Snooker

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
Category: Sport37 Comments

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Davidd Was Tellin Me How Good Me Little Skit About Cricket Was A While Ago When I Was Tellin Yas All How To Play Cricket && The Rules && That.. So He Is Watchin The Snooker This Week So He Said Why Dont Ya Tell Everyone About The Rules Of Snooker.. I Said I Dont Know How Ya Play Snooker Its For Old Granddads, How Am I Meant To Know How Ya Play It.. Davidd Said Watch Some Of It && See If Ya Can Work It Out, Like Ya Did With The Cricket Cos It Was Dead Funny.. Okay I Will Try Then, Here Goes..

Talking Shit #234

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Category: Shit57 Comments

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

Andreaa’s Diary #9

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Category: Andreaa's Diary55 Comments

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ILove Talkin To People.. I Think It Is Cos Am Nosey && Its The Best Way To Find Stuff Out.. Just Think Of All The People I Hve Told Ya About.. Its Lyk A Gossip Mongers Soap Opera On Here When Im About.. Ive Told Yas About Lorah, Harry && His Wife Elizbeth, Me Family, Me Pets; Luna && Dogg, Boyfriends && Ex-Boyfriends, Even About All The Nutters Around Liverpool.. One Person I Hve Not Told Yas About Is Pat.. I Suddenly Remembered Her The Other Day When I Took Luna For A Walk.. I Was Walkin Down Our Road Towards The Towny On Me Day Off && She Was Walkin Up Towards Me.. In Case Ya Forgot, Pat Is The Woman What Works In The Chippy.. Shes A Great Mate Cos She Used To Feed Me && Lorah When We Bunked Off School.. && Dogg Always Used To Go && See Her When He Was Off On His Missions && She Would Feed Him Too..

Doing My Dirty Washing In Public #20

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Category: Lisa's Dirty Washing57 Comments

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Hi my name is… my name is… excuse me, my name is Slim Shady Lisa. You might remember me from the original Jammy Toast and recall my posts. If you don’t then you can catch up on them over here. I have been a friend of Davey’s since about 2003. I used to have a blog on Blogger well before he started to blog and before he discovered his pesky teddy bears. He used to leave comments on my blog and before you knew it, we were chatting away on MSN – who remembers good old MSN? I invited him to write a few guest posts on my blog and we became great friends. I even travelled over to the UK in 2007 from Canada for a visit and we had a whale of a time together. Fast forward sixteen years and I now comment on his blog and he has invited me to write some guest posts for him. As the old saying goes; what goes around, comes around

Our Favourite Websites #15

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Category: Technology/Internet54 Comments

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What is your favourite website? Which site do you use the most and does it do the job you really want it to perform? That is what this series of posts is all about – our favourite websites. Tim Berners-Lee published the first ever website in 1991 and there must be billions more that have come and gone – or even remained – since then. Serious sites, business sites, dysfunctional sites (yes, ok – we know who we are) or maybe sites just devoted to grumpy cats. So, I thought I would have a sit down and decide which sites I thought had brought us the most enjoyment, functionality, performance or just wasted our precious time over the last thirty years.

The Happiest Days Of Your Life

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
Category: School Days61 Comments

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IHated School && Used To Do Anythin To Get Out Of Goin.. Ya Hear People Talkin About Them Bein The Happiest Days Of Ya Life, Bt I Reckon They Just Say That To Get Ya To Go.. The Other Day I Was Drivin Past Our Old School && I Suddenly Realised That It Is Ten Years Since I Left.. Ive Been Up The School With Our Alisha So I Know Some Of Our Old Teachers Are Still There Bt I Didnt Even Realise It Was Like Ten Years, It Give Me A Shock.. I Started Thinkin About The Place && All The Old Memories Of The Shit Me && Lorah Used To Get Into Come Floodin Back.. Memories From Before She Got Excluded Anyway!!

Sunday Music #10

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite