Facebook && Twitter Is Banned In China, They Have This Thing Called Sina Weibo Instead.. Someone Filmed The Dog && Posted It On Sina Weibo Sayin How Loyal The Dog Was Bt What A Sad Story It Was About His Mum Bein Dead.. The Story Went Viral.. People Were Scared The Dog Would Get Run Over Because The Road He Was Waitin On Was Dead Busy With Loads Of Cars && Lorries On It..
Davidd Told Me The Story Because He Knew It Would Remind Me Of Dogg.. He Was Called That Cos We Could Never Think Of A Proper Name For Him By The Way, Dogg Just Kind Of Stuck With Him.. He Always Used To Go On His Little Missions.. You Could Never Keep Him In The House, He Used To Run Out When Ya Opened The Door Or He Would Dig Under The Fence At The Back.. After He Had Been On His Little Missions, Then He Would Come && Wait For Me Outside School – I Think I Told Yas In The Lorah Story.. When I Come Out We Would Walk Home Together Bt We Had To Call Off At Pats On The Way.. Pat Worked In The Chippy In The Towny Like I Told Yas In Me Diary Last Week.. She Used To Love Dogg As Much As Us.. If She Saw Him, She Used To Feed Him Some Scran From The Chippy..
He Liked Pat Bt He Liked Anyone Who Was Kind To Him Really && The Kids Around Kirkby Used To Love Him Too.. If I Walked Down A Road Near Ours With Him, Kids Used To Come Runnin Up Askin If He Was My Dog Cos He Always Used To Go && Play With Them When He Was On His Missions.. A Woman Called Dot Used To Love The Bones Of Him && He Would Call At Hers Too Sometimes.. Theres Probably Loads More People That He Used To Go && See On His Missions Bt He Never Really Told Me Where He Went Most The Time, So I Dont Know Any Others..
After He Had Finished His Mission, He Would Come Down The School && Wait For Me To Come Out.. I Would See Him Sittin Outside The Main Gate When I Was In Class && Sometimes Used To Blag Gettin Out Early Cos Id Say Me Dog Had Got Out Again && The Teachers Would Let Me Go && Take Him Home..
So, This One Day I Was In School && Lorah Wanted To Bunk Off The Afternoon.. We Climbed Over The Fence At The Back Of The School After Dinner && Never Went Back.. Cant Remember Where We Went Or Nothin Bt We Was Probably With Lads Or Smokin, Thats Wot We Did Most The Time.. Later On I Got In && Never Really Thought About It Until Me Mum Suddenly Said, “Andreaa Have Ya Seen Dogg??”
I Panicked Cos I Didnt Know Where He Would Go If I Never Come Out Of School.. He Might Have Gone Lookin For Me At The Big Towny Which Means Ya Have To Cross A Busy Road.. He Could Of Gone Anywhere.. I Pretended I Didnt Know Wot Wos Happenin && Told Me Mum Id Go && See If I Could Find Him.. I Searched All Over Tryin To Find Him Bt He Was Nowhere.. Suddenly I Come Across Me Mate Jessica Walkin The Other Way && I Asked Her If She Had Seen Dogg.. She Said Yea She Had Just Passed Him Standin Outside The School && She Tried To Get Him To Go With Her Bt He Wouldnt.. She Was Just On The Way To Ours To Tell Me.. I Legged It Down The School && There He Was Still Waitin Outside The School Gate In The F*ckin Dark..
I Took Him Home && Made Me Mum Give Him Extra Food Cos He Had Missed Out On His Scran From Pat.. I Nearly Got Caught Cos Me Mum Was Like, “Why Didnt Ya See Him When Ya Come Out Of School??” I Was Like “He Wasnt There Mum.. He Must Of Been Off Shaggin A Lady Dog && Never Went The School!!”
Dogg Was Brilliant Though Cos He Never Grassed On Me && I Made Sure I Never Missed Him Outside The School Gates Again.. Me && Lorah Still Used To Bunk Off School Lyk, Bt I Always Went Back After Just To Check That Dogg Wasnt Waitin For Me..
I Dont Half Miss Him!!
Traa xx
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It is funny the way you and your dog keep changing appearance in your photographs?!
We had a cat called Boris when I was growing up and I still miss him to this day. Except I would change his name if I still had him today!!
Imagine the pain that poor dog was going through waiting for his mum to return home from work. The world is sometimes a very cruel place.
Poor Dogg!!
You don’t get street dogs any more like there used to be years ago.
No white poo either before someone says anything.
Where is Lester these days? Bet he is Catfishing people on Sina Weibo!
I think he ordered a he/she online and is having fun in his middle age as unfortunately he doesn’t have the velvet skin like me.
#justsayin
Think we should all get a coach party up to Pat’s Chippy. The Jolly Boy’s Outing #2.
He sounds a nice dog. They both do.
It’s stupid can’t believe people are threatening social services!
I’m constantly ripping bald men and threatening men’s privates with forks online so according to that I’d have none of my kids.
We can’t lose Debenhams, they’ve only just talked me into a store card after 15 years of me saying no thanks…
oagagho aoho ohgoo aohoahoh oghhooaoh
How funny is it when you see 2 dogs on them leads were they’re both attached and one has a poo and the other one just stands patiently waiting.
Do you ever just look at a “news” item or someone’s announcement and just think… oh just fuck off… I don’t care!
American Attorney General William Barr has not uncovered widespread voting fraud so I’m confident that this will be the end of the matter and Trump will publicly recognise that the electorate has rejected him…
Nah – he’ll sack Barr and claim he’s been possessed by the devil.
Keir Starmer abstains more times than a Buddhist monk….
