My Driving #1

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
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Started Back At Work At The Weekend After Self-Isolatin.. As I Was Drivin In, I Was Right Behind A Car With An L Plate On It.. I Dont Think Ya Meant To Be Givin Lessons At The Moment, So I Guess They Just Forgot To Take It Off, But It Started Me Thinkin About When I Was Learnin To Drive — So Thought I Would Share It With Yas.. I Got This Instructor Who Lives Near Us && I Used To Do Most Of Me Lessons Around Kirkby.. I Used To Tell Davidd What I Was Doin && He Said That The Fella Who Was Teachin Me Sounded Lyk He Knew What He Was Doin.. He Was A Pain In The Arse Though Cos He Kept Cancellin Lessons At The Last Minute && Leavin Me High && Dry.. I Got Used To Him Though So I Didnt Want To Change Me Instructor.. I Bet We Used To Look Funny Cos He Was Always Screamin At Me To Slow Down && Not Drive So Fast.. Imagine Seein A Learner Car Goin Past Ya With The Instructor Shoutin, “Slow Down!!”

Sunday Music #18

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Robert Maudsley

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
Category: Local Stuff73 Comments

The Face Of Evil!!

The Other Day I Told Yas About Stockbridge Village && The Angel Who Flooded The Old Village.. I Have Also Told Yas About The Devil Livin In Kirkby.. Some Of Yas Might Not Believe Them Stories && Think That Someone Made Them Up.. I Did Tell Yas At The Time That They Are Old Folklore Stories, So Basically No One Knows If They Are True Of Not.. But The Story Am Goin To Tell Yas Today Is True.. It Is About A Man Called Robert Maudsley.. After You Read This, If You Think It Is Made Up Go && Google Him Because I Know He Has His Own Wikipedia Page && There Are Loads Of Other Pages Tellin What He Done && About His History.. The Only Thing I Am Not Totally Sure About Is That Some People Say He Is The Person That They Got The Idea For The Silence Of The Lambs From.. I Dont Think That Bit Is True Meself && Davidd Told Me That The Man Who Wrote The Book Said He Made Buffalo Bill Up From Loads Of Different People, He Is Not Based On Any One Person..

Talking Shit #241

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

Andreaa’s Diary #16

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Baby Bean Is Now Just Over 14 Weeks Old.. Need To Be Careful Callin It Bean Though, These Things Have A Habit Of Sticking.. I Am Writin This At One O’clock In The Mornin Cos I Came To Bed For An Early Night Just For A Change && Next Thing I Woke Up With Heartburn.. I Have Never Had Heartburn In My Life But This Is The Joys Of Pregnancy I Believe.. Now Im Awake My Mum && My Sister Are Pissed On A Video Call To Each Other.. They Are Proper Cacklin Away To Each Other So You Might As Well Kill Me Off Now.. I Told Yas The Other Week That We Have Decorated Bean’s Bedroom, So Now I Have Been Goin Mad On The Internet Orderin Baby Stuff && Guess What.. It Only Ever Happens To Me.. The Firm I Ordered Loads Of Stuff From Has Gone Into Administration Cos Of The Rona.. I Have Not Even Opened The Stuff Thats Been Delivered To Check It Is Okay Yet, Nevermind The Stuff I Am Still Waitin For && Now Wont Be Delivered.. So Am Not Goin To Bore Yas All With Every Little Thing That Happens With The Baby Every Week.. From Now On I Will Just Let Yas Know When Somethin Important Happens Or Give Yas A Tiny Update Each Week..

Doing My Dirty Washing In Public #22

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Category: Lisa's Dirty Washing70 Comments


Hi my name is… my name is… excuse me, my name is Slim Shady Lisa. You might remember me from the original Jammy Toast and recall my posts. If you don’t then you can catch up on them over here. I have been a friend of Davey’s since about 2003. I used to have a blog on Blogger well before he started to blog and before he discovered his pesky teddy bears. He used to leave comments on my blog and before you knew it, we were chatting away on MSN – who remembers good old MSN? I invited him to write a few guest posts on my blog and we became great friends. I even travelled over to the UK in 2007 from Canada for a visit and we had a whale of a time together. Fast forward sixteen years and I now comment on his blog and he has invited me to write some guest posts for him. As the old saying goes; what goes around, comes around

Old Stockbridge Village

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
Category: Local Stuff65 Comments

Knowsley Hall as seen from the air today.

Some Of Yas Hve Been Sayin That Ya Pure Love Me Folklore Stories; The The Devils Bridge && The Kirkby Railway Station Ghost && Tha.. So Today I Thought I Would Tell Yas Another One.. This Is The Story Of White Man’s Dam && Is About The Old Stockbridge Village.. In Liverpool There Is A Stockbridge Village Today Bt This Is A New One, It Is Not The Same As The Old One Tha I Am Talkin About.. The Two Are Even In Different Places, Old Stockbridge Village Was In Prescot Near Where They Built The Safari Park && The Modern Stockbridge Village Is Near Dovecot.. Years Ago Old Stockbridge Village Was A Busy Farmin Community && They Held A Farmer’s Market Every Friday && People Used To Come Frm Miles Around To Buy The Farmers Stuff What They Grew.. To Get To Old Stockbridge Village Ya Used To Drive Down This Lane Called Jacks Brow.. Down Jacks Brow && Into Old Stockbridge Village Is Where One Of The Best Old Folklore Tales Comes Frm..