Andreaa’s Funnies #37

Posted by Andreaa Von Württemberg on
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Hiya.. Davidd has moved me again so am now on at 6 o’clock of a Saturday with all the funnies.. In case yaas dont know, every week I play yas sumthin funny.. It dont matter who it is or where it is from it just has to be funny to make us all laugh.. Theres enough misserable fuckers in the world so i want to makes yas all laugh!! When we first started we played yas Billy && Wally’s Hold Ya Plums, Snelly’s Phone Scams, FoneJackers, Terry Tibbs, George Agdgdgwngo and even Mr Doovda.. Then we found Paul Smith from Dovecot who is a new comedian && dead funny.. Now though it doesnt have to be scousers they just have to be funny && if ya want me to play one of ya faves just message me && i will try me best..

So Davidd suggested this one, Mickey Flanagan who is from Birmingham but well let him off with tha like.. In this funny he is talkin about holidays and how ya used to get the shits when ya went to Spain but now were alright. If ya want to get the shits these days ya have to go long haul. It is funny like, give it a go.

So if ya ready press da play thingy at da top && ya can listen to this week’s funny…

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Andreaa Von Württemberg

I am Andreaa Von Württemberg && I am havin' a boss time here writing on da Blog && that 'coz Davidd is proper gettin' too old to write && it's doin' me wig in .. I feel proper ashamed da fukin' state .. Davidd told me to write yas little stories about me life but I said no, I can't write stories. I never even passed me GCSE English .. But he bullies me yerno, so me stories are usually shite ..

24 Comments on “Andreaa’s Funnies #37”

  1. girl on my facebook is posting cryptic quotes about how men ain’t shit again. she does this but then gets back with her fella the next week. i feel like im a part of the relationship at this stage and am traumatised. i don’t deserve this im worth so much more!

  2. Ding Ding round one to the Birko beer bods.

    They are standing in the road having a slanging match. You fucktards take your £2.50 you have left, go buy some chips and FUCK OFF you absolute mings.
    Omfg Ive seen wheelie bins dressed better.

    Oh hang on we now have a dog joining in folks. No I don’t mean some Birko slapper. An actual dog! The slag from downstairs has just poked her fat toothless peroxide head out of her window because her binlids are not strong enough to see what the fuck is going on and one of them shouted, get in you nosey cunt! Crying here :roflao:

    Here come the rozza’s. Even the dog knows to keep quiet now. Not the Birko mongs though, wrestled to the ground and still gobbing off. They would make excellent politicians.

  3. Went for a walk on the beach. Sat down to relax and watch the sky then some fella ran past. Then another one. Then a woman. I don’t know what the fuck we’re running from but it must be bad.

    Bit unfair they obviously got advance warning and are dressed for it!

  4. The year is 2008 you are drunk dancing at the club to Flo Rida’s Low you go outside, it’s 28 degrees out and you are in a tank top smoking a cigarette. Life was good!

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