So I Was Due To Start Me New Job At Spoons This Week Except Another Job I Applied For Come Up Too.. I Know It Is Dead Cheeky Cos Spoons Hve Been Dead Good To Me Keepin Me Job Open For Two Weeks While I Was On Holiday && Then Findin Out I Had To Self-Isolate For Fourteen Days When I Got Back Bt I Got Offered Another Job At Miller & Carter Which Sounded Dead Good.. I Was Thinkin About Which One To Go For When The Passport Office Got In Touch && Offered Me A Job Too.. I Went For An Interview There Before Me Holiday.. I Didnt Lyk The Sound Of It Cos It Sounded Lyk Workin On A Production Line && Davidd Said That They Take Ya Phone Off Ya In The Mornings For Security Reasons && Its Through An Agency && He Thinks Ya Only Get The Job For Six Months..I Was Stuck I Didnt Know Wot To Do..
The Other Day I Saw A Job For A Shift Supervisor At Costa-Bloody-Bomb, The Coffee Place.. I Thought There Was Nothin To Lose So I Applied For That Too.. They Rang Me Up && Invited Me In For An Interview Straight Away.. I Had To Admit That I Had Never Used A Coffee Machine Before Bt At Spoons We Had Milks Boilers && I Knew How To Make Latte && Cappuccino Coffees Bt Obviously Not At Their Coffee Shops Cos Had Never Worked There.. The Woman Never Seemed That Impressed So I Thought That Was The End Of That Bt Then She Said That It Wouldnt Take Them Long To Show Me How To Use The Coffee Machines && It Was The Supervisory Experience I Had That They Were More Interested In.. They Really Wanted Someone That Could Run A Shift && Keep Both The Staff && The Customers Happy.. I Told Her That Was The Way I Lykd To Supervise Staff By Bein There To Help Them && Not Bullyin Them Which Was Why I Had Left My Last Job.. She Seemed Inpressed So I Didnt Know What To Think.. Time Would Tell..
Then To Confuse Matters Even More They Rang Me && Offered Me The Job.. Even Better, The Area Manager Who Rang Said They Are Openin A Costa-Bloody-Bomb In Kirkby In February Next Year && So Far They Dont Hve A Manager.. It Would Mean That Workin As A Shift Supervisor Would Give Me Experience Of The Coffee Trade && How They Work Bt Also Mean They Could Hve A Look At Me Too && Maybe I Could Apply For The Managers Job Nearer The Time Or Even Transfer My Current Role To Kirkby With Much Less Travelling For Me..
I Rang Davidd To Ask What He Thought && He Said That There Was Loads Of Talk About A New Tier 4 Comin Out && That Could Shut Down All The Pubs So I Could Get Laid Off Frm Spoons.. Coffee Shops Come Under Local Council Control && So Far Liverpool Council Hvent Closed Anythin Extra So Was Probably The Safest One Out Of All The Jobs I Was Goin For.. Plus Costa-Bloody-Bomb Can Close Their Shops && Still Serve Take-Away..
So I Said Yes To Costa-Bloody-Bomb && Now Hve Got To Ring Spoons && Appologise For Messin Them About, They Will Probably Kill Me..
Gary Has Got An Interview Too Workin For A Housin Agency Doin Building Maintenance, So I Will Let Ya Know How He Gets On With That Next Time..
Its Great Bein Out Of Self-Isolation Now Too.. Means I Can Walk Out The House When I Want Without Sneakin Out In The Dead Of Night To Walk Luna.. Can Even Meet Up With Gary Or Should I Start Callin Him Garyy Now Cos He Still Moans About Me && Davidd Havin Double Letters On Our Names.. I Said If He Doesnt Behve Himself I Would Be Cuttin Letters Off && Callin Him ‘Ga’ If Hes Not Careful..
Anyway, Hpe Ya Hve All Had A Good Week && Are Stayin Safe..
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