Me post what ya read last week was actually from two weeks ago cos Davidd closed Jammy Toast down && ya never got to read it then.. So its two weeks since my last little jackanory && loads has happened.. I think i told yas all that i had applied for other jobs because i am fed up of the hours i have to work && the money is shit.. The staff are mostly terrible too && i usually end up doing more than i am meant to do otherwise it doesn’t get done && so as the manager i get it in the neck.. the first job i applied for was for an assistant manager at a national discount store.. Even the supervisors are on more money than me at the kwik-e-mart && im a manager.. i am not going to tell yas wot the store is called but they have loads of bargains for ya home if ya get me.. I applied for it && told them about the experience i had working for the kwik-e-mart && they rang me back two days after i sent it off asking me to go && have an informal chat with the regional manager..
So the winters here. The white stuff will soon be on the ground, it’s called snow. Everyone in the world has experienced it at some point. Maybe you really like it and can think back to fond memories of lashing snoweys at your teachers swede in school or bladdering 10a on East Prescott Road with abah a hundred snowballs. ahh, good times… On the other hand you might be a fuckin serious victim, and look back in horror as the “skallies” bounced loads of snoweys off your head, rolled you around in it and put loads down your back. For you, the snow is a horrible reminder of just how harsh life can be. It can be funny, but harsh.
What is your favourite website? Which site do you use the most and does it do the job you really want it to perform? That is what this series of posts is all about – our favourite websites. Tim Berners-Lee published the first ever website in 1991 and there must be billions more that have come and gone – or even remained – since then. Serious sites, business sites, dysfunctional sites (yes, ok – we know who we are) or maybe sites just devoted to grumpy cats. So I thought I would have a sit down and decide which sites I thought had brought us the most enjoyment, functionality, performance or just wasted our precious time over the last thirty years.
For centuries, life’s big questions have puzzled some of the world’s greatest minds. The need for love, marriage and life-long commitment. The yearning to reproduce and the survival of the human race. The search for a vocation, the desire to find happiness and the inevitable end – death. Karl has never given a seconds thought to any of these issues. Now he’s turned forty he thinks it’s time he did. Jammy Toast have sent him off around the world to see how other people deal with life’s big questions and if these questions are such a big deal anyway.
There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite…
Jammy Toast woke to some very sad news on Thursday morning. Former England Test cricketer Bob Willis had died following a prolonged battle with cancer, he was 70. We will always remember Bob for his 8-43 at Headingley in 1981 to help England to the famous Ashes series win over the old enemy, Australia. He went on to take 325 wickets in 90 Tests from 1971 to 1984 and captained England in 18 Tests and 29 one-day internationals before his retirement from all forms of cricket in 1984. He subsequently worked as a summariser on BBC TV before joining Sky Sports as a commentator in 1991. He continued to work for Sky and was part of their coverage of this summer’s Ashes series.
Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!