The Andreaa Angel Show #101

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Hiya everyone just startin’ me second hundred posts off lol .. bloody hell work has been a nitemare just cant get the stuff on the shelves quick enough for people to buy it .. Davidd told me the tesco near him shut their doors to restock the shelves because their staff was gettin’ mugged for stock out the cages before it even got to the shelves .. The tesco near us is open early for nhs workers && oaps to go && get stuff first before everyone else .. Only problem was no one was takin’ any notice && everyone was just walkin in the shop && getting stuff as soon as they opened .. So these hells angel bikers near us thought fuck that && they now sitt outside the shop && wont let no one in unless they are allowed in .. sposed to be big hardmen && they are doin’ a boss job looking after the wrinklies .. Some of them woz even takin’ their shoppin’ home on the back of bikes if it was too heavy for them to carry.

The Andreaa Angel Show #100

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Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Andreaa, happy birthday to me .. so it is my 100th birthday && it looks like the world is going to end .. Work has been mental with people calling me a slut because we haven’t got any toilet rolls .. People have been bulk buying everything that doesn’t move .. What is it with toilet rolls?? We had one deliverry driver gettin’ a plate thrown at him because he had no toilet rolls on his lorry && then the next one had 8 cages of toilet rolls that was sold before it even got on the shop floor .. Fukkin’ mental .. Any way for me 100th i wanted to tell ya some of me bestest stuff wot i have wrote for me Show && that is about the nuttas from around liverpool .. the last few times ive told yous all about Purple Akii && Billy Beephorn, Jacko Nesbit, Jaffa The Kaffa && all the Kurby nuttas so this week am gonna tell yas the best of the Andreaa Show with the nuttas from me dad’s pub in Liverpool .. It’s called the Post Office && it’s in School Lane…

The Andreaa Angel Show #99

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Iwoz reading Lisa’s story yesterday && i wanted to write some smut too .. i asked Davidd if i could have a go at writing some porn to see if i was any good at it but he said no .. He said he is not turning Jammy Toast into Porn Toast lol .. That wass funny like but he always spoils my fun .. so I guess I will have to carry on doing my thing .. I have been looking back at some of me posts from years ago because I am gettin’ dead near The Andreaa Show #100 && last time i told yous all about Purple Acki (don’t know how ya spell his name, some people put Acki && some spell it Acky so take ya pick) .. When i first wrote that loads of people didn’t even know who he was && thought i had made him up but he was real .. After I done it, Davidd wanted me to write about more of Liverpool’s nutters so i had to go && ask me dad because he knows ’em all .. This is wot i wrote…

The Andreaa Angel Show #98

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Am getting dead near to me Andreaa Show #100 so Davidd said why dont ya have a look back at some of the old stuff ya used to write .. I was like nah, everyone will have read them before but Davidd reminded mee that some of the stuff i wrote for his blog thingy was yonks ago .. Very first thing was in 2008 before most of yous was reading Jammy Toast so i thought i would look back at some of wot i wrote .. It all started one night when I was tellin’ Davidd about the nutters who live in liverpool && he was proper laughing his big head off .. He said to me that i should pure write about the nutters for his blog .. i literally said i can’t write, i cant spell && i even failed me gcse english cos am thick .. Davidd said that he didnt want me to write like ya write in english, he wanted me to write like ya would have a chat on MSN because i pure made him laff .. I woz like owwer thats full of spellin’ mistakes && i talk in Andreaa language .. Davidd said yea thats exactly wot i want ya to do .. So the first thing i ever wrote woz when me && me mate Kirsty had a fite wiff these girls .. Here it is for yous..

The Andreaa Angel Show #97

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Ihave to tell yas all something today that i told Davidd last week && he went nuts at me so please dont go mad, its not my fault .. Yas all know that i have been seeing Gary since i split up with Jay but he is more just a friend than a boyfriend .. When the dog went back to Carla Lane the other week Gary was going to take her himself if we didn’t get her back && thats how good a mate he is .. The only thing is i dont see him as a boyfriend, he’s more just a mate .. So Jay has been texting me saying that he misses me && that he didn’t do anything with that girl down in london they were just mates who he played computer games with online .. He has been goin’ on && on saying the same thing over && over so i agreed to meet him && have a talk with him..

The Andreaa Angel Show #96

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So our house has been shit all week .. ya walk in && no Luna to run up && say hello to ya .. Its like our house but it isn’t if ya get wot i mean .. Me mum has been in tears && i started getting more of the story but something still didn’t make sense .. Apparently me uncle had brought his dog with him when he come to ours && took luna out for her last walk .. So me mum rang me auntie && uncle up && asked what the other dog looked like because she wanted to go && see the owner && appologise, offer to pay the vet bill && ask him not to report luna so that she wouldn’t get put down .. Me uncle wouldn’t speak to her when she rang he just kept making up excuses as to why he couldn’t come to the phone .. So me mum told me auntie to get him to ring her when he was free .. Three days later he still hadn’t phoned .. Me mum was fumin’.

The Andreaa Angel Show #95

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When i was growing up we had a dog who lived with us && he sort of became my dog .. We could never decide on a name for him so we just called him Dog .. i think i told yas all the story of him once before .. He used to go for his little missions whenever he felt like && most days he used to come to skool && wait for me at the gates .. If i bunked off skool i used to have to go back to skool to show him i was out otherwise he would sit && wait for me all night .. he wouldn’t move until i come out or went to collect him .. Everyone in our neighbourhood knew him && used to give him treats when they saw him && Pat in the chippy used to give him some scran whenever she saw him .. Everyone loved Dog but he got old && he got sick && eventually we had to get him put to sleep by the vet .. We buried him in our garden && i used to talk to him out there when i was upset or bothered about anything .. it woz sort of like he never left me but i really did miss him..