Isat down on Christmas Day at 3pm to listen to the Queen’s Christmas Address. It was very interesting and thought provoking speech – as it always is – but it seems to have given raise to some controversy. Mostly because she gave the speech sitting in front of a gold piano which is probably worth millions. She also had a big fat Montblanc fountain pen on the desk in front of her which, I think, is worth about £5,000. I haven’t got a Montblanc – I have to put up with my old Parker – or a gold piano but I thought I would give The Razzi Bear Annual Address. Here goes…
Great Uncle Bimbo has been honoured in the Queen’s New Year’s Honours List and becomes a Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (MBE). He has been rewarded for his services to a Charitable and Welfare Organisation – in other words his work helping care for Renault Bears here at Jammy Toast. Many humans have been rewarded with similar awards over the years but Bimbo is the first teddy bear to ever be rewarded in this manner. When told of his award, Bimbo said; “I am very proud and humbled by this award and I shall accept it on behalf of everyone who dedicates their time and efforts here at Jammy Toast.”
Hi everyone, hope you have all had a great week. Tranmere Rovers moved to within two points of a place of the League Two play-off spots with a Boxing Day win over Morecambe. Micky Mellon’s hosts led after three minutes when Connor Jennings’ deflected effort fell to Cole Stockton, who struck low from the left of the penalty area into the bottom left corner. Stockton then turned provider for Rovers’ second in the 29th minute.
Sotheby’s employees pose with the Banksy artwork Love is in the Bin. Following its sale at auction for £860,000 (just over £1m with add-ons), Banksy’s Girl with Balloon unexpectedly began to pass through a shredder at the bottom of the frame, resulting in this new work of art which is now estimated to be worth twice the selling price because of its world-wide notoriety. You have to hand it to Banksy!
Hiya.. Its 12 o’clock && time for sum of me funnies again.. In case yaas forgot, every Saturday lunch time I play yas sumthin funny.. It dont matter who it is or where it is from it just has to be funny to make us all laugh.. Theres enough misserable fuckers in the world so i want to makes yas all laugh!! When we started we played yas Billy && Wally’s Hold Ya Plums, Snelly’s Phone Scams, FoneJackers, Terry Tibbs, George Agdgdgwngo and even Mr Doovda.. The past few weeks we have been playin ya some Paul Smith who is a Scouser from Dovecot in Liverpool.. Like i said it dont matter who it is they just have to be funny && if ya want me to play one of ya faves just message me && i will try me best..
Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!
Ihope yas all had a boss christmas && ate loads of crap to make ya fat like me.. I was that fedup && tired from work i spent most of the day in bed, didnt wanna get up.. I think i told yas all that I have passed me interview && selection thing to be a store manager && am just waiting for a vacancy to come up.. Until then am doin shifts in some of our shops doin sickness cover && covering for managers who are short staffed.. There is a new girl started doin me old job in liverpool.. Shes sound like && shes gonna be dead good at bein a shift manager but shes not like me.. In fact, she is the complete opposite to be fair.. Id even say shes quiet so nothing like me at all!!