IRang David On The Way Home From Work Last Nite To Check If He Was Postin Me Story About The Liverpool Slums && Tha.. I Couldnt Get No Sense Out Of Him Cos He Was Watchin This Cricket Thingy From India Or Somewhere.. I Called Him A ‘Borin Bastid’ Like I Always Do Cos He Pure Loves Cricket.. He Said How Do I Know Its Borin, I Have Never Watched Cricket.. So Last Night, For A Laugh, I Put It On && Was Watchin It && This Is What I Think About It.. First Of All When Ya Watch The Footy Ya Have Two Teams In Different Colour Kits.. Like Liverpool Are In Red && Everton Are In Blue.. So When Ya Watch The Derby Ya Know Who Is On What Side Cos Of Their Colours.. But In The Cricket, They All Wear White!! How Are Ya Meant To Know What Side They Are On?? That Is The First Crazy Thing Abwt It.. Apparently I Was Watchin An Old Test Match Cos In The Indian Cricket They Do Wear Different Colours.. Davidd Said They Was Just Tryin To Confuse Me.
IOnly Know About Livin In Kirkby Cos I Never Lived Nowhere Else.. Bt Me Granddad Used To Tell Me Stories About Livin In Everton Valley In Liverpool.. None Of The Houses That He Used To Live In Are Left Now, They Was All Knocked Down Because They Used To Call Them Slums.. Thousands Of People Woz Kicked Out Of Their Homes && Had To Move To Either Kirkby, Speke, Widnes Or Skelmersdale.. Just So They Could Knock Their Houses Down.. Me Granddad Said It Was Called Progress Bt Really It Was Just Slum Clearance.. He Said That The City Changed Forever.. Scotland Road (Or Scottie Road As Everyone Calls It) && Everton Valley Was Basically Bulldozed To The Ground.. Even Though No One Wanted It To Happen, It Was Still Flatened..
There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite…
Here at Jammy Toast one of our favourite all-time films must be The Blues Brothers. The story of ‘Joliet’ Jake and Elwood Blues; The Blues brothers. The film is the story of the pair putting their R&B band back together after Jake comes out of prison. They are on a “mission from God” to raise money to save from foreclosure the Catholic orphanage in which they were raised by Cab Calloway and a bunch of nuns. They organize a performance to earn the $5,000 needed to pay the orphanage’s property tax bill. Along the way, they are targeted by a homicidal ‘mystery woman’, Neo-Nazis, and a country and western band – all while being relentlessly pursued by the police.
Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!
So Its Thursday && I Am Meant To Be Writin My Diary Bt What Do Ya Write When Ya Stuck In The House Bored.. The Highlight Of Me Week So Far Was Drivin Me Mum To The Asda To Get The Shoppin.. Kill Me Now!! I Am Bein Quite Good Though As I Hvent Even Seen Gary Cos He Has To Isolate In His Own House.. If We Stick To The New Tier 3 Rules We Arent Really Meant To See Each Other Even After The Fourteen Days.. When Ya In Tier 3 Ya Not Meant To Mix With Other People Who Dont Live In Ya House Bt I Think Ya Can Get Round That By Creatin A Support Bubble.. Two Single People Who Live Alone Can Create A Support Bubble It Says On The Website.. Or If Ya Live With Someone (Lyk Me Mum) Ya Can Create A Bubble As Long As The Other Person Ya Live With Doesnt Create A Bubble.. Oh F*Ck Off This Was Meant To Be Makin It Easy, Ya Need To Be A Solicitor To Understand This Load Of B*llocks!!
Today we are continuing our series of posts featuring our favourite telly shows. We all love our telly and there is nothing we love more than finding a character we can love to love… or even love to hate. Here at Jammy Toast, we don’t usually go for the clean-cut, heroic types; we are more likely to identify with the slackers of society, people like Frank Gallagher, Jim Royle or Homer Simpson. We like programmes which are “off the wall” although occasionally we enjoy serious drama if it is interesting and well written. Today, we are featuring…