The Angry Andrea Show #20

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Police searching off Whitefield Drive in Kirkby.

Yas Must Know By Now That I Live In Kirkby And I Admit Its Not The Best Place In The World And Ya Can Even Call It Rough.. But Its Not As Bad As Dee Make Out.. I Was Lookin’ In Da Echo The Other Night && The Only Stories I Found About Kirkby Was A Drug Dealer Getting Jailed, A Woman Slashed In The Stomach During A Fight, A Woman Who Had Bricks Thrown At Her By Lads Tryin To Steal Her Dog, A Woman In Another Fight Had Her Finger Bitten Off, Armed Police Called To A Gang Armed With Baseball Bats, A Triple High-Speed Car Chase Through Kirkby Involving Two Burglars && The Vile Bastards Who Neglected Their Mother && Left Her To Be Eaten Alive By Maggots.. Fuck Me That Was Just In Kirkby On One Day!!

All Them Stories Was Plastered All Over The Echo Wif Big Pictures && All Kinds.. The Vile Bastards Who Let Maggots Eat Their Mum Were Even On The National News Too.. Now Am Not Saying Kirkby Is Full Of Angels, Cos Its Defo Not, But There Is Some Good Stuff Happenin’ There — But No One Ever Says Anything About It.. Its Never In The Papers Or Anythin’..

We Even Had A Tornado At Da Weekend && People Got Video Of It On Their Fones.. It Was A Proper Tornado Like Dee Have In America Right In Our Towny && Dee Even Had To Take That Away From Us.. De Echo Said That The Met Office Told ‘Em It Was A Funnel Cloud Which Is Like A Tornado But It Doesnt Reach All Da Way Down To Da Ground From Da Clouds.. Dee Echo Said That Because Of Daa It Was Unlikely There Would Be Any Serious Damage.. Just Fukk Off, Why Couldnt Yas Just Let Us Have Our Fifteen Minutes Of Fame.. Dee Have To Take Everythin’ Off Us!!

Oh Yea && Right Next Door To Us In Fazakerley A Load Of Travellers Have Moved In Again On Some Waste Land.. As If Things Arent Bad Enough We Now Have To Put Up Wif Fukkin’ Gypos.. Da Council Say They Will Get Them Moved On But Last Time It Only Took Them Six Months Like.. Dee Don’t Hurry When Its Kirkby && Fazak..

Davidd Always Says Finish Me Stories Wif Somethin’ Funny So Here Ya Go…

Dee Other Week There Was A Shooting In Norris Green Which Is Nowhere Near Kirkby.. When Me && Me Mum Was Goin’ Shoppin’ In Town Though We Went Past It && There Were Three Police Cars There && One Of Them Was Only A Scenes Of Crime Thingy.. Then In Kirkby Some Kids Found Part Off A Shotgun, Not The Whole Gun Like, On Some Grass Where The Old Sports Centre Used To Be Off Whitefield Drive Near Westvale In Kirkby.. Because It Was Kirkby We Had Ten Police Cars && Two Of Them Fukin’ Big Matrix Vans.. There Was Like 30 Coppers Wif Metal Detectors Searching To See If There Was Any More Parts Of Da Gun On The Grass.. For A Bit Of Fun They Decided To Raid The Johnny Todd Pub Too While They Were At It..

After All It Was Da Crime Of The Century && We Cant Have Da Kirkby Sock Robbers Gettin’ Guns!

Cyas xx

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I Am Andreaa And I Am Havin' A Boss Time Here Writing On Da Blog && That 'Coz Davidd Is Proper Gettin' Too Old To Write && It's Doin' Me Wig In .. I Feel Proper Ashamed Da Fukin' State .. Davidd Told Me To Write Yas Little Stories About Me Life But I Said No ,, I Can't Write Stories But He Bullies Me Yerno .. Fuck Me I Never Even Passed Mee GCSE English So This Is Gonna Be Shite !!


31 Comments on “The Angry Andrea Show #20”

  1. So people from Kirkby are sock-robbers and I understand people from Hartlepool are monkey-hangers! Blackpool people are donkey lashers, Coventry are Godiva’s, Grimsby are codheads and Birkenhead have woolybacks.

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  2. The hot weather has covered up the stark reality , that the leader has been trousering the grocery shopping money . Been living on lolly ices and Diet Coke for 3 months !

  3. Shat on Donald Trump.
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  4. For the people asking if I’m at the dinner with Donald Trump — I’m afraid I had better things to do; this furball isn’t going to cough up itself…

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