Grand Egyptian Museum

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IWas Watchin This Program On The Discovery Channel The Other Night.. How Mad Is That, I Normally Watch Mostly The Disney Channel Bt Heres Me Gettin Dead Brainy Watchin A Program About Egypt On The Discovery Program.. Its All Davidds Fault, For Me Next Holiday I Want A Change Frm Goin To Turkey && Davidd Said I Should Try Egypt Cos Its Dead Boss Over There.. He Said It Is Always Sunny && Ya Can Play Ths Game While Ya On Holiday Called ‘Spot The Cloud’ Bt No One Ever Wins Cos Ya Never Get To See A Cloud.. So Egypt Was Kinda On Me Mind && I Started Watchin This Program.. It Wasnt About Holidays Though It Was About Egyptian Mummies && Pharaohs && All That Kinda Stuff..

Talking Shit #230

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

Andreaa’s Diary #5

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This Rona Thing Is Goin To Be The Death Of One Of Us Sooner Or Later.. Barry Is Me Sister Dannielles Fella && He Has Been Finished Up Frm Work Cos Of The Virus.. So He Got A Foreigner Workin On A Site.. He Decided That What Ever Gary Can Do, He Can Do Better && Decided To Jump Off The Scaffolding.. Except He Went One Better Than Gary && Bounced Off The Scaffoldin && Landed On The Concrete Thirty Foot Below.. Am Sure Our Family Has Got A Death Wish Somewhere.. That Means Danielle Is In Trouble With No Money Comin In && Barry Is In Hospital.. Obviously Danielle Has Been Goin Up Visitin Him Bt She Has A Fight On Her Hands Cos The Hospital Dont Want Any Visitors Cos They Dont Want People Bringin The Rona In.. Never Rains Does It??

Doing My Dirty Washing In Public #19

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Hi my name is… my name is… excuse me, my name is Slim Shady Lisa. You might remember me from the original Jammy Toast and recall my posts. If you don’t then you can catch up on them over here. I have been a friend of Davey’s since about 2003. I used to have a blog on Blogger well before he started to blog and before he discovered his pesky teddy bears. He used to leave comments on my blog and before you knew it, we were chatting away on MSN – who remembers good old MSN? I invited him to write a few guest posts on my blog and we became great friends. I even travelled over to the UK in 2007 from Canada for a visit and we had a whale of a time together. Fast forward sixteen years and I now comment on his blog and he has invited me to write some guest posts for him. As the old saying goes; what goes around, comes around

I See Dead People

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I wonder if this could be my twin sister?

ICalled This Story, ‘I See Dead People’ Which Is Not Really True. I Dont Actually See The Dead People Bt I Do Talk To Them.. Before I Become A Psychic Though, I Better Tell Yas Its Only With Members Of Me Family.. Me Nan Comes For A Chat All The Time && If Me Granddad Is Not Busy He Sometimes Comes && Says Hello.. They Never Come Together, Which Is A Bit Weird.. The Two Babies That I Lost Listen To Me All The Time Bt They Never Say Much.. I Think That Is Because They Were So Young When They Died.. Ya Stay The Same Age Forever After Ya Die.. I Think That Is Why That 27 Club All Died So Young Ya Know.. Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison && Kurt Cobain && Them.. I Think If Ya Talk To Dead People Then It Doesnt Hurt So Much That They Have Gone && Ya Cant Talk Or See Them No More.. I Was Really Close To Me Granddad && He Is Probably The One I Miss The Most Because He Used To Live With Us.. Because I Talk To Him Though, It Means I Dont Miss Him Quite So Much.. Bt Here Is The Nuts Thing, This Girl Comes To See Me && Says Shes My Twin Sister, Bt I Never Had A Twin..

Paddington Bear #50

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Paddington Bear is famous the world over, having been translated into 30 different Languages and sold more than 30 million books worldwide. The books were written by Michael Bond and illustrated by Peggy Fortnum. The polite immigrant bear from darkest Peru, with his old hat, battered suitcase, duffle coat and love of marmalade sandwiches has become a classic character from English literature. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some more of the tales which have made Paddington Famous the world over

Sunday Music #7

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite