It was just another ordinary day in Festive Road. My neighbours were looking at plants and children were chasing cats. I decided to go for a walk. I passed the pet shop and the florist and then I recognised the lane that lead to the costume shop. I stepped inside and wondered what would be in keeping with all the animals and plants I had been seeing. “A hunter’s costume, Sir?” suggested the shopkeeper, and pointed me in the direction of the changing room.
Hiya.. Its 12 o’clock && time for sum of me funnies again now that Davidd has stoppedd geggin in on me column.. In case yaas forgot, every Saturday I play yas sumthin funny.. First we played yaa sum Billy && Wally but we pure ran out of them.. Then we played yaas some Snelly Phone Scams.. Then we moved on to some of them FoneJackers.. We heard some Terry Tibbs and some George Agdgdgwngo and even Mr Doovda.. These days tho we have moved on to Paul Smith who is a comedian from Dovecot in Liverpool && hes like dead funny.. I know yas will like him..