Davidd And Bill Sittin In A Tree

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Was Chattin With Davidd The Other Day On Me Way Home From Work, Lyk We Often Do.. He Told Me This Story That Happened To Him: When Windows 10 First Come Out He Got A Copy && Installed It On His Computer Lyk All Nerds Do.. He Was Usin It Bt Then He Installed Microsoft Office On To It && Straight Away There Was Some Bug That He Didnt Like.. It Wasnt Workin Properly && He Didnt Lyk The Way It Was Doin Somethin — He Did Tell Me Wot It Was Bt Ave Forgotten.. So He Wrote An Email To Microsoft Support && Told Them What The Problem Was.. I Spose They Get Loads Of Emails && Stuff When Somethin New Comes Out, So It Took Them Ages To Reply.. When They Did They Just Said That They Couldnt Reproduce The Fault && Wanted More Details..

Andreaa’s Diary #26

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Woke Up The Other Day && The Baby Wasnt Movin && I Realised Straight Away He Was Pretty Quiet The Day Before Too.. Panic Started && So I Headed For The Hozzy Where They Are Startin To Get Fed Up Of Me Turnin Up All The Time Bt Fuck Them, If Am Worried Then Am Turnin Up.. The Amount Of Time They Keep Ya Waitin To Be Seen Its Nearly Time For Ya Next Appointment Anyway The Cheeky C*nts!! So While Am Waitin, This Old Lady Is Tellin Me Her Life Story.. She Had Woke Up On The Floor That Mornin && She Didnt Know Why She Was On The Floor Or How She Got There.. She Was Worried That She Might Hve Had A Stroke Or Somethin..

Jesus At Easter

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Just Heard This Before && To Be Honest Am Pretty Shocked.. Jesus Christ, You Know The Lord Of Hosts && Saviour To All Mandkind, Was Only Bloody Arrested Over The Easter Bank Holiday Weekend For Not Stickin To Lockdown.. The Police Charged Him With Emergin Frm His Tomb Durin Lockdown Without A Good Reason.. He Was Also Not Wearin A Face Mask.. Hardly Seems Fair To Me Cos He Swears Blind He Was Self-Isolatin For Three Days Bt He Had Come To The Attention Of The Police Last Week After He Invited Twelve Mates Round For Dinner On Thursday Night && They All Sat At The Same Table Despite The Rule Of Six..

Andreaa’s Diary #25

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Went To A Shop && Got Measured For My Weddin Dress This Week Cos The Dress Shops Are Open Again Now.. They Book Ya In For An Hour Appointment Slot && Ur Allowed To Go With Two People.. They Said That Weddin Dresses Are Smaller Sizes Than Normal Anyway, So A Lot Of People Get A Shock At The Size They Get Measured For.. They Also Said Its Probably Not The Best Idea To Get Married When Ya 7 Months Pregnant.. Anyway, They Measured Me && They Reckon Am Only 7 Sizes Bigger Than I Am Normally — So God Knows Where That Other Place Got Size 26 From.. Even 7 Sizes Seems A Bit Steep Considerin Its A Floaty Skirt To Cover The Bump.. I Know My Boobs Hve Got Bigger With Pregnancy Bt Not That Big!! Davidd Still Hasnt Stopped Laughin About The Size 26 Thing, The Git!! The Joys Of Tryin To Shop Online Thanks To Covid… Only 43 Days To Go..

Christine

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s Yas Know, Friday Night Is Our Film Night.. This Week Though, I Never Got The Chance To Tell Yas About The Film We Watched Cos I Was Too Busy Sayin Thanks To Davidd For All The Work He Done On Me Blog.. While He Was Workin Away Me && Gary Still Had Our Film Night.. Me Mum Never Went Out This Week Either So She Watched It With Us.. Davidd Always Picks The Films For Us To Watch On Our Film Date So This Week He Picked Another Film Frm A Stephen King Book Cos He Knows Im A Scardy Cat Bt I Do Lyk A Bit Of Stephen King.. So The Film This Time Was Christine, About A Car That Is Haunted Or Somethin.. F*ckin Hell I Had To Hold Me Mummy’s Hand Goin To Bed After Watchin This One.. So Here Goes, This Is The Story For Yas…

A Big Thank You Again

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Just Want To Say A Big Thank You To Davidd Again, For The Work He Has Put Into Me Blog.. I Started Writin Stuff For Jammy Toast Yonks Ago, In 2008, When Davidd Let Me Loose On The Unsuspectin Internet.. The Only Thing Is Me Posts On Here Started Last Year, All The Ones Goin Back To 2008 Was Not On Me Blog.. Cos I Started This Blog Last September, Thats Where It Started.. I Really Wanted All Me Old Stuff On Here Too So That All Me Bloggin Stuff Was Here.. When I Asked Davidd If He Could Do It He Said He Could Bt He Would Hve To Close The Blog Down For A Couple Of Hours To Do It.. He Said That It Would Piss Everyone Off Cos There Has Been Loads Of Messin About Lately With Updates Not Workin && Tha.. So He Said He Would Wait Until Midnight Last Night && Do It Then..

Andreaa’s Diary #24

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a Not Goin To Believe This, I Am Normally A Size 10 Or Sometimes — If Am Good — I Can Fit Into A Size 8.. So The Weddin Is Only Six Weeks Away I Thought It Was Time To Go && Get Measured For Me Weddin Dress.. I Hve Been Back In Work So Am Tired && Got A Bad Back Ache So Not In The Best Of Moods.. This Girl Measures Me && Tells Me Am Goin To Need A Size 26!! Fuck Off Bitch, You Need A New Tape Measure.. I Told Davidd && He Nearly Wet Himself The Fat Minger.. He Thought It Was The Funniest Thing Goin && Wanted To Know When The Girls Funeral Was.. Hate My Life Sometimes..