One Story He Told Me Used To Make Me Scared Because If The Story Had Ended Slightly Different, Then Me Mum && All Us Kids Would Never Have Even Been Born.. Durin The War, He Was In Holland Chasin The Germans The Fukk Out Of The Country.. When They Had Saved Holland From The Germans Though, Ya Still Had To Watch Out Because The Germans Had Left Snipers Behind To Try && Kill Ya.. So All The Army Lads Had To Be Careful When They Was Outside Of Their Camp..
One Night Me Granddad && His Mate Were Given The Night Off && Allowed To Go Into Town && Have A Beer.. Me Granddad && His Mate Though Decided To Go To This Dance Hall Because Me Granddad Always Loved Music && Dancin.. When I Was A Kid He Used To Know All The Songs That I Listened To && I Never Knew How He Learned Them Bt He Always Knew The Words && Would Sing Along To Songs Like Bruno Marrs && That.. So This Night He Went To The Dance Hall && He Was Dancin With These Local Dutch Girls.. Me Nan Said He Was A Tart Even In Them Days Bt Me Granddad Said He Couldnt Wait To Get Back Home To Be With Me Nana To Be Honest Bt It Was Nice To Forget The War Just For One Night..
Me Granddad Was Gettin On With This Dutch Girl && They Had Loads Of Dances && When The Dance Had Finished He Said He Would Walk Her Home So That She Was Safe.. So Me Granddad && His Mate Walked This Girl && Her Mate Home && Dropped Them Off.. Me Granddad Even Admitted To Me Nana That He Did Give Her A Little Kiss Bt It Was Just On The Cheek.. I Dont Think Me Nana Believed Him Lyk..
When They Had Dropped The Girls Off They Were Walkin Back To Camp Havin A Chat && Me Granddads Mate Got His Cigarettes Out && Offered Me Granddad One Bt He Said No Because His Throat Was Too Dry, He Needed A Drink.. His Mate Lit His Cigarette As They Walked Down This Country Road Leadin Bak To Their Camp.. As Soon As The Flame From His Lighter Lit Up His Face…
A Bullet Hit Me Granddads Mate Right In The Head && He Fell Down Dead On The Spot.. Me Granddad Took Cover Bt No More Bullets Were Fired.. He Managed To Get Back To Camp && Told His Sergeant-Major What Had Happened.. Me Granddad Took The Sergeant-Major && Some Soldiers To Were His Mate Was Shot && They Brought His Body Back To Be Buried..
Me Granddad Smoked All His Life Bt Luckily It Never Did Him Any Harm But It Would Of Done That Night!! I Always Thought If He Had Taken A Fag Off His Mate He Might Of Been The One To Be Shot.. Then He Would Have Been Buried In A Hole In Holland && None Of Us Would Be Here Today.. Cos Obviously Me Granddad && Me Nan Had Me Mum, Two Aunties && Three Uncles && All The Kids That They All Had.. None Of Us Would Have Been Here If Me Granddad Was Shot That Night..
Makes Ya Fuckin’ Think!!
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