My Driving #1

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Started Back At Work At The Weekend After Self-Isolatin.. As I Was Drivin In, I Was Right Behind A Car With An L Plate On It.. I Dont Think Ya Meant To Be Givin Lessons At The Moment, So I Guess They Just Forgot To Take It Off, But It Started Me Thinkin About When I Was Learnin To Drive — So Thought I Would Share It With Yas.. I Got This Instructor Who Lives Near Us && I Used To Do Most Of Me Lessons Around Kirkby.. I Used To Tell Davidd What I Was Doin && He Said That The Fella Who Was Teachin Me Sounded Lyk He Knew What He Was Doin.. He Was A Pain In The Arse Though Cos He Kept Cancellin Lessons At The Last Minute && Leavin Me High && Dry.. I Got Used To Him Though So I Didnt Want To Change Me Instructor.. I Bet We Used To Look Funny Cos He Was Always Screamin At Me To Slow Down && Not Drive So Fast.. Imagine Seein A Learner Car Goin Past Ya With The Instructor Shoutin, “Slow Down!!”

Robert Maudsley

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The Face Of Evil!!

The Other Day I Told Yas About Stockbridge Village && The Angel Who Flooded The Old Village.. I Have Also Told Yas About The Devil Livin In Kirkby.. Some Of Yas Might Not Believe Them Stories && Think That Someone Made Them Up.. I Did Tell Yas At The Time That They Are Old Folklore Stories, So Basically No One Knows If They Are True Of Not.. But The Story Am Goin To Tell Yas Today Is True.. It Is About A Man Called Robert Maudsley.. After You Read This, If You Think It Is Made Up Go && Google Him Because I Know He Has His Own Wikipedia Page && There Are Loads Of Other Pages Tellin What He Done && About His History.. The Only Thing I Am Not Totally Sure About Is That Some People Say He Is The Person That They Got The Idea For The Silence Of The Lambs From.. I Dont Think That Bit Is True Meself && Davidd Told Me That The Man Who Wrote The Book Said He Made Buffalo Bill Up From Loads Of Different People, He Is Not Based On Any One Person..

Andreaa’s Diary #16

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Baby Bean Is Now Just Over 14 Weeks Old.. Need To Be Careful Callin It Bean Though, These Things Have A Habit Of Sticking.. I Am Writin This At One O’clock In The Mornin Cos I Came To Bed For An Early Night Just For A Change && Next Thing I Woke Up With Heartburn.. I Have Never Had Heartburn In My Life But This Is The Joys Of Pregnancy I Believe.. Now Im Awake My Mum && My Sister Are Pissed On A Video Call To Each Other.. They Are Proper Cacklin Away To Each Other So You Might As Well Kill Me Off Now.. I Told Yas The Other Week That We Have Decorated Bean’s Bedroom, So Now I Have Been Goin Mad On The Internet Orderin Baby Stuff && Guess What.. It Only Ever Happens To Me.. The Firm I Ordered Loads Of Stuff From Has Gone Into Administration Cos Of The Rona.. I Have Not Even Opened The Stuff Thats Been Delivered To Check It Is Okay Yet, Nevermind The Stuff I Am Still Waitin For && Now Wont Be Delivered.. So Am Not Goin To Bore Yas All With Every Little Thing That Happens With The Baby Every Week.. From Now On I Will Just Let Yas Know When Somethin Important Happens Or Give Yas A Tiny Update Each Week..

Old Stockbridge Village

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Knowsley Hall as seen from the air today.

Some Of Yas Hve Been Sayin That Ya Pure Love Me Folklore Stories; The The Devils Bridge && The Kirkby Railway Station Ghost && Tha.. So Today I Thought I Would Tell Yas Another One.. This Is The Story Of White Man’s Dam && Is About The Old Stockbridge Village.. In Liverpool There Is A Stockbridge Village Today Bt This Is A New One, It Is Not The Same As The Old One Tha I Am Talkin About.. The Two Are Even In Different Places, Old Stockbridge Village Was In Prescot Near Where They Built The Safari Park && The Modern Stockbridge Village Is Near Dovecot.. Years Ago Old Stockbridge Village Was A Busy Farmin Community && They Held A Farmer’s Market Every Friday && People Used To Come Frm Miles Around To Buy The Farmers Stuff What They Grew.. To Get To Old Stockbridge Village Ya Used To Drive Down This Lane Called Jacks Brow.. Down Jacks Brow && Into Old Stockbridge Village Is Where One Of The Best Old Folklore Tales Comes Frm..

Andreaa’s Diary #15

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Went For Another Scan The Other Day && The Baby Bean Is All Healthy && Kickin Away.. Davidd Said He Hopes Its A Boy Cos He Will Make A Boss Little Footballer With All The Kickin He Is Doin Lyk.. I Have Booked A Private Gender Scan For The End Of The Month, So I Might Know After That.. I Am Really Not Bothered Though As Long As The Little Bean Is Alright.. Davidd Did Ask Me What I Would Do If Its A Girl && Becomes A Terrible Teen Lyk I Was.. Omfg I Would Cry Me Eyes Out I Couldn’t Cope With A Mini Me Bt It Would Just Be My Luck Lyk.. Have Already Decided On Names Though; I Thought Skylar If Its A Girl && Rory If Its A Boy.. Gary Doesn’t Get A Say Lyk.. Hes Picked The Middle Names After His Grandparents Bt Am Not Fond Of Them To Be Honest.. Davidd Said I Can Name It After His Grandfather If I Wanted Who Was Called Horace — He Can Fuck Rarr Off With Tha!!

Men Ain’t Shit

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AFew Of Me Mates Have This Saying, “Men Ain’t Shit!!” Everytime I Hear That It Makes Me Laugh.. I Never Did Me GCSE In English Bu I Do Know What A Double-Negative Is, So It Doesnt Really Make Sense.. I Still Get What They Mean Though.. Most Of The Mates Am Talkin About Have Been Cheated On By Lads Which Is Why They Use The Saying.. I Have Told You Before About The Miscarriage I Had When I Was With Liam Bu I Also Had Another One When I Was With Anthony.. I Know It Is A Man Thing To Block Out All The Painful Shit In Their Lives Bu The Reason We Split Up Was That He Just Wouldnt Talk To Me About Our Miscarriage.. I Know Inside He Was Hurtin, Probably Just As Bad As Me, Bu He Would Never Talk To Me About It Or Even Let Us Comfort Each Other.. I Have Often Thought About Him Since && I Hoped He Was Okay, I Dont Wish Him Any Harm, I Dont Have Any Reason To.. The Miscarriage Wasnt His Fault It Was Just Life..

Andreaa’s Diary #14

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So I Was Tellin Davidd That Me && Gary Was Tryin To Get Married Before The Baby Is Born Even If It Means Am A Big Fat Heffer Goin Down The Aisle.. So He Asked Me Wot Me New Surname Was Goin To Be Cos Obvs, I Wouldnt Be Kurby Girl Anymore.. So I Told Him That Gary Has A Double Barrelled Surname That Begins With The Letters DC Bt I Really Want To Keep My Own Surname Which Begins With C (Sorry, I Know I Lied Bt Kurby Aint Me Real Name).. Whenever Davidd Sees A Chance To Take The Piss His Brain Works Faster Than Stephen Hawking.. He Says If I Keep My Surname Too That Will Make My Name Andreaa C-DC && My Initials Will Be AC/DC.. He’s Now Callin Me Angus After The AC/DC Guitarist.. Bastid!!