Goodbye 2020 && Good Riddance

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Normally, At The End Of The Year Davidd Or Razzi Writes A “Review Of The Year”, Talkin About All The People Who Have Died That Year && All The Things That Have Happened; Good && Bad.. When He Told Me He Was Goin To Do That This Year, I Said To Forget It, Cos Everyone Is Totally Fed Up Of 2020.. The Whole Year Was Just Shite && Too Many People Have Died.. We Dont Want To Look Back At Them All Dyin, We Want To Look Forward At Some Of The Good Stuff That Is Meant To Be Comin.. Everyone Has Even Been Told To Keep Their Arses In The House On New Years Eve Cos Covid Loves A Big Crowd.. About 20 Million More People In England Have Been Forced To Stay At Home After They Were Pushed Up To Tier 4 At Midnight Last Night.. They Are Joinin Over 20 Million Who Are Already In The Top Tier Where Ya Not Even Allowed To Go Into Someone Else’s House.. The Mad Bit Is That Those 40 Million People Are Not Allowed To Mix With Anyone Else Bt All The Kids Have To Go Back To School On Monday && Mix To Their Hearts Content Lyk.. Its Just Stupid..

The Queen’s Gambit

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Every Christmas we usually find something on the telly to watch that keeps us thoroughly entertained. Often it is watching something over that we have seen before and enjoyed. This year we watched Marchella and I thought that was going to be the highlight of this year’s festive telly. Then we decided to give The Queen’s Gambit a try. The coming-of-age period drama follows the life of an orphan chess prodigy, Beth Harmon, during her quest to become the world’s greatest chess player. She attempts this while struggling with emotional problems and drug and alcohol dependency. The story begins in the mid-1950s and proceeds through into the 1960s.

I Used To Get Spoilt At Christmas

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IUsed To Love Christmas When I Was Little.. I Was Spoilt Rotten Cos I Had Three Christmasses Every Year.. On Christmas Eve I Would Go && Stay With My Grandparents && Have A Christmas There.. Then I Would Come Home For Christmas Day && Have A Christmas At Home.. Then On Boxin Day I Would Go Me Other Grandparents && Have Another Christmas There.. Cos I Am The Baby Of The Family It Was Just Me Too At Me Grandparents So I Always Got More Pressies Than All The Others.. Before He Died Me Granddad Used To Live With Us.. He Was Frm Me Mums Side Of The Family, The Other Granddad Is Still Alive, Just In Case Ya Gettin Mixed Up.. I Really Used To Love Me Granddad && Even Though I Was A Terrible Teen At The Time I Would Love It If He Come In Me Room.. Ya See Some Kids Shoutin, “Get Out Me Room!!” At Parents Or Grandparents, Bt I Would Never Shout At Me Granddad.. I Think I Hve Told Yas Some Stories About Him Bein A Hero Durin The War && Even When He Was An Old Man He Never Took Shit Off No One..

You Think 2020 Was A Bad Year?

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If you think 2020 was a bad year, wait and see what 2021 has instore for us. According to Nostradamus, we could be in for an even more disastrous year. The French astrologer and doctor is said to have accurately foretold some of the most monumental events in the last few hundred years. From the Great Fire of London to Adolf Hitler’s rise to power and the horrors of the Second World War and from the French Revolution to the creation of the atomic bomb, Nostradamus’s predictions have been eerily accurate. He is even said to have known John F Kennedy would be assassinated and the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Centre in New York would happen. Now Nostradamus has some terrifying prophecies for 2021. He predicts everything from a Zombie Apocalypse to a Comet hitting Earth and even Solar Storms.

The Day Merseyside Police Raided Jammy Toast

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This time of year, always gives me the heebie-jeebies as it reminds me of the day Jammy Toast was raided by the police. It was during the build up to Christmas back in the days when people could go shopping without face-masks and everything was almost normal. I was cruising around the internet trying to find a story to post on the blog. If I have no inspiration, I sometimes look at newspapers online to see if there are any teddy bear related stories or something which Toasters might find interesting or funny. I was looking on the Liverpool Echo website when I came across a story that the police had foiled a plan by a bunch of school kids to all meet-up in John Lewis’ new store in Liverpool One and have a massive game of manhunt, or hide-and-seek as it is more commonly called.

The Jammy Toast Christmas Tradition 2020

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Andreaa put her foot down yesterday and refused to allow me to post our usual Christmas video. I remember when I used to be in charge around here but I guess that will have to go down as a long distant memory these days. Luckily, just to keep an old man happy, she has given me free reign today and so I have decided to strike back and include what, for the bears and I, is what makes Christmas the day that it is. The Raymond Briggs video of his book The Snowman. Here at Jammy Toast, it is not Christmas until we have seen the snowman fly off into the night sky accompanied by the little boy. It would also appear to be a favourite of many others as UKTV Gold have voted the video fourth in the list of the Greatest TV Christmas moments.

Andreaa’s Nativity Story

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Every Christmas Day, Here On Jammy Toast, Davidd Posts The Snowman Video.. You Know The One Where That Lad Sings “Am Walkin In The Air”.. Its Alright Lyk Bt Everyone Must Be Fed Up Of Seein It By Now Cos Davidd Has Been Postin It For Yonks.. I Put Me Foot Down && Told Him He Wasnt Allowed This Year.. He Was Lyk, Well What Are We Goin To Post On Christmas Day Then?? So I Scratched Me Head For A Bit && Said I Know, I Can Write The Nativity Story Of When Baby Jesus Was Born.. I Told Him That The Bears Would Really Love To Hear The Story (Whenever Ya Want Davidd To Do Somethin, Ya Just Tell Him The Bears Will Love It && Hes All For It).. So He Agreed.. So Here Ya Go, This Is The Story Of The Nativity.. Its A Bit Different To How Father Jeremy Told Me Years Ago In Sunday School…