Gary Rocks The Boat

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The Other Week I Wrote Yas A Story On The Old Jammy Toast && Then Davidd Decided To Start The Blog All Over Again Before Yas Had A Chance To Read It.. I Thought It Was Dead Funny && It Is Not Normally Like Me To Be Funny, Lyk.. So Am Off On Me Holidays Today && I Wont Get A Chance To Write For Yas For A Couple Of Weeks, So Am Postin This As Me Last Post Before I Go.. Me Last Goodbye Before Me Holidays.. Actually, By The Time Yas Read This I Should Be Lyin By The Pool In Marmaris In Me New Bikini.. So, Dont Work Too Hard While Am Gone && Keep Ya Fingers Crossed I Dont Get The Rona.. Hopefully, Boris Will Let Me Back In England In Two Weeks!!

Pigeon Pete

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
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Ages Ago, On The Old Jammy Toast, I Told Yas A Story About Pigeon Pete.. He Was An Old Guy Who Used To Sit At The Pier Head Feedin Pigeons Until The Council Stopped Him Cos They Said He Was Creatin A Nuisance.. No One Has Ever Caused More Nuisance To The People Of Liverpool Than Liverpool Councillors So They Can Get To F*ck!! Thousands Of Birds Usta Come && See Pete At The Pier Head Cos They Knew They Was Goin To Get A Good Scran.. This Was Years Ago Bt I Just Found Out That He Is Still Goin && He Still Feeds The Birds Bt Not At The Pier Head Any More.. He Is Probably Too Scared Of Gettin An ASBO Off The Council.. So Here Is A Picture Of Him, I Think It Is In Bootle New Strand Shoppin Centre, Bt He Goes Round Everywhere These Days So That People Cant Stop Him. By The Time They Complain, He Is Long Gone To Somewhere Else..

Sunday Music #2

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ITold Davidd Tht I Hve To Hve My Turn Picking The Music Videos Too.. He Had A Moan About It Cos The First Song Have Picked Is A Take That Song.. I Couldnt Make Me Mind Up Between Robbie Williams Angels Or Take That && Back For Good.. So I Picked Take That Cos At Least Ya Get A Bit Of Robbie In Tha Too.. I Love This Song Bt I Didnt Realise It Was Done In 1995, That Means I Was 11.. Gary Barlow Said He Wrote It In Like Fifteen Minutes && Take That First Sang It At The Brit Awards That Year.. Everyone Loved It At The Brits && So They Had To Quickly Record It && Released It As A Single..

Andreaa’s Diary #1

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On The Old Jammy Toast I Used To Write For Yas Every Thursday && Tell Yas What I Was Doin With Me Life.. So Today Am Goin To Start Doin The Same Thing As I Used To.. Every Thursday I Will Write Yas Andreaas Diary Just Lyk On The Old Jammy Toast.. Just In Case Ya New To Jammy Toast, I Usually Write About Me In Work Or About My Family && Sometimes About Gary, Me Boyfriend Or Luna Me Dog.. Me Diary Will Be About What Is Happenin To Me Recently, Not Old Stuff So Ya Can Keep Track Of Me && Tha.. I Hpe Ya Gonna Lyk It, Davidd Says Its Better Than Coronation Street Except I Hve Never Been On A Tram Crashin Off The Viaduct, Lyk..

Blogroll

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Davidd Was Tellin Me The Other Day That Blogs Used To Hve A Thing Called A Blogroll.. It Was A Simple Idea Bt One That I Thought Was Dead Good.. It Was Just A List On Ya Blog Of Other Blogs That Ya Used To Read So That If Anyone Lykd Ur Blog Then They Could Go && Read Other Blogs That Was On The Same Subject.. Everyone Used To Hve One.. I Lyk The Idea That Ya Read One Blog Then Click On A Random Blog In Their Blogroll && It Took You To Another Blog.. You Could Do It For Hours Readin Stuff That Might Be Good Or It Might Be A Pile Of Doodoo, Thats The Chance Ya Take.. If Ya Were Bored You Could Spend Hours Doin It.. So I Thought It Would Be Good If We Started One..

Ian Peters

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IWas Watchin Telly The Other Night && They Had A Programme On Showin All Old Comedy Clips Of Peter Kay.. There Was All Them Ones About Garlic Bread && Tha && Everyone Was Killin Themselves Laughin At Him.. Even Gary Was Chucklin Away To Himself && I Said He Was Funny Bt Me && Lorah Used To Go To School With A Lad Who Was Way Funnier Than Him.. His Name Was Ian Peters.. He Was In Our Class At School && He Used To Hve Me && Lorah Pissin Ourselves At Some Of The Stuff He Said.. I Cant Remember Most Of It Bt He Would Say Somethin That Made Ya Laugh && Before Ya Finished Laughin He Would Say Somethin Else && Ya Had To Tell Him To Stop It In The End Otherwise Ya Really Would Wet Yaself..

Hello From Andreaa

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
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Hiya, I Know Most Of Yas Know Me From On The Old Jammy Toast But Some Of Yas Might Be New, So I Thought I Better Introduce Meself To Yas.. My Name Is Andreaa, Davidd Has Said I Can Come && Write Stories On Here For Yas All.. I Have No Idea What Am Doing Bloggin, It Is All My Mate Davidds Fault.. He Says That I Always Make Him Laugh When I Just Chat Shit, So I Should Start A Blog.. So I Wrote On Jammy Toast For A Bit && I Found That I Liked It.. So, Davidd Helped Me Start Me Own Blog Off.. Davidd Loved It So Now He Has Invited Me To Come Back On The New Jammy Toast && Help Him Write Stuff && Look After The Bears.. To Be Honest, I Think He Just Wants Me To Clean Up All The Bear Shit With A Poop-A-Scooper!! When I First Knew Davidd, I Didnt Even Know What A Blog Was.. Davidd Had To Tell Me It Is Lyk A Website Where Ya Write Stuff That Is In Ya Head && People Read It && Leave Comments Agreein With Ya Or Arguin About What Ya Wrote.. I Am Dead Good At Arguin So I Dont Mind Tha Lyk.. So If Ya Ever Want To, Feel Free To Write A Comment About Me Stories..