The Andreaa Angel Show #61

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Jamie Scarlet pictured with our Andreaa Angel.

This is my last Andreaa Angel Show for a few weeks because as you probably remember I am goin’ on holiday to Turkey.. I fly out on Sunday with my mate Zoe for two weeks of fun && shinanigans – but not too many shinanigans! I am sort of stuck in the middle of somethin’ that I need to tell yas all about.. Last week, I forgot to tell ya me new boyfriend’s name so ya all started callin’ him “The Pope”.. Well his name is Jamie && I’ve really started likin’ him.. I know I said last week that I fall for people too easy && that I am goin’ to take it easy with Jamie but I can’t help it – I really like him.. I’ve told Zoe that when we go to Turkey am not goin’ for a shagfest this time am bein’ a good girl.. Let’s just say she ain’t too happy about it.. Even Davidd says he can’t believe it && he’s known me longer than anyone.. I have always been a “treat ’em mean, keep ’em keen” kinda girl..

The Andreaa Angel Show #60

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Not much is happenin’ this week with me, Spectrum, the Mysterons or Kwik-E-Mart.. Just as well really cos my mind isn’t on work cos I go to Turkey in a couple of weeks, so I am already in holiday mode.. Ive been havin’ a few days off too because i never had all me holidays last year so am usin’ them up before i lose them.. Have got no idea wot is happenin’ with my co-manager’s disciplinary hearin’ or if he is goin’ to even still be here when I get back from holiday — hopefully not!!

The Andreaa Angel Show #59

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It has been a pretty quiet week this week compared to what happened last week – thank God!! The lads Ma come in the shop the other day && brought me some flowers which was dead nice of her.. She said her son was doing okay in hospital && was not going to be brain damaged or anything which is what they thought might happen to begin with.. Merseyside is getting like the wild west these days.. Last week on Merseyside there were four knifings, two shootings && a load of attacks with iron bars && baseball bats.. Lorah said to me the other day that we are getting rid of the police && we’re getting a sheriff && a few deputies on horseback.. We only have to rename Liverpool to Tombstone && we’re laughing..

The Andreaa Angel Show #58

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Ineed to stop being so emotional.. I was crying in work on easter sunday cos of what was happenin’.. I never used to cry but i cant help it these days, I am always at it.. It all started when a shoplifter ran out the door in work.. I was just about to run after him like I the mug i always am when one of the girls stopped me.. She said “Andreaa don’t, if ya catch him he spits in ya face && everything!!” So I stopped meself while one of the girls went to check the cctv && call the police if we had a clear picture of him.. I walked out the front door of the shop to see where he had gone && there is a different fella staggering in the road.. I shouted out if he was alright && he said his boyfriend had just stapped him..

The Andreaa Angel Show #57

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So I started me new job at the Kwik-E-Mart && i fuckin’ hate it.. More to the point i hate the fat, lazy bastard who i have to work with.. At the Kwik-E-Mart because stores are open from 6am until 11pm then they have two managers, me && the fat kunt.. This week he is working the early shift && I am on the lates.. There is one hour overlap so we can meet up && discuss any problems or plans for the shop.. I haven’t seen him once all week because he doesn’t get in until about half-six && he is usually gone by 11am.. All the staff are complaining to me that their wages are wrong && yet he wont give me the password for the payroll system && says he will deal with it.. My bet is its because he has fucked the whole thing up.. The store is filthy && he has overstocked on all kinds which means the wastage levels are unbelievable.. The idea of having two managers is so you can consult && work together but he just keeps everything to himself because I think he is scared of me finding out he has fucked everything up.. But I am on to ya mate!!

The Andreaa Angel Show #56

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Thanks to everyone who suggested a new name for me the other day, so that i don’t get into trouble with work’s social media policy.. Some of the suggestions were brilliant but i suddenly realised that i actually like my name && don’t want to change it afterall.. I will always be a sock robber so i don’t need to have that as a name but I also loved Davidd’s idea of me being Destiny Angel because my filtered photos do look like Captain Scarlet’s fighter pilots.. I have actually been watching Captain Scarlet on YouTube this week && the girls are fantastic as fighter pilots.. So they helped me make my mind up && here is what i am going to do.. I don’t think i am very angry anymore – unless someone kicks me off – so I shouldn’t be Angry Andreaa no more.. Instead, I can be Andreaa Angel.. This means I have a very sad job to do first off…

Andreaa Needs Your Help

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Hiya, I know it’s not Thursday but it’s still Andreaa here… except it’s not.. Am changin’ me name cos of work.. Someone has just been sacked in one of our stores in Birmingham cos she put stuff on social media about work.. Kinell, if work saw some of the shit I put on here i will be joinin her down the job centre on Monday.. I know it’s not social media – more like anti-social media – but yanoo.. I did say to Davidd before i started writin’ on ‘ere, how can we make it so no one can find me if they do a search?? That is why i spell me name with an extra “a” on the end && have a cartoon emoji.. The only thing is, if ya search for “Andrea” you still find “Andreaa”, it just comes further down the google list.. I never name who I work for on here in case they search for that && Davidd said that I am being very “cooperative” lmfao!! That’s the best joke he’s come up with in years!!