As we have thrown the old Jammy Toast out with the bath water and started over, I thought I would start right at the very beginning with my first ever day in this world. Although, if I am completely honest, I don’t really remember much about it but I am reliably informed that it did happen. I was born at 4:19am on the morning of 24th October 1960 at St Catherine’s Hospital. I was all alone with just Granny for company. Try and stick with me here because this could get very confusing regarding names. Granny is really my mother but because my daughter calls her ‘Granny’, the name has stuck and these days we all call her Granny. Anyway, back to the hospital, the reason I was all alone with Granny was because my Dad was in the Merchant Navy and he was away at sea.
Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!
On The Old Jammy Toast I Used To Write For Yas Every Thursday && Tell Yas What I Was Doin With Me Life.. So Today Am Goin To Start Doin The Same Thing As I Used To.. Every Thursday I Will Write Yas Andreaas Diary Just Lyk On The Old Jammy Toast.. Just In Case Ya New To Jammy Toast, I Usually Write About Me In Work Or About My Family && Sometimes About Gary, Me Boyfriend Or Luna Me Dog.. Me Diary Will Be About What Is Happenin To Me Recently, Not Old Stuff So Ya Can Keep Track Of Me && Tha.. I Hpe Ya Gonna Lyk It, Davidd Says Its Better Than Coronation Street Except I Hve Never Been On A Tram Crashin Off The Viaduct, Lyk..
Davidd Was Tellin Me The Other Day That Blogs Used To Hve A Thing Called A Blogroll.. It Was A Simple Idea Bt One That I Thought Was Dead Good.. It Was Just A List On Ya Blog Of Other Blogs That Ya Used To Read So That If Anyone Lykd Ur Blog Then They Could Go && Read Other Blogs That Was On The Same Subject.. Everyone Used To Hve One.. I Lyk The Idea That Ya Read One Blog Then Click On A Random Blog In Their Blogroll && It Took You To Another Blog.. You Could Do It For Hours Readin Stuff That Might Be Good Or It Might Be A Pile Of Doodoo, Thats The Chance Ya Take.. If Ya Were Bored You Could Spend Hours Doin It.. So I Thought It Would Be Good If We Started One..
Forgive me, I know it is a little early to be talking about Christmas but I promise I do have a good reason. As we have thrown the old Jammy Toast away and have started over, I thought I would start right at the very beginning with my first ever childhood memory. Now, I don’t want any sniggering at the back when I relay this tale, because whenever I tell anyone that is their usual response. The first thing I can remember was at Christmas time and I was about four or five years old. I remember my Dad was at home for once, him being in the Merchant Navy he was away most of the time. So, Christmas that year was going to be a good one.
IWas Watchin Telly The Other Night && They Had A Programme On Showin All Old Comedy Clips Of Peter Kay.. There Was All Them Ones About Garlic Bread && Tha && Everyone Was Killin Themselves Laughin At Him.. Even Gary Was Chucklin Away To Himself && I Said He Was Funny Bt Me && Lorah Used To Go To School With A Lad Who Was Way Funnier Than Him.. His Name Was Ian Peters.. He Was In Our Class At School && He Used To Hve Me && Lorah Pissin Ourselves At Some Of The Stuff He Said.. I Cant Remember Most Of It Bt He Would Say Somethin That Made Ya Laugh && Before Ya Finished Laughin He Would Say Somethin Else && Ya Had To Tell Him To Stop It In The End Otherwise Ya Really Would Wet Yaself..
There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite…