The Angry Andreaa Show #11

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Daa Fukkinn Cheek !!

Traa xx

Safety First
While it is true that Andreaa thinks it is really funny to ring me at six in the morning while she is driving to work, it is worth noting that she does this on a hands-free completely safely. However, the language towards other road users and her road-rage is another matter entirely!

Lord Davidd of Birko

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24 Comments on “The Angry Andreaa Show #11”

  1. There’s been a car alarm going off in street for 20 minutes. It’ll be another 10 minutes before I’m annoyed enough to go & see what’s happened.

  2. Gippy Grewal and I’m not even on a fucking train!

    In other news Dad and daughter ice cream skitting Sunday this weekend. It’s been a while lets see how many people we can upset this Sunday.

  3. Prince Harry says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding.

    Phillip says he doesn’t give a fuck, he’s still going!

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