Our Granny #21

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Acouple of years ago Granny got fed up with people knocking on the door of The Jammy Toast Centre. Just as she sat down to watch Judge Rinder – her favourite – a Jehovah’s Witness would come knocking on the door to talk about religion. Now Granny gives family total shit if she is in a bad mood. She thinks nothing of ripping into any of us if she is in a particular mood that day. Razzi says he throws his hat in the house to see what kind of reaction he is going to get first – if he doesn’t like the response then he stays in the car all night. However, with people she doesn’t know she is a total chickenshit. She will literally not say “boo to a goose” and ends up standing at the front door for hours being preached to about Jehovah.