Talking Shit #177

Posted by Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc on
Category: Open Day/Talking Shit21 Comments


Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Andreaa Angel Show #80

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Category: The Andreaa Angel Show48 Comments

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We’ve got a new team-leader in work to try && take some of the stress off me.. Fuck me shes causing more stress just being there.. The Regional Manager said shes quite a strong personality && he thought that she might cause a few waves with the staff but he also thought it would be a good thing && she would lick everyone into shape.. She is worse than any of the staff.. If i had my way she would of been sacked the other day because she just walked out mid-shift, disappeared for three hours then told me one story && our regional manager a totally different story as to where she was.. To make matters worse she was also brought in to take some of the strain off me dealing with deliveries.. She has had one delivery && now refuses to work shifts if there is a delivery due — she is an absolute nightmare..

Winnie The Pooh #15

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Category: Winnie The Pooh41 Comments

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Winnie-the-Pooh is a fictional anthropomorphic teddy bear created by AA Milne. The first collection of his stories were in the book Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), and this was followed by The House at Pooh Corner (1928). He named the character Winnie-the-Pooh after a teddy bear owned by his son, Christopher Robin Milne, who was the basis for the character Christopher Robin. The rest of Christopher Robin Milne’s toys – Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo and Tigger – were also incorporated into Milne’s stories. Two more characters, Owl and Rabbit, were created by Milne’s imagination. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some of his tales which have made Pooh probably the most famous bear in the world

Jammy Toast Dogs #14

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Ithink I have mentioned before how Max loved training like no other dog we have ever known. He wasn’t really a dog who liked doggie things but instead loved any chance to interact with his human. One of his favourite pastimes was playing scent. He first learnt how to scent in training classes. Davidd would be given a sterile cloth which he would rub between his hands to get it smelling of his scent. The dog trainer would then hide the cloth somewhere within the hall we used for training and Davidd would get Max to smell his hands to give him the scent and then send him to find where the cloth was hidden. He would have made an excellent police tracker dog because it never took him long to find the cloth no matter how ingenious our dog trainer was at hiding it.

Pot Noodle’s Say #11

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Davidd has been inboxing me head clean off me shoulders asking me if I’d write yas more of these blog things. Even said he would double me wage but seein’ as am gettin’ fuck all anyway that’s easy for him to say. So looks like ‘ave become a proper little Jackanory avn’t i? So ‘ere goes… the other night my berd came down the stairs after goin the bog, i jokingly asked her “av you been for a shite?” she frowned at me an said “eeee shurrup!” Laughing i said “aahh, am only messn’”… or was I?…

Bear Music #145

Posted by Erasmus 'Razzi' Bear on
Category: Music44 Comments


There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Guest Blogger #2

Posted by Rachel on
Category: Guest Bloggers52 Comments


Hello, it is me again. My name is Rachel… I took up your Dave’s invitation to be a guest blogger here on Jammy Toast. Alas, I am not a regular reader of Jammy Toast, in fact I only found it originally because my Dad’s name is also Dave – that is why I refer to them both as “my Dave” and “your Dave”. Your Dave, from what I can tell, has never grown up and by coincidence – neither has my Dave. So I thought I would tell you about my Dave, his stories, habits and little sayings. Everything I tell you is true… unfortunately. In fact, many people find my Dave hilarious, I just mostly find him embarrassing. I think I should also add that I did ask my Dave for permission to write this on a blog and he replied; “What’s a blog?” I took this to mean I had his permission