Razzi Writes #73

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Hello everyone. I am not a great sports fan normally, but I have been getting into some of the sports around here lately. The Cricket World Cup is on – no talking while Davidd is watching that – and Wimbledon is on – disturb Granny at your peril – not to mention the Women’s Football World Cup. The women’s football has proven to be a big disappointment to me, I watched a whole 90 minutes of one game and they didn’t even swapped shirts at the end. Then there is a new sport invented by the Ambassador to America. It is a kind of bear-baiting with Donald Trump but I am not totally convinced that is a proper sport. Mind you, I was shocked at Sir Kim Darroch saying Trump was “inept, insecure and incompetent” after working as the Ambassador for the last few years – I mean why did it take him so long to work that out?

Razzi Writes #72

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Hello everyone. It is a long time since I have written anything here on Jammy Toast but us bears have put our paws down and want to have our turn at posting things here. So Edward has said I can have my old column back and write for you all once a month and Davidd can like it or lump it. Personally, I think Jammy Toast has just lost its way a little and we have to remember that at the bottom of everything is us teddy bears – at the end of the day that is what Jammy Toast is here for. It is great being back even if it does mean that I have to think of things to write about now. So here goes, let’s get the show back on the road again…

Ask Razzi

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Hello everyone, this is Razzi here with an idea for a new column here on Jammy Toast. I thought it might be an idea to start an Agony Uncle type of column where you can send me in your problems and I can try my best to help you solve them. At the very least I can offer you some advice. Think of it as a guidance column where I can pass on information to people who send in their questions. The format will be along the lines of a question and answer session. Your questions will be anonymous and the answers will be posted once a month.

Razzi’s Girls #6

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Hello everyone, Razzi here to remind everyone about my Girlie Column. I have not posted anything on my Girlie Column for ages so time to get the show back on the road. If there is one thing I am interested in it is girlies so what better way to show this than have a column featuring my favourite girlies. It seems a double great idea to me because firstly I don’t have to think of loads of complicated words to write and secondly I get to look at loads of pictures of my favourite girlie people. Don’t get too excited though because really all this means is that from time to time, or when no one else can think of anything better to write, I will post something to try to keep you all entertained. So today here is my new friend Hayleee…

Bear Music #108

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Razzi’s New Year’s Address

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Isat down on Christmas Day at 3pm to listen to the Queen’s Christmas Address. It was very interesting and thought provoking speech – as it always is – but it seems to have given raise to some controversy. Mostly because she gave the speech sitting in front of a gold piano which is probably worth millions. She also had a big fat Montblanc fountain pen on the desk in front of her which, I think, is worth about £5,000. I haven’t got a Montblanc – I have to put up with my old Parker – or a gold piano but I thought I would give The Razzi Bear Annual Address. Here goes…

Razzi Writes #71

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Last night our mate Jon Pigeon was complaining that we invited him in for a chat once but he had never been invited back. I thought it was time to put that right so I invited him to come and have a chat with me and we could put the thoughts of Jon on Jammy Toast for everyone to read again. After all, Jon is probably the most confused bird we know so what better than to invite him in for a chinwag with Jammy Toast’s most confused bear? However, we did have to bribe him with a few biscuits before he would say anything…