IWas Bored The Other Night && Couldnt Find Anythin To Watch On Telly.. I Was Even Thinkin Of Watchin Titanic Again, I Was That Bored — I Have Only Watched That About A Thousand Times. I Messaged Davidd && Asked Him To Pick A Film For Me To Watch That Was Good.. Davidd Said Watch This Film Called ‘Passengers’.. I Was Lyk, “Wots It About” && He Said Its A Space Film About A Space Ship That Goes Wrong && At First I Thought It Sounded Shit Cos I Hate Sci-Fi Films.. Then Davidd Said Although Its In Space Its Not Really A Space/Sci-Fi Film.. Just Lyk Titanic Isnt Really A Film About A Boat, Its More Lyk A Love Story Just Lyk With Rose && Jack On The Titanic Except This Is Jim && Aurora On The Avalon.. I Wasnt Convinced But David Give Me His Log-In For His Amazon Prime && I Watched It.. It Was Brilliant, I loved It!! So, I Thought I Would Tell Yas The Story…
Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Andreaa’s to just “Chat Shit”. It used to be abit of a tradition over on Jammy Toast whereby we would ask everyone who visits on a Friday to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain — anything goes!
Really Am Beginnin To Feel Lyk A Whale Now.. I Know I Said I Wouldnt Harp On About Baby Bean On Me Diary Bt Its All I Can Think About At The Moment.. Its Nice Bein Off Work && The Sun Has Been Out So I Hve Been Lyin In The Garden On A Big Garden Lyk Cushion Thingy.. Funny Thing Is, I Can Still Get Into My Size 10 Summer Clothes Frm Last Year, Even If They Are A Bit Tight Around The Tummy.. I Hve To Admit Everyone Is Spoilin Me, I Was Only Lyin There For Ten Minutes && Gary Brought Me A Non-Alcoholic Cocktail.. Was Great Lazin Around Lyk Lady Muck..
AFew People Hve Been Complainin To Me && Davidd That They Prefer Jammy Toast To The Blog Bein Called Andreaas.. I Love Bloggin Since I Hve Started Bt I Dont Really Mind What The Blog Is Called.. As You Know Davidd Is Sort Of Semi-Retired Frm Bloggin && Just Helps Me With All The Technicial Stuff.. He Said It Would Be Easy-ish To Move All The Blog To Jammy Toast && Then Get Everyone Who Goes To My Blog To Automatically Get Transferred To Jammy Toast.. So We Hve Decided To Do That.. If It Is Just That You Prefer Jammy Toast Then Problem Solved Ya Can Now See Everythin On Jammy Toast.. Bt If Ya Prefer Davidd Bloggin To Me Then Im Sorry Bt Davidd Is Not Goin To Blog Very Often — He Will Help Some Of The Bears With Their Bloggin && Do The Odd Thing Himself When He Feels Lyk, So Yas Will Just Have To Put Up With Me..
Davidd Give Me This && It Has Wrecked Me Head For Two Days.. Needless To Say, Smart Arse Did It In A Couple Of Minutes.. He Used To Put Puzzles On Jammy Toast && Then Let People Hve A Go At Solvin Them.. Its Just For Fun, There Is No Million Dollar First Prize Or Anythin So Ya Can Hve A Go && See If Yas Can Do Better Than Me.. It Is A Cat Puzzle, Somewhere In The Hundreds Of Human Faces Is A Hidden Cat Face, Yas Hve To See If Ya Can Find It.. Yas Can Comment On It Below, Bt Pleaz Dont Leave Any Clues Cos Some People Might Still Be Tryin To Find The Cat..
One Thing I Never Understand About The First Of The Month Is Why Do Ya Hve To Say ‘White Rabbits’?? When I Get Up If I Dont Say It && Me Mum Sees Me Then She Pinches Me && Says, “Pinch Punch, First Of The Month..” Whats That All About?? I Think It Must Be A Folklore && Ya Know How Much I Lyk Folklores && All That Stuff, So I Thought I Would Try && Find Out.. If I Wanna Know Anythin Then Ya Dont Ask Any Of My Family, They Are All As Thick As Me — Some Of Em Are Worse!! So I Asked Davidd, Cos He Is Supposed To Be The Wise Old Owl Around Here, Or Something.. He Said That It Is Only Supposed To Be On The First Of May.. It Is A Superstition That If Ya Say That Before Lunchtime On The First Day Of May Then Ya Will Get Good Luck For The Rest Of The Month.. It Comes Frm Everyone Thinkin That Rabbits && Hares Are Lucky Animals.. David Says He Wrote About It On Jammy Toast A Few Years Ago When He Found That There Is A Tradition That Says If You Say “Rabbits” Three Times Before You Go To Bed On The Last Day Of The Month && Then “Hares” When You Wake Up On The First Of The Month You Will Get Loads Of Good Luck.. He Said That Comes Frm Westminster In 1919..
Hiya Its Me Andreaa && Not Flat Eric, There Will Be No ‘Flat Music’ This Week Cos We Hve Decided To Start Somethin New On Sundays.. Am Tryin Not To Just Copy Jammy Toast Now That I Hve My Own Blog && I Hve Decided Instead Of Me && Davidd Fightin Over Who Gets To Pick The Sunday Video, We Are Goin To Hve A Competition Called ‘Battle Of The Bands’ Instead.. On The First Sunday Of Each Month Me && Davidd Will Each Pick A Tune && Then You Can All Decide Whose Tune Is The Best — In Ur Opinion.. Whoever Wins Frm The Two Of Us Gets To Pick The Sunday Music Videos For The Rest Of The Month, Until The Beginnin Of The Next Month When We Do It All Over Again.. Hahaha It Will Give Use All Braggin Rights For The Rest Of The Month Too..