The Angry Andreaa Show #7

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I Am Andreaa And I Am Havin' A Boss Time Here Writing On Da Blog && That 'Coz Davidd Is Proper Gettin' Too Old To Write && It's Doin' Me Wig In .. I Feel Proper Ashamed Da Fukin' State .. Davidd Told Me To Write Yas Little Stories About Me Life But I Said No ,, I Can't Write Stories But He Bullies Me Yerno .. Fuck Me I Never Even Passed Mee GCSE English So This Is Gonna Be Shite !!

29 Comments on “The Angry Andreaa Show #7”

  1. I really think that Andreaa doesn’t know just how funny she is. I was sitting here drinking my cup of tea and reading her post when I came across the line, “Jackoo Taughtt Ericc Claptonn Everyfingg Hee Knowws.” Needless to say the tea was spat out all over the cat.

    Andreaa, thanks for making an old man very happy!

  2. Policeman accidentally captures moment seagull steals his fish supper!

    You’re walking along the seafront with your fish and chips, taking in the sea air. You get your phone out because you want to capture this moment forever: fish and chips by the sea – what could be better? That’s what one off-duty policeman had in mind when he was ambling along the esplanade at the weekend.

    But what would have been a pleasant but rather pedestrian seaside snap ended up being far more impressive, as he caught the exact moment when a seagull made off with a portion of his battered cod…

  3. I wonder where all the mentalists will go when they close all the soak holes?

    In other news I spoke too soon Dad. My head is starting to crumble again. Plus the stomach is whirling. Gippy will be along soon! :sad:

  4. Dad and I had a bit of a row at the weekend. As you all know he makes out that he’s a good father. Well this weekend I had to ring childline. Dad gave me one of his infamous whacks – have you seen the size of his arms? :sad:

    Needless to say I’m still bruised. :sad:

      1. Just for the record I have never laid a hand on her except when she deserves it!! That is what she goes to London for. It is some sort of strange Sex Fetish where some woman gives her black eyes. Go figure!!

        And Chimpton does have a small ski slope nose that is just the angle the picture was take from Chinny… and while we’re on the subject what’s going on with those chubby chops?

  5. My son asked why some Mummies and Daddies live in different houses. So I sat him down and told him the truth… their kids complained about slow WiFi and never went to bed on time.

  6. Daaaaaaad. Gippy Grewal. WTF. Will these headaches go fuck right off. Do you think I need some ‘Special’ medicine dad? I think I need to move to California!

    1. Depends what you mean by ‘Special Medicine’. Are we talking about spermy nuisance here? Is Californian nuisance better than UK nuisance? No NHS in California!

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