Facebook && Twitter Is Banned In China, They Have This Thing Called Sina Weibo Instead.. Someone Filmed The Dog && Posted It On Sina Weibo Sayin How Loyal The Dog Was Bt What A Sad Story It Was About His Mum Bein Dead.. The Story Went Viral.. People Were Scared The Dog Would Get Run Over Because The Road He Was Waitin On Was Dead Busy With Loads Of Cars && Lorries On It..
Davidd Told Me The Story Because He Knew It Would Remind Me Of Dogg.. He Was Called That Cos We Could Never Think Of A Proper Name For Him By The Way, Dogg Just Kind Of Stuck With Him.. He Always Used To Go On His Little Missions.. You Could Never Keep Him In The House, He Used To Run Out When Ya Opened The Door Or He Would Dig Under The Fence At The Back.. After He Had Been On His Little Missions, Then He Would Come && Wait For Me Outside School – I Think I Told Yas In The Lorah Story.. When I Come Out We Would Walk Home Together Bt We Had To Call Off At Pats On The Way.. Pat Worked In The Chippy In The Towny Like I Told Yas In Me Diary Last Week.. She Used To Love Dogg As Much As Us.. If She Saw Him, She Used To Feed Him Some Scran From The Chippy..
He Liked Pat Bt He Liked Anyone Who Was Kind To Him Really && The Kids Around Kirkby Used To Love Him Too.. If I Walked Down A Road Near Ours With Him, Kids Used To Come Runnin Up Askin If He Was My Dog Cos He Always Used To Go && Play With Them When He Was On His Missions.. A Woman Called Dot Used To Love The Bones Of Him && He Would Call At Hers Too Sometimes.. Theres Probably Loads More People That He Used To Go && See On His Missions Bt He Never Really Told Me Where He Went Most The Time, So I Dont Know Any Others..
After He Had Finished His Mission, He Would Come Down The School && Wait For Me To Come Out.. I Would See Him Sittin Outside The Main Gate When I Was In Class && Sometimes Used To Blag Gettin Out Early Cos Id Say Me Dog Had Got Out Again && The Teachers Would Let Me Go && Take Him Home..
So, This One Day I Was In School && Lorah Wanted To Bunk Off The Afternoon.. We Climbed Over The Fence At The Back Of The School After Dinner && Never Went Back.. Cant Remember Where We Went Or Nothin Bt We Was Probably With Lads Or Smokin, Thats Wot We Did Most The Time.. Later On I Got In && Never Really Thought About It Until Me Mum Suddenly Said, “Andreaa Have Ya Seen Dogg??”
I Panicked Cos I Didnt Know Where He Would Go If I Never Come Out Of School.. He Might Have Gone Lookin For Me At The Big Towny Which Means Ya Have To Cross A Busy Road.. He Could Of Gone Anywhere.. I Pretended I Didnt Know Wot Wos Happenin && Told Me Mum Id Go && See If I Could Find Him.. I Searched All Over Tryin To Find Him Bt He Was Nowhere.. Suddenly I Come Across Me Mate Jessica Walkin The Other Way && I Asked Her If She Had Seen Dogg.. She Said Yea She Had Just Passed Him Standin Outside The School && She Tried To Get Him To Go With Her Bt He Wouldnt.. She Was Just On The Way To Ours To Tell Me.. I Legged It Down The School && There He Was Still Waitin Outside The School Gate In The F*ckin Dark..
I Took Him Home && Made Me Mum Give Him Extra Food Cos He Had Missed Out On His Scran From Pat.. I Nearly Got Caught Cos Me Mum Was Like, “Why Didnt Ya See Him When Ya Come Out Of School??” I Was Like “He Wasnt There Mum.. He Must Of Been Off Shaggin A Lady Dog && Never Went The School!!”
Dogg Was Brilliant Though Cos He Never Grassed On Me && I Made Sure I Never Missed Him Outside The School Gates Again.. Me && Lorah Still Used To Bunk Off School Lyk, Bt I Always Went Back After Just To Check That Dogg Wasnt Waitin For Me..
I Dont Half Miss Him!!
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