Doing My Dirty Washing In Public #19

Posted by Lisa Whiteman on
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Hi my name is… my name is… excuse me, my name is Slim Shady Lisa. You might remember me from the original Jammy Toast and recall my posts. If you don’t then you can catch up on them over here. I have been a friend of Davey’s since about 2003. I used to have a blog on Blogger well before he started to blog and before he discovered his pesky teddy bears. He used to leave comments on my blog and before you knew it, we were chatting away on MSN – who remembers good old MSN? I invited him to write a few guest posts on my blog and we became great friends. I even travelled over to the UK in 2007 from Canada for a visit and we had a whale of a time together. Fast forward sixteen years and I now comment on his blog and he has invited me to write some guest posts for him. As the old saying goes; what goes around, comes around

I See Dead People

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
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I wonder if this could be my twin sister?

ICalled This Story, ‘I See Dead People’ Which Is Not Really True. I Dont Actually See The Dead People Bt I Do Talk To Them.. Before I Become A Psychic Though, I Better Tell Yas Its Only With Members Of Me Family.. Me Nan Comes For A Chat All The Time && If Me Granddad Is Not Busy He Sometimes Comes && Says Hello.. They Never Come Together, Which Is A Bit Weird.. The Two Babies That I Lost Listen To Me All The Time Bt They Never Say Much.. I Think That Is Because They Were So Young When They Died.. Ya Stay The Same Age Forever After Ya Die.. I Think That Is Why That 27 Club All Died So Young Ya Know.. Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison && Kurt Cobain && Them.. I Think If Ya Talk To Dead People Then It Doesnt Hurt So Much That They Have Gone && Ya Cant Talk Or See Them No More.. I Was Really Close To Me Granddad && He Is Probably The One I Miss The Most Because He Used To Live With Us.. Because I Talk To Him Though, It Means I Dont Miss Him Quite So Much.. Bt Here Is The Nuts Thing, This Girl Comes To See Me && Says Shes My Twin Sister, Bt I Never Had A Twin..

Paddington Bear #50

Posted by Michael Bond CBE on
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Paddington Bear is famous the world over, having been translated into 30 different Languages and sold more than 30 million books worldwide. The books were written by Michael Bond and illustrated by Peggy Fortnum. The polite immigrant bear from darkest Peru, with his old hat, battered suitcase, duffle coat and love of marmalade sandwiches has become a classic character from English literature. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some more of the tales which have made Paddington Famous the world over

Sunday Music #7

Posted by Davidd Birko on
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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

The Big Six Zero

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
Category: Memories67 Comments

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Davidd Aged 8, Sporting One Of Granny’s Infamous Haircuts.

Sixty Years Ago Today, In The Early Hours Of The Mornin, Granny Was Lyin In St Catherines Hospital Tryin To Deliver A Bloody Big Baby.. She Had Been Tryin To Deliver It For 48 Hours && Was Gettin Nowhere Fast When The Midwife Said, “Go Ed Girl, Give It One Last Go!!” && Out Popped This Baby At 4:19am.. There Was Only Granny && The Baby There Cos The Babys Dad Was Away At Sea In The Merchant Navy.. The Next Mornin The Babies Grandparents Came Up To See Granny && The Baby.. It Was A Monday Mornin Bt The Babies Granddad, Who Was Called ‘Da’, Didnt Go Back To Work.. He Went To The Shops && Got A Teddy Bear Called Bimbo.. That Night He Took Bimbo Up To The Hospital To Give To The Baby Bt The Nurses Wouldnt Let Him In.. They Said That Night Time Visitin Was For Fathers Only.. Da Said That He Was The Father && They All Give Him A Funny Look Bt Let Him In.. Da Gave The Bimbo The Teddy Bear To The Baby && The Two Of Them Hve Been Together Ever Since.. Obvs The Baby Was Davidd && The Teddy Bear Was Great Uncle Bimbo..

Talking Shit #229

Posted by Davidd Birko on
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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

Andreaa’s Diary #4 (Still In Isolation)

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
Category: Andreaa's Diary70 Comments

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So, Am Still In Isolation Even Though No One Listens To Us.. Me && Me Mum Are Meant To Be In Quarantine Frm People Until Next Tuesday Bt No One Takes Any Notice.. Vicki Has Been Round With The Kids, So Has Dannielle && Gary Said He Couldnt Be Away Frm Me Any Longer So He Come Round Too.. It Doesnt Make Sense That Hes Not Around Though Cos He Was On Holiday With Us && If We Had Anythin So Would He.. The Only Person Who Hasnt Been Round Is Julia Because Her Son Ethan Has Asthma So It Would Be Bad If He Got The Rona Thingy.. We Hve Been Quite Good Though, Me && Me Mum, We Got The Shoppin Delivered Which Me Mum Hates Cos They Swap Half The Stuff For Shit.. I Hve Walked Luna Bt Ive Been Doin It Late At Night When No One Is About.. Even Me Nan Wanted To Come Round Bt Me Mum Told Her No She Is Old && The Rona Is Bad On Old People So Vicki Went && Saw Her Instead.. When Ya Read About People Who Are Stuck In Hospital For Months With The Rona Ya Realise Just How Bad That Can Bee Cos Am F*ckin Fed Up Lookin At The Wallpaper In Ours..