I Reckon The First Thing To Happen Will Be People Will Stop Goin To Work.. There Will Be No Point Cos Ya Dont Need Money If There Is Nothin To Buy.. There Will Be No Food Because The Land To Grow All Our Plants Will Be Under The Water.. The Animals We Eat Will Be Drowned, So There Is Only Man-Made Stuff.. Bt No One Is Botherin Goin To Work So There Is No Man-Made Stuff.. All The Supermarkets Dont Bother Openin Because There Is Nothin To Buy.. It Is Just Lyk One Big Vicious Circle.. It Will Be Worse Than The Pandemic..
Families Dont Do Anythin Anymore Except Sit Round TV Screens Waitin To See If Anyone Can Fix Whats Happenin, Bt They Cant.. People Are Becomin Brain Dead, They Dont Even Know What To Think Anymore.. Everythin Is Just Gettin Worse.. People Turn To Drink && Just Spend The Days Gettin Pissed.. The Temperature Goes Up && Up && Everywhere Gets Like A Desert.. Then The Winds Come && Start Blowin All The Dry Earth Everywhere.. Soon People Cant Breath.. They Start Dyin.. The People With Asthma Go First && Then Smokers.. Then The Healthy People Start To Die Too.. Some People Are Happy To Die Because The Earth Isnt A Nice Place To Live Anymore.. A Man In The Pub Asks The Barman What Is Wrong With Him, Why Is He Out Of Breath All The Time Bt Before The Barman Can Answer He Falls To The Floor Dead..
Slowly Everyone Starts To Die.. Some People Make The Most Of Everythin Before They Die.. They Race In Their Cars, They Eat The Last Of The Food Until There Are No More Tears Left To Cry Over The State Of The Earth.. Everythin Is Sucked Dry, Down To The Very Last Breath && Finally, When It Is All Too Late, We Realise The Human Race Has Amused Its Self To Death.. We Have Just Sat Back && Watched The Tragedy Unfold, We Did What The Policians Told Us To Do && Finally It Is All Over.. The Greatest Show On Earth Is Its Death.. Still We Sit Round The TV Screens; This Time We Just See Greta Thunberg Laughin Tellin Us, “I Told Ya..”
Then Out In Space Some Aliens Are Flyin Past In Their Spaceship When The Lookout Spies The Last Flickerin Lights Of Our World && They Come To See Whats Happening.. They Find Our Dead Bodies Lyin Round TV Sets Bt Cant Understand What Has Happened.. They Run Loads Of Tests, They Check All The Leads They Can Think Of.. They Even Check All The Data On Their Lists Bt Then The Alien Scientists Admit That They Dont Have A Clue What Has Killed Us All..
Finally After Eliminatin Every Other Reason They Could Think Of For Why We Had Become Extinct, They Decided That The Only Explanation Left Was That Our Species Had Just Amused Itselt To Death.. We Just Fucked About Instead Of Doin Somethin To Stop What We All Knew Was Happening.. We Paid The Price For That Stupidity With Our Lives, Our Planet… Everythin We Had..
The Aliens Couldnt Do Anythin To Help So They Got Back On Their Spaceships && Flew Off Into Space Headin Back To Their Own Planet.. They Recorded On Their Computers That The Species From The Planet Earth Had Amused Themselves To Death..
The End.. && It Soon Will Be If We Dont Change Things..
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