List for services to bears.


44 Comments on “Talking Shit #90”

  1. OH GOD I WAS HOLDING MY PUPPY TO HELP HIM FALL ASLEEP AND HE BIT MY NIPPLE. HE’S STILL A GOOD BOY BUT MY BOOB IS ON FIRE. RIGHT THROUGH MY GOD DAMN CARDIGAN. IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?

  2. Did Yaaa Miss Mee Cozz I Knoww Yaa Cantt Live Wiv Out Tlkin 2 Mee Cozz Amm Propaa Amazinn .. Dnoo Watss Gwinn On Wivv Mee && Lorahh .. Shes Bein Propaa Funny .. Shee Was Lykk Textin Mee B4 Buu Lykk Bein Propaa Funny Wivv Me Ndd Daa .. Ohh Well Fkk Err Amm Ntt Arsedd .. Shee Juss Propaa Hates Mee :worried: Butt Am Nt Arsedd Shee Cann Fkk Off Noww :angry:

    1. andreaa i was not beein funny. i been with the police :shock: me brother robbed a car an shit an broke into sumones house :angry: police said hes goin bk to jail :cry: i goot the police mad. he told me to get him some clothes so i was likee ermm :think: an i found suttin an was like wa top will go with tha? police man didnt think i wozz funnii. :roflao:

  3. I’ve just killed my diabetic best friend. I didn’t mean to – after he took his insulin I gave him a spoon full of sugar…

    That Mary Poppins is full of fucking shit!

  4. Polar bear walks into a bar and says… “a gin and …………………. tonic please.”

    The barman says, “Certainly, but why the big pause?”

    The bear replies, “Dunno, I’ve always fucking had ’em!”

  5. Maybe this button, nope.
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    ~My Dad trying to answer his cellphone.

  6. Me: Opening Ceremony and Chill?
    Wife: That sounds perfect, with wine?
    Me: Absolutely!
    Wife: Popcorn?
    Me: Uh, sure.
    Wife: Sweatpants and fuzzy slippers?
    Me: You’re ruining it now!

  7. Seeing as Razzi posted a comment tonight I though I would have a go…

    Thank you to everyone that’s said “hello” on here!
    Some funny people out there!
    …and a few weirdos too :crazy:

  8. A Cudnt B Bovvered Gettin Up 2 Gooo Daa Townyy Todaii Nd Denn Wenn Mee Darr Foned Me 2 Make Me Get Up Me Muvva Sed A Didnt Afta Go Coz Off Da Tymm Woop Woop .. Itt Wass Ded Good Yanoooo .. Me Mar Nd Err Fella Split Up Yesterdee Soo Mee Marr Wentt Owtt Nd Me Nd Me Sistaa Werr Jus Watchin Tele Avin A Laff Ndd Denn A Went Asleep Till Abar Alf 5 .. Fukknn Knackrrdd !!

  9. My great uncle spent 3 weeks freezing in a foxhole during the Battle of the Bulge and I experience a hot panic trying to merge at the double drive-through at McDonald’s!

  10. I look at my yard, watching snow slowly melt the last few days, and I am happy. Then I think, shit, in 6 weeks I’m gonna be out there mowing grass.

    Life is a real funny motherfucker, y’know?

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