Hello People, Queen Ananasty here. Today I am going to tell you the story of when we went to the cinema and coursed mayhem. So, me, Princess Chimpton and Servant Dave went to watch the Disney film Heffalump – yes Servant Dave is a big child who loves Disney Films. So the film begins and as usual, me and Dave start messing around making each other laugh, doing daft things to each other. Daft things such as I took a sweet and ate it only I didn’t like it and as I know Dave is a dust bin I offered him my sweet and he ate it, but erm… I forgot to tell him I had chewed it first hahah!
Hello my name is Ananasty and I am a little Queen and I love days out with my servant, Dave. This one day we was going to the park in Birkenhead but when we got there I didn’t want to feel like being there. So we set off on a journey to play Crown Green Bowling. Now when we go there it all happened again and I didnt want to do that either.
Well hello queen here. i am here today to witness the crime OF RATTY DAVE also known as servant dave geggin in on our blog well ya see now he and his so called bears have their own blog i think that ratty should stop posting on our blog as his things arn’t funny and are crap if you agree that he should bog off bow down now as i am the queen you know.
Hello royal readers queen Anastasia here, i was just wondering as it is my birthday soon should servant Dave get me a little yip yap (dog that doesn’t grow) as a present as i have wanted one since i was a little girl. me and Chimpton would just love a little puppy to keep us company on a Friday night from our generous servant Dave.
Hello probably not. as some people are not my friends and after all i do wasting my time to say things to you and you cant even comment or anything that is why im so sad i think i should not be a queen anymore. so i might resign and make Servant Dave and Princess Chimpton resign too as there are no comments or anything.