We Are Stickin To The Fourteen Day Self-Isolation After Our Holiday Cos They Can Come && Check On Ya && There Is A £1,000 Fine If They Catch Ya Breakin It, Bt After Tha They Can Get To F*ck.. The Pathetic Thing Is That One Rule Says Me && Gary Can Create A Bubble && Another Says Ya Can Only Create A Bubble && Meet Indoors && Stay Overnight If Ya Social Distance.. F*ckin Hell, Am Gonna Need A Bigger Bed Here!!
The Whole Thing Is Just Totally Pathetic.. I Might Invite Dominic Cummings Round Then I Can Do What The F*ck I Want..
Am Not Normally In Kirkby Durin The Day Cos Am In Work Bt This Past Week Has Taught Me Wha A Shithole It Is && Just How Bad Some Of The People Can Be.. I Hve Been Goin Out On Me Own To Walk The Dog && Seen The State Of Some Of The People.. They Must Of Been Dragged Up Some Of Them.. Me Mum Told Me To Be Careful Cos She Read In ‘The Challenge’ (Thats Our Local Free Newspaper) That Some Woman Was Attacked By Lads Who Tried To Pinch Her Pedigree Dog.. I Told Her That Luna Would Kill Anyone Who Tried To Grab Her Bt It Shows Ya How Bad Some Of The People Are.. Bt The Newspaper Does Make Me Wonder If They Make Half Of It Up.. The Liverpool Echo Is The Same.. Me Granddad Used To Read It When He Was Alive Bt We Dont Get It No More Cos It Is Shit && They Make Stories Up Half The Time..
The Echo Totally Hates Kirkby.. Ive Already Said That Half The People In Kirkby Are Knobheads, So Am Not Sayin That We Are Angels Cos Were Not, Bt Were Not As Bad As They Make Out.. Sometimes Some Good Stuff Happens In Kirkby Bt They Never Report It.. There Was A Prime Example A Couple Of Months Ago.. There Was A Shootin In Norris Green Which Is Nowhere Near Kirkby.. It Happened When Me && Me Mum Was Goin Shoppin Into Liverpool.. We Went Right Passed The Scene Of The Shootin && There Was Two Cop Cars && One Of Those Scenes Of Crime Investigator Vans.. Later On After We Had Been Shoppin We Come Back Home && Some Kids Had Found Part Of A Shotgun.. Not The Whole Gun, It Was Just The Barrel.. They Found It On Some Waste Land On Whitefield Drive Near Westvale In Kirkby.. Cos This Was In Kirkby, The Police Had Ten Police Cars && Two Of Those Big Matrix Police Vans.. There Were About 30 Coppers With Shovels && Metal Detectors Searchin To See If They Could Find The Rest Of The Shotgun In The Grass.. Then, For A Bit Of Fun, While They Were At It, They Decided To Raid The ‘Johnny Todd’ Pub Too Just For A Lark..
Ya Cant Blame Them Lyk, It Was Kirkby && Bein The Crime Of The Century They Probably All Wanted To Get Into The Newspaper Story About It.. I Mean, We Cant Hve Them Kirkby Sock Robbers Gettin Guns Can We??
We Even Had A Tornado A While Back && People Got Videos Of It On Their Phones && Everything.. It Was A Proper Tornado Lyk The Ones They Get In America — I Never Saw The Tornado Bt I Did See The Videos Of It On Youtube.. There It Was, A Full On Tornado Right Here In Our Little Towny.. They Even Had To Take That Away Frm Us Didnt They.. The Echo Said That The Met Office Told Them That It Wasnt A Tornado, It Was Just A Funnel Cloud.. Thats Lyk A Tornado Except It Doesnt Reach All The Way Down To The Ground.. The Echo Said That There Was Unlykly To Be Any Serious Damage Frm A Funnel Cloud..
Once Again They Wouldnt Even Let Us Hve Our Fifteen Minutes Of Fame.. They Just Hve To Take Everythin Off Us..
F*ck Off, The Lot Of Yas!!
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