Mum Books The Wrong Hotel

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Lucky girl who got a weekend away with mum!

Hello everyone, Razzi here. I haven’t written anything for a while but I was reading the paper yesterday when I came across a story, I just had to share with you all. It was about a mum and daughter who decided they had just about had enough of the pandemic lockdown and booked a hotel for a weekend away. They wanted some peace and quiet and a chance to recharge the batteries. Unfortunately, the mum booked the wrong hotel. The pair were in shock when they discovered they had booked into a “Fifty Shades of Grey” style sex hotel. They were further shocked when they found their room included free sex toys and had mirrors on the ceilings above the beds.

Erasmus ‘Razzi’ Bear

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Me enjoying the night with my friend Victoria. Someone keep an eye open for David.

Hello again everyone. Seeing as we have restarted Jammy Toast, I thought I would pop along and say hello, even though I am pretty sure most of you will know me already. Just in case you are new to these parts, I thought I better introduce myself because I am a very polite bear. My name is Erasmus Bear, or ‘Razzi’ for short, and I was rescued from Holland where I was no longer wanted by my former little friend. So many years ago, Davidd brought me over to join his menagerie. Everyone seemed to grow to love me straight away because I am not a good bear like most of the others – I can be quite naughty. I am what Davidd calls a ‘playbear’ – that’s like a playboy but in bear form just in case you couldn’t work that out. As you can see from the picture above, I am very fond of some ‘girlie’ celebrities which seems to make me even more of a naughty bear in some people’s eyes – needless to say, David Beckham was in America when that photo was taken.