he bears are all looking forward to the return of X Factor tonight. After we decided to avoid it last year because Sharon Osborne was on the show, it is two years since we last watched it and we can’t wait. Cheryl is back getting all emotional, Simon is back looking as exasperated as usual and we now have Mel B. Oh yes, and Louis who has never been away but continues to bore the pants off everyone – he must have some info on Simon to keep coming back year after year. Also, judging by the pictures we have seen, it looks like we can also expect all the weird and wonderful auditions that make up the first round. Can’t wait!