Oldham Athletic 0 – 1 Tranmere Rovers
EFL Division Two
See that cyclist in his lycra Sky gear riding in the middle of the road and thinking he’s in the tour de fucking France…
He’s a kunt.
My dog has a bad back so I reached to help him up on the sofa and put my back out and now neither of us can get off the sofa.
I’m a give a fuck girl in a no one really gives a fuck world.
Be nowhere to buy £95 Levi 501s soon!
Her: I’m like a fine wine, I get better with age.
Me: I’m like a fine milk, I get chunky and sour with age.
Huge corporations doing “Giving Tuesdays” reminds me of being drunk and scheduling a workout class for the next morning. Like hunny the damage is done!
It’s fucking tiers again.
It’s amazing how the first cold snap of the year has all these “violation of my Constitutional rights” morons suddenly much more agreeable to wearing the mask.
Queen’s Gambit but instead of chess she beats all the guys at Twister.
I’d watch it.
A shiny metal monolith vanished from Romania’s mountainous Neamt county, four days after its sudden appearance close to an ancient Dacian fortress sparked speculation it may be related to a mystery structure seen in the United States. A similar alien-looking pillar, was spotted in a Utah desert in the United States about two weeks ago. It disappeared after generating much excitement internationally among science-fiction fans.
In Stanley Kubrick’s ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ movie, an alien monolith is a recurring symbol that appears to play a role in the development of human evolution. Rather than being an alien structure, the truth of the Romanian monolith may be more prosaic. A spokeswoman for Piatra Neamt police, Georgiana Mosu, said officers are conducting an inquiry into the illegally-installed structure, which was positioned in a protected archeological area from 27th Nov.
You think trump will pardon me for that time I had diarrhea at Steve’s house when I was 8 and there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I panicked and wiped my butt with their hand towels and then hid the hand towels under the sink? Or nah.
Lockdown 2 is now OVER. Tier 2 begins in Birkenhead.
Not for the flock obviously… we do what we want, when we want!
That just seems a bit mental to me, that, mayflies livin’ a day. I wouldn’t be bothered. I’d say: “forget it.”
Red Fred is looking sad today because he just heard that Ollipop’s beautiful Chives went Over The Rainbow Bridge a couple of days ago. I didn’t know what that meant but Red Fred explained to me. Let’s send kind thoughts to Chives’ human.
He picked a fir-cone up, and looked at it, and said to himself, “This is a very good fir-cone, and something ought to rhyme to it… Here is a myst’ry about a little fir-tree. Owl says it’s his tree, and Kangaroo says it’s her tree.”
Rolf report 2 Dec
I am a “Mission Impossible” cat. My upper body strength allows me to climb the wardrobe door vertically by hauling myself up via a couple of small cross rails in the door. I can then swing across & hide in the duvet store where the humans can’t find me.
Rolf x
Welcome to Wednesday. Staying positive doesn’t mean you have to be happy all the time. It means that even on hard days you know that there are better ones coming.
Make it Pancake Wednesday. Have it when you want. Why am I waiting for someone to tell me when to have a pancake?
Just woke up to see Matt Hancock grinning like a Cheshire Cat on the news.
Put me right off my cornflakes!
The UK has become the first country in the world to approve the Pfizer/BioNTech coronavirus vaccine for widespread use.
Absolutely superb news. Wonderful. Thanks to all the researchers and indeed everyone involved in the testing and approval process who’ve moved so quickly and efficiently to get this first vaccine ready for use. Finally, light at the end of the tunnel.
Good morning, I’ve blocked my fella on everything bc im sick of him ruining my ambience & if I don’t I will k*ll him.
The UK will get through more needles this Christmas than a Dyson vaccum…
THANK YOU SCIENTISTS, CLINICIANS AND TRIAL PARTICIPANTS YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVOURITES!!
My god I’m feeling murderous today.
lash that vaccine right up me arse immediately x
Life returns to normal today, so you can get back to queueing outside Primark at 5am, like you usually do.
Not sure about this vaccine.
On one side there’s world renowned virologists, medical experts & Nobel prize winning scientists saying it’s an amazing breakthrough but on the other side Steve from Milton Keynes says he’s seen I Am Legend & this is how a zombie apocalypse starts.
Good morning, Razzi
Earliest I’ve been awake in ages and I don’t like it!
HAWKWIND – Hawkwind 50: Live (Cherry Red)
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me… two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them both.
The teachers have started to bring the trees inside! I wonder why? There’s one in every room & it’s getting hard to resist! It saves me having to go outside when I want to do some climbing & sniffing. I’m waiting for my moment to pounce.
The Pfizer vaccine is made using mRNA extracted from a Scotch Egg.
I’d inject that vaccine into my fucking eyeball if it means life can get back to normal X
Colder with fuckin’ snow for some… December forecast anyone?
Thalidomide wasn’t a vaccine dummies.
Science has moved on too!
Yes, you guessed it, I’m still dead.
my ma: “can you ring me today please?”
*rings my ma* – no answer.
fuckinell jean, what could be more important than your first born child?
I’m going to log off here for a bit and then log on again but wearing a padded envelope…
I’ll be back in a jiffy!
AOOAO OhAGaaO ohao hoaHGoHooH OOHaOAoGO
Just chillin smoking a splif -\l/-
3yo: What does brave mean?
Me: Brave means doing something that you’re scared to do.
3yo: Oh!
Me: Can you think of a time you were brave?
3yo: Kissing Aunt Donna.
Delivery drivers don’t like it when you refuse to take a parcel in for a neighbour. A bed is taking the piss.
Best place to vaccinate Pensioners is in the queue at the Post Office on a Friday or the bank when I’m trying to deposit a cheque.