HMS Jammy Toast Hits An Iceberg

Posted by Edward Bear PhD on
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Houston, we have a problem. There is trouble at mill, the good ship HMS Jammy Toast has hit an iceberg – we bears are not happy. The problem is that as some of our human authors have become more popular, it has pushed us bear authors out and we don’t get a chance to post. In fact, Erik ‘The Hat’, Great Uncle Bimbo and Flat Eric are the only bears who have a chance to post at least monthly. Others – including Razzi, Edward, Egginanoo, Einstein and George – have been pushed out and only occasionally or very rarely get the chance to post anything at all. Furthermore, another one of our bears, Erika, has been asking for a chance to start her own series of posts off for some time now and every month we simple run out of days. In a nutshell, we have over forty posts/posters who want to post something every month and yet there are only around thirty days in each month.

Bear Music #128

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Telly Favourites #37

Posted by Erik 'The Hat' Bear on
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Today we are continuing our series of posts on our favourite telly shows of the past. As you all know, the bears love their telly and there is nothing they love more than finding a character they can love to love… or even love to hate. The bears don’t usually go for the clean-cut, heroic types they are more likely to identify with the slackers of society, people like Frank Gallagher, Jim Royle or Homer Simpson. They like programmes which are “off the wall” although occasionally they will enjoy serious drama if it is interesting and well written. Today, we are featuring

Talking Shit #159

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Andreaa Angel Show #63

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So am back at work && my holiday has been forgotten, it is like i never went away now.. My old shop was held up by armed robbers while i was away so i rang them up this week to check that everyone was alright.. I honestly only rang being as they are former work mates && out of concern for them.. I got through to the new manager who i don’t know && asked him if everyone was ok && how sorry i was to hear what had happened.. He told me to go away && concentrate on my own store && stop being a nosey cow.. Cheeky kunt, just wait until the next time he wants to borrow till roles because he keeps forgetting to order them the meff.. Just no need for an attitude like that, though.. Twat Of The Week #1!!

Doing My Dirty Washing In Public #3

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Hi my name is… my name is… excuse me, my name is Slim Shady Lisa. You might have noticed me commenting on here from time to time using the name of “Just Me”. I have been a friend of Davey’s since about 2003. I used to have a blog on Blogger well before he started to blog and before he discovered these pesky bears. He used to leave comments on my blog and before you knew it we were chatting away on MSN – who remembers good old MSN? I invited him to write a few guest posts on my blog and we became great friends. I even travelled over to the UK in 2007 from Canada for a visit and we had a whale of a time together. Fast forward sixteen years and I now comment on his blog and he has invited me to write some guest posts for him. As the old saying goes; what goes around, comes around

Wishing For Change

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Ilooked out of the window at number 52 Festive Road and all I could see were children and their parents all walking to the park. I followed to find out why. There is a magic show at the park, I discover, and as I watch the display I think of a certain shop not far away I would like to visit. In the costume shop I found a starry, glittery costume and the shopkeeper appeared and invited me to try it on to see how well it fits.