Doing My Dirty Washing In Public #13

Posted by Lisa 'W' on
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Hi my name is… my name is… excuse me, my name is Slim Shady Lisa. You might have noticed me commenting on here from time to time using the name of “Just Me”. I have been a friend of Davey’s since about 2003. I used to have a blog on Blogger well before he started to blog and before he discovered these pesky bears. He used to leave comments on my blog and before you knew it we were chatting away on MSN – who remembers good old MSN? I invited him to write a few guest posts on my blog and we became great friends. I even travelled over to the UK in 2007 from Canada for a visit and we had a whale of a time together. Fast forward sixteen years and I now comment on his blog and he has invited me to write some guest posts for him. As the old saying goes; what goes around, comes around

Bear Music #174

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Razzi Writes #81

Posted by Erasmus 'Razzi' Bear on
Category: Razzi's Columns57 Comments

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For some time now I have been getting frustrated because there are just not enough days in the month for me to write my column here on Jammy Toast. It is my own fault, because if I ask Davidd to reserve a day for me then the day arrives and I can’t think of anything to write about. When I do have something to say to you all then there is no space available. So I have done what I have done before and started my own Blog. I know I have had a go at this previously and then given up because it is hard work but I am determined this time to have my own blog – and any of the bears who want to post can come and have a go too. If you want to read my blog it is here at razzibear.com.

Talking Shit #207

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Andreaa Angel Show #109

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Jay come home from work last friday && told us he had been furloughed && i honestly dont think he was arsed .. i bet he thought to himself that he was going to have more time playing on his xbox .. i know it wasnt really his fault but i was still fuming inside .. that got worse when i come home from work on saturday after an 11 hour shift to find him in the garden with loads of friends pissed as a fart .. he never thought oh poor andreaa has been working all day i will make her something for tea, nah fuck her .. i couldn’t face him so i walked out && went to our danielle’s house .. Ten minutes later he is texting Alisha asking am i at theirs && am i in a mood because i had stormed out .. i text him back && told him to stop texting members of my family about me && if he had any questions he had my phone number .. so he text back && asked if we could talk .. i stayed at danielle’s, had some tea && stayed the night .. it was probably for the best because i would of said stuff to him i would probably regret the next day.

Paddington Bear #45

Posted by Michael Bond CBE on
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Paddington Bear is famous the world over, having been translated into 30 different languages and sold more than 30 million books worldwide. This current batch of stories are taken from his fourth book; “Paddington Abroad” which was first published in 1961. It was written by Michael Bond and illustrated by Peggy Fortnum. The polite immigrant bear from darkest Peru, with his old hat, battered suitcase, duffle coat and love of marmalade sandwiches has become a classic character from English literature. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some more of the tales which have made Paddington Famous the world over

Best Comedians Twice As Likely To Be Northerners

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Asurvey carried out by the Beano claims that we northerners are twice as likely to be comedians as our southern counter-parts. And if we’re taller than average, a Gemini, the youngest in the family and city-born, there’s more chance that we’ll be naturally funny. An analysis of fifty of Britain’s top comedians looked at shared characteristics and traits. Northerners who made the list included Sir Ken Dodd, Caroline Aherne, Peter Kay and Ross Noble. Sarah Millican, Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding are Geminis, said to be naturally funny. Those born under Fire signs – Aries, Leo and Sagittarius – are the least likely to make us chuckle. And youngest children of at least three siblings are twice as likely to be funny than the older kids.