nfortunately Granny is getting very sneaky lately. She is hiding her Grannyisms from me and so the number she performs has dwindled. Most of her Classic Grannyisms happen elsewhere and we rely on her to inform on herself – lately, she’s just not been playing ball. She is too busy sneaking out of the house and hoarding groceries and toilet paper from the shops. Luckily, we have someone else to take her place. Lately Chimpton has been staying with an elderly relative who goes by the name of Marg and her “Margisms” are nearly as good as Granny’s Grannyisms. In some cases even better. Here at Jammy Toast we are fast approaching the realisation that it is all old people who perform these amazing feats and not just Granny. Before we start we must state that Marg is as deaf as a post but refuses to wear her hearing aids inside the house, instead she has the telly on the highest volumes imaginable AND has the subtitles on in case she misses anything.