I am real sorry to have to tell you this but our friend Angry Andreaa fell down a grid at the weekend && died.. It was touch && go for a while but in the end the injuries were just too much && she kicked the bucket on tuesday mornin’.. Davidd was devoed obvs.. I am guessin’ he was too upset to tell yas himself && has gone off to have three days of mourning.. Angry Andreaa’s Mum has asked that ya don’t send flowers or owt but if you want, you can send contributions to the Elizabeth Morgan Home for Bewildered Sock Robbers..
I know this news is really sad so be careful if ya reading this on a lappy or tablet or somethin’ && make sure ya tears don’t get in ya device && blow it up, just a warning like..
Davidd has asked me, Andreaa Angel, to take over Angry Andreaa’s bloggin’ duties so i said i would do a column every week just like the original angry version of Andrea.. He wants me to take over her blog like she is still here which is a bit batty like cos I could never be angry even if me name is Andreaa.. At least Davidd said I can change the name to The Andreaa Angel Show which I think is dead cool!!
I have to admit I was amazed when Davidd found a picture of Destiny Angel && said that I am the spit of her.. I must admit she does look a bit like what i see when i’m looking in a mirror, so I have picked it as my new profile pic thingy.. I know Angry Andrea is up there in heaven somewhere looking down on us && is happy that we are going to carry on as she would of wanted..
One thing I did think was fantastic was that I had never heard of Captain Scarlet or The Angels.. So I go off && google it && it says that Gerry Anderson made it back in the 1960s && they had all these lady fighter pilots.. How cool is that?? I think good old Gerry must of been a feminist or summat.. Back in the 1960s, women stayed at home && had babies they didn’t fly fighter planes, so good on ya Gerry lad..
So anyways I better tell yas all about me, hadn’t i??
First off to stop me getting into trouble at work I have left && instead I now work for the Kwik-E-Mart in Kurkby.. The convenience store is notorious for the crap we sell && the high-prices we charge.. It is owned by an Indian man called Apu.. Working in the shop is Apu, his brother Sanjay && me with a few shop assistants.. I can tell yas all about that over the coming weeks, though.. I have also moved into Angry’s house && basically taken over her life.. Her mum was just too upset to carry on without Andreaa, so I had to step in && help out the best I could.. So from now on when I talk about “Our Vikki” or “Me Mum” then you know I really mean Angry’s family who are now my adopted family but obvs its easier if I just say “my” or “our”.. Even Angry’s dog loves me yanoo!!
So basically, the old Angry Andreaa is dead, long live the new Andreaa Angel..
PS.. The Angels are me new mates, we fly fighter planes at the weekends and I really can’t wait to meet Lady Penolope!!