The Angry Andreaa Show #6

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Liamm Gott Daa Sakk !!

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Nevva Aa Dull Momentt Wiff Mee, Eyy ??

Soo Aa Jstt Wantdd Too Wrytee Diss Add Sayy Fankk Youu Too Davidd For Beinnn A Greatt Matee ,, Puttinn Upp Wiff Daa Shitt Aa Alwayss Givv Himm Btt Mosst Off All Beinn Therr 4 Mee ..

Butt Yaa Still Lukk A Cunnt Inn Yaa Georgee Michaell Picc !!

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I Am Andreaa And I Am Havin' A Boss Time Here Writing On Da Blog && That 'Coz Davidd Is Proper Gettin' Too Old To Write && It's Doin' Me Wig In .. I Feel Proper Ashamed Da Fukin' State .. Davidd Told Me To Write Yas Little Stories About Me Life But I Said No ,, I Can't Write Stories But He Bullies Me Yerno .. Fuck Me I Never Even Passed Mee GCSE English So This Is Gonna Be Shite !!


40 Comments on “The Angry Andreaa Show #6”

  1. Men hey Andreaa? Us girls seem to be like a magnet to knobheads. Look at me at Catfish boy. Lets hope not all men are twats or catfish. Hope you find a nice guy to look after you and treat you like a princess as every girlie deserves.

    Yes you’re right Dad as George does look like a twat :roflao:

  2. There is an old saying that goes; “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” In your case we can switch that around; “Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over.”

    Good luck, Andreaa!

  3. Police are looking for 15 year old Teighlor O’Hara. She’s been missing from her home in Wirral since Wednesday 21/03. She was last seen at Woodchurch High School in Birkenhead at around 10.30am.

  4. Fankss Every1 Forr All Daa Nicee Commentss .. Amm Ovaa Itt All Noww Lykk Soo Liffe Goess Onn .. Amm Starttinn A Neww Jobb Aftaa Eastaa Soo Startt Gettinn Summ Moniess 2gethaa .. Ndd A Bevvy && A Nytt Owtt Wiff Daa Gurlss Beforee Aa Startt Mee Neww jobb Thoo .. Gott Too Be Upp Att 6 O’Clokks && Dontt Knoo Hww Daa Fukk Amm Goinn Too Copee Gettinn Upp Daa Earlyy Forr Werkk .. Shudda Fawtt Abwwt Daa B4 A Fukked Mee Bodyy Clokk Upp !!

  5. My wife shouted upstairs today, “The sun’s come out”. I thought great, threw on some shorts and flipflops and shot down the stairs. I was a bit shocked when I got down to find our son holding hands with his mate Peter.

  6. So if you’re travelin’ in the north country fair,
    where the winds hit heavy on the borderline,
    remember me to one who lives there,
    she once was a true love of mine.

  7. Less than a month until the wedding so I’m going to eat healthily, drink only water & green tea and cut down on sugar.

    Five minutes later.

    Has crisps for lunch

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