The Angry Andreaa Show #47

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So last week I told yas all about our day out for me mate Zoe’s birthday.. If ya remember for her birthday i got her a pamper day at a spa thingy in town.. One thing I did forget to tell yas about though is the girl who give me my massage — am pure in love with her && am thinking of becoming lesbian for her.. The reason for that is that while she was doing me massage, she asked me do i have back pain.. I said that i do && i think it is part of me fibromyalgia but work doesnt help if am on me feet all day.. So this girl said she could sense it because i was tensing me back while she was massaging me..

Weather Report #17

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With the winter now upon us we thought it was time we continue with one of our old favourites here on Jammy Toast. With the cold weather upon us we feel it is important we give you an accurate weather report. Providing this service can help you to plan your days out – would you need a raincoat, umbrella or maybe even some snow-boots. Perhaps you be fine in just a t-shirt? As with everything else we do, we do it differently from other news and weather sites and we employ famous celebrities to tell you the weather in our own very special way. With this in mind, we have employed some of our favourite celebrities to impart the latest climatic conditions…

The Story Of Aleksandr Orlov #11

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Aleksandr and Sergei working on new book.

Today I continues tell peoples all about my life. Due to popular demand I have decide to tell my bear friends at Jammy Toast about amazing story of Orlov family. From amazing journey across Kalahari Desert to beginnings of meerkat comparing business on streets of Moscow. I am hoping from money Davidd pay to re-marble roof of Orlov Family mansion. Many meerkats have soggy fur because of hole in roof of mansion when it rain and lie in bed at night lookings at stars. I also say big thank you to Sergei who type for me on old typewriter found in attic in Meerkovo. Please enjoyment this

Christmoose, Over?

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Our old friend Charlie and Moose have returned to our telly screens with another advert for ClearScore. Since he first appeared in 2017, Moose has been the face of ClearScore’s TV adverts and so far he’s starred in a few of their TV ads helping Charlie check his credit score and stay on top of his finances. Now he has added another advert to the list; featuring Charlie’s sister using ClearScore to start afresh with their finances in the New Year. Meanwhile, Moose is sad that his favourite time of the year has come to an end – no more Christmoose.

Bear Music #109

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Winnie The Pooh #9

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Winnie-the-Pooh is a fictional anthropomorphic teddy bear created by AA Milne. The first collection of his stories were in the book Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), and this was followed by The House at Pooh Corner (1928). He named the character Winnie-the-Pooh after a teddy bear owned by his son, Christopher Robin Milne, who was the basis for the character Christopher Robin. The rest of Christopher Robin Milne’s toys – Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo and Tigger – were also incorporated into Milne’s stories. Two more characters, Owl and Rabbit, were created by Milne’s imagination. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some of his tales which have made Pooh probably the most famous bear in the world

Talking Shit #139

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!