Rolling Stone magazine have just published their latest Top 500 Albums list. Their all-new list of the best albums ever made is full of classics and surprises with lots of arguments in the comments. Their original list was compiled in 2003 and slightly updated in 2012, but things move on. Many of today’s top musicians were not even in middle school back then. Pop over and see if you are interested you can view their list over here. Meanwhile, here on Jammy Toast, I thought we would have a go at trying to create our own list of our favourite Top Ten Albums. Especially seeing as Andreaa is away and so we can leave out Take That, Robbie Williams, and Michael Jackson. Believe me, it is more difficult than you can imagine limiting your list to just ten. Have a go yourself, but until then, here is our list…
Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!
Iswear we have not made this up but Taylors of Harrogate, the makers of Yorkshire Tea, have launched a new Toast & Jam blend of their brew. The new product from the Harrogate-based company comes hot on the heels of similar speciality brews like their Malty Biscuit brew. Its inventor, Kate Halloran, Tea Innovation Manager at Yorkshire Tea said: “Toast and Jam is a lip-smacking smattering of toasty, jammy loveliness. Perfect for mornings, it is a strong breakfast blend with all of the loveliness of jam on toast but without the crumbs!”
Hi my name is… my name is… excuse me, my name is Slim Shady Lisa. You might remember me from the original Jammy Toast and recall my posts. If you don’t then you can catch up on them over here. I have been a friend of Davey’s since about 2003. I used to have a blog on Blogger well before he started to blog and before he discovered his pesky teddy bears. He used to leave comments on my blog and before you knew it, we were chatting away on MSN – who remembers good old MSN? I invited him to write a few guest posts on my blog and we became great friends. I even travelled over to the UK in 2007 from Canada for a visit and we had a whale of a time together. Fast forward sixteen years and I now comment on his blog and he has invited me to write some guest posts for him. As the old saying goes; what goes around, comes around…
The Other Week I Wrote Yas A Story On The Old Jammy Toast && Then Davidd Decided To Start The Blog All Over Again Before Yas Had A Chance To Read It.. I Thought It Was Dead Funny && It Is Not Normally Like Me To Be Funny, Lyk.. So Am Off On Me Holidays Today && I Wont Get A Chance To Write For Yas For A Couple Of Weeks, So Am Postin This As Me Last Post Before I Go.. Me Last Goodbye Before Me Holidays.. Actually, By The Time Yas Read This I Should Be Lyin By The Pool In Marmaris In Me New Bikini.. So, Dont Work Too Hard While Am Gone && Keep Ya Fingers Crossed I Dont Get The Rona.. Hopefully, Boris Will Let Me Back In England In Two Weeks!!
Ages Ago, On The Old Jammy Toast, I Told Yas A Story About Pigeon Pete.. He Was An Old Guy Who Used To Sit At The Pier Head Feedin Pigeons Until The Council Stopped Him Cos They Said He Was Creatin A Nuisance.. No One Has Ever Caused More Nuisance To The People Of Liverpool Than Liverpool Councillors So They Can Get To F*ck!! Thousands Of Birds Usta Come && See Pete At The Pier Head Cos They Knew They Was Goin To Get A Good Scran.. This Was Years Ago Bt I Just Found Out That He Is Still Goin && He Still Feeds The Birds Bt Not At The Pier Head Any More.. He Is Probably Too Scared Of Gettin An ASBO Off The Council.. So Here Is A Picture Of Him, I Think It Is In Bootle New Strand Shoppin Centre, Bt He Goes Round Everywhere These Days So That People Cant Stop Him. By The Time They Complain, He Is Long Gone To Somewhere Else..
ITold Davidd Tht I Hve To Hve My Turn Picking The Music Videos Too.. He Had A Moan About It Cos The First Song Have Picked Is A Take That Song.. I Couldnt Make Me Mind Up Between Robbie Williams Angels Or Take That && Back For Good.. So I Picked Take That Cos At Least Ya Get A Bit