So am back at work && my holiday has been forgotten, it is like i never went away now.. My old shop was held up by armed robbers while i was away so i rang them up this week to check that everyone was alright.. I honestly only rang being as they are former work mates && out of concern for them.. I got through to the new manager who i don’t know && asked him if everyone was ok && how sorry i was to hear what had happened.. He told me to go away && concentrate on my own store && stop being a nosey cow.. Cheeky kunt, just wait until the next time he wants to borrow till roles because he keeps forgetting to order them the meff.. Just no need for an attitude like that, though.. Twat Of The Week #1!!
If there is one thing I fuckin’ hate about coming back from holiday is everyone asking if you had a good time.. What’s worse than that is when you had a godshite of a holiday!! It all went wrong right from the start.. We got to Manchester airport && there was a power cut.. The whole airport wasn’t cut off just the bit that pumps fuel into aeroplanes && our plane only had 2 hours of fuel on it.. It takes about 4 hours to fly to Turkey.. So we sat in the plane for 2½ hours thinking what to do next.. Then some fucking brain-of-britain contestant said why dont we fly somewhere else && refuel there?? Brilliant.. So we took off && flew to Birmingham airport but because we weren’t meant to go there we had to circle for 40 minutes waiting for permission to land.. Yea great idea that!!
This is my last Andreaa Angel Show for a few weeks because as you probably remember I am goin’ on holiday to Turkey.. I fly out on Sunday with my mate Zoe for two weeks of fun && shinanigans – but not too many shinanigans! I am sort of stuck in the middle of somethin’ that I need to tell yas all about.. Last week, I forgot to tell ya me new boyfriend’s name so ya all started callin’ him “The Pope”.. Well his name is Jamie && I’ve really started likin’ him.. I know I said last week that I fall for people too easy && that I am goin’ to take it easy with Jamie but I can’t help it – I really like him.. I’ve told Zoe that when we go to Turkey am not goin’ for a shagfest this time am bein’ a good girl.. Let’s just say she ain’t too happy about it.. Even Davidd says he can’t believe it && he’s known me longer than anyone.. I have always been a “treat ’em mean, keep ’em keen” kinda girl..
Not much is happenin’ this week with me, Spectrum, the Mysterons or Kwik-E-Mart.. Just as well really cos my mind isn’t on work cos I go to Turkey in a couple of weeks, so I am already in holiday mode.. Ive been havin’ a few days off too because i never had all me holidays last year so am usin’ them up before i lose them.. Have got no idea wot is happenin’ with my co-manager’s disciplinary hearin’ or if he is goin’ to even still be here when I get back from holiday — hopefully not!!
It has been a pretty quiet week this week compared to what happened last week – thank God!! The lads Ma come in the shop the other day && brought me some flowers which was dead nice of her.. She said her son was doing okay in hospital && was not going to be brain damaged or anything which is what they thought might happen to begin with.. Merseyside is getting like the wild west these days.. Last week on Merseyside there were four knifings, two shootings && a load of attacks with iron bars && baseball bats.. Lorah said to me the other day that we are getting rid of the police && we’re getting a sheriff && a few deputies on horseback.. We only have to rename Liverpool to Tombstone && we’re laughing..
Ineed to stop being so emotional.. I was crying in work on easter sunday cos of what was happenin’.. I never used to cry but i cant help it these days, I am always at it.. It all started when a shoplifter ran out the door in work.. I was just about to run after him like I the mug i always am when one of the girls stopped me.. She said “Andreaa don’t, if ya catch him he spits in ya face && everything!!” So I stopped meself while one of the girls went to check the cctv && call the police if we had a clear picture of him.. I walked out the front door of the shop to see where he had gone && there is a different fella staggering in the road.. I shouted out if he was alright && he said his boyfriend had just stapped him..
So I started me new job at the Kwik-E-Mart && i fuckin’ hate it.. More to the point i hate the fat, lazy bastard who i have to work with.. At the Kwik-E-Mart because stores are open from 6am until 11pm then they have two managers, me && the fat kunt.. This week he is working the early shift && I am on the lates.. There is one hour overlap so we can meet up && discuss any problems or plans for the shop.. I haven’t seen him once all week because he doesn’t get in until about half-six && he is usually gone by 11am.. All the staff are complaining to me that their wages are wrong && yet he wont give me the password for the payroll system && says he will deal with it.. My bet is its because he has fucked the whole thing up.. The store is filthy && he has overstocked on all kinds which means the wastage levels are unbelievable.. The idea of having two managers is so you can consult && work together but he just keeps everything to himself because I think he is scared of me finding out he has fucked everything up.. But I am on to ya mate!!