The Other Week I Wrote Yas A Story On The Old Jammy Toast && Then Davidd Decided To Start The Blog All Over Again Before Yas Had A Chance To Read It.. I Thought It Was Dead Funny && It Is Not Normally Like Me To Be Funny, Lyk.. So Am Off On Me Holidays Today && I Wont Get A Chance To Write For Yas For A Couple Of Weeks, So Am Postin This As Me Last Post Before I Go.. Me Last Goodbye Before Me Holidays.. Actually, By The Time Yas Read This I Should Be Lyin By The Pool In Marmaris In Me New Bikini.. So, Dont Work Too Hard While Am Gone && Keep Ya Fingers Crossed I Dont Get The Rona.. Hopefully, Boris Will Let Me Back In England In Two Weeks!!
Ages Ago, On The Old Jammy Toast, I Told Yas A Story About Pigeon Pete.. He Was An Old Guy Who Used To Sit At The Pier Head Feedin Pigeons Until The Council Stopped Him Cos They Said He Was Creatin A Nuisance.. No One Has Ever Caused More Nuisance To The People Of Liverpool Than Liverpool Councillors So They Can Get To F*ck!! Thousands Of Birds Usta Come && See Pete At The Pier Head Cos They Knew They Was Goin To Get A Good Scran.. This Was Years Ago Bt I Just Found Out That He Is Still Goin && He Still Feeds The Birds Bt Not At The Pier Head Any More.. He Is Probably Too Scared Of Gettin An ASBO Off The Council.. So Here Is A Picture Of Him, I Think It Is In Bootle New Strand Shoppin Centre, Bt He Goes Round Everywhere These Days So That People Cant Stop Him. By The Time They Complain, He Is Long Gone To Somewhere Else..
ITold Davidd Tht I Hve To Hve My Turn Picking The Music Videos Too.. He Had A Moan About It Cos The First Song Have Picked Is A Take That Song.. I Couldnt Make Me Mind Up Between Robbie Williams Angels Or Take That && Back For Good.. So I Picked Take That Cos At Least Ya Get A Bit Of Robbie In Tha Too.. I Love This Song Bt I Didnt Realise It Was Done In 1995, That Means I Was 11.. Gary Barlow Said He Wrote It In Like Fifteen Minutes && Take That First Sang It At The Brit Awards That Year.. Everyone Loved It At The Brits && So They Had To Quickly Record It && Released It As A Single..
As we have thrown the old Jammy Toast out with the bath water and started over, I thought I would start right at the very beginning with my first ever day in this world. Although, if I am completely honest, I don’t really remember much about it but I am reliably informed that it did happen. I was born at 4:19am on the morning of 24th October 1960 at St Catherine’s Hospital. I was all alone with just Granny for company. Try and stick with me here because this could get very confusing regarding names. Granny is really my mother but because my daughter calls her ‘Granny’, the name has stuck and these days we all call her Granny. Anyway, back to the hospital, the reason I was all alone with Granny was because my Dad was in the Merchant Navy and he was away at sea.
Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!
On The Old Jammy Toast I Used To Write For Yas Every Thursday && Tell Yas What I Was Doin With Me Life.. So Today Am Goin To Start Doin The Same Thing As I Used To.. Every Thursday I Will Write Yas Andreaas Diary Just Lyk On The Old Jammy Toast.. Just In Case Ya New To Jammy Toast, I Usually Write About Me In Work Or About My Family && Sometimes About Gary, Me Boyfriend Or Luna Me Dog.. Me Diary Will Be About What Is Happenin To Me Recently, Not Old Stuff So Ya Can Keep Track Of Me && Tha.. I Hpe Ya Gonna Lyk It, Davidd Says Its Better Than Coronation Street Except I Hve Never Been On A Tram Crashin Off The Viaduct, Lyk..
Davidd Was Tellin Me The Other Day That Blogs Used To Hve A Thing Called A Blogroll.. It Was A Simple Idea Bt One That I Thought Was Dead Good.. It Was Just A List On Ya Blog Of Other Blogs That Ya Used To Read So That If Anyone Lykd Ur Blog Then They Could Go && Read Other Blogs That Was On The Same Subject.. Everyone Used To Hve One.. I Lyk The Idea That Ya Read One Blog Then Click On A Random Blog In Their Blogroll && It Took You To Another Blog.. You Could Do It For Hours Readin Stuff That Might Be Good Or It Might Be A Pile Of Doodoo, Thats The Chance Ya Take.. If Ya Were Bored You Could Spend Hours Doin It.. So I Thought It Would Be Good If We Started One..
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