Razzi Writes #74

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Hello everyone, it is me Razzi again. If there is one thing I love it is seeing politicians squirm – especially when it is Boris Johnson being caught out in a lie. Maybe even Diane Abbott proving she is shit at maths or Jeremy Corbyn proving he hadn’t read his own manifesto on BBC Radio 4 and quickly trying to remember the password to his iPad to check. I used to make it a rule to never talk about politics but these days politics is more amusing than the little quaint stories I used to tell. This time Boris made up a pack of lies about Davidd’s favourite pie, the world famous Melton Mowbray Pork Pie to be precise.

Talking Shit #170

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Andreaa Angel Show #73

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Am back in work && they’ve given me a new temporary joint manager to work with.. He is a fuckin’ arsehole.. He hasn’t got a clue.. I don’t know why they have dumped him on me because he is new to Kwik-E-Mart && has only been a shift manager for McDonalds before.. He fucks up everything that he touches && so i just tell him to go && put the burgers on.. Wot a dick!! I was on a late on monday && when I got there, there was a 12 cage delivery sitting untouched.. So i asked him why he hadn’t put it out on the selves like ya meant to.. He said he had to complete a load of SS6 forms for head office who needed them straight away && they couldn’t wait until tuesday.. I asked for the SS6’s so I could send them off with a load of other paperwork i was sending && he said they were on his desk.. I went to get them && there they were completely untouched.. I said to him wot the fuck have you been doing during an 8 hour shift?? Even the staff have started calling him Ronald McDonald, I’ve been there ages && I still haven’t got a nickname — not one I have heard of anyway.. Quicker he fucks off the better!!

Winnie The Pooh #13

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Winnie-the-Pooh is a fictional anthropomorphic teddy bear created by AA Milne. The first collection of his stories were in the book Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), and this was followed by The House at Pooh Corner (1928). He named the character Winnie-the-Pooh after a teddy bear owned by his son, Christopher Robin Milne, who was the basis for the character Christopher Robin. The rest of Christopher Robin Milne’s toys – Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo and Tigger – were also incorporated into Milne’s stories. Two more characters, Owl and Rabbit, were created by Milne’s imagination. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some of his tales which have made Pooh probably the most famous bear in the world

Caught-Short Richard Coles Freed By Twitter

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If there is one thing we love here at Jammy Toast it is a true English eccentric and The Reverend Richard Cole is fast becoming one of our favourites. We first heard of him when he was a guest on Have I got News For You; the irreverent look at current affairs. On the programme he seemed to suggest that while waiting for a radio interview, a nervous Theresa May had left a wet patch on her chair. Of course he meant she had been sweating but that’s not exactly how the audience took it and it was made worse when Paul Merton announced; “That’s something you don’t hear a vicar say every day!” Now he has been caught short in a friend’s bedroom.

The Summer Starts Here

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There was Ian Botham in 1981, then Andrew Flintoff in 2005. Now you can add Ben Stokes in 2019 following his batting performance at Headingley yesterday. Of course, Botham and Flintoff will always be remembered for their exploits against the old cricketing enemy but for Stokes yesterday was an encore to his first career-defining performance in the World Cup final just six weeks ago. Some people only get one chance to play the innings of a lifetime, Stokes has now done it twice in only a few weeks. For England, the gap between two of the most unbelievable victories in their history might only have been a month and a half, but it was also pale blue kit to white, London to Leeds and Sweet Caroline to the wall of noise from the Western Terrace where the Barmy Army had gone from total despair to saluting the most incredible of victories.

Bear Music #138

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite