Telly Favourites #35

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Today we are continuing our series of posts on our favourite telly shows of the past. As you all know, the bears love their telly and there is nothing they love more than finding a character they can love to love… or even love to hate. The bears don’t usually go for the clean-cut, heroic types they are more likely to identify with the slackers of society, people like Frank Gallagher, Jim Royle or Homer Simpson. They like programmes which are “off the wall” although occasionally they will enjoy serious drama if it is interesting and well written. Today, we are featuring

Lestly In The Hizzouse #17

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Hi, I’m Lestly and Nat is out again and so I am left all alone to find my own entertainment for the night. I love watching films, the popcorn has popped and so here is one called Moana. It is based on the Polynesian island of Motunui where the inhabitants worship Te Fiti, who brought life to the ocean, using a pounamu stone as her heart and the source of her power. Maui, the shapeshifting demigod and master of sailing, steals the heart to give humanity the power of creation. The film is like Hunter S Thompson meets Jimmy Buffet on acid.

Bear Music #121

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Karl’s Meaning Of Life #2

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For centuries, life’s big questions have puzzled some of the world’s greatest minds. The need for love, marriage and life-long commitment. The yearning to reproduce and the survival of the human race. The search for a vocation, the desire to find happiness and the inevitable end – death. Karl has never given a seconds thought to any of these issues. Now he’s turned forty he thinks it’s time he did. Jammy Toast have sent him off around the world to see how other people deal with life’s big questions and if these questions are such a big deal anyway.

Talking Shit #152

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Andreaa Angel Show #58

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Ineed to stop being so emotional.. I was crying in work on easter sunday cos of what was happenin’.. I never used to cry but i cant help it these days, I am always at it.. It all started when a shoplifter ran out the door in work.. I was just about to run after him like I the mug i always am when one of the girls stopped me.. She said “Andreaa don’t, if ya catch him he spits in ya face && everything!!” So I stopped meself while one of the girls went to check the cctv && call the police if we had a clear picture of him.. I walked out the front door of the shop to see where he had gone && there is a different fella staggering in the road.. I shouted out if he was alright && he said his boyfriend had just stapped him..

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Festive Road is thronging with blood-curdling cries and triumphal shouts today – the children are playing cowboys and Indians. I had been reading about a cowboy film at the cinema and so I decided to take a stroll to see it. When I got to the cinema, there was such a queue that I had a better idea – the costume shop and a cowboy outfit. Once I got there, the shopkeeper happily handed me the costume and invited me to try it on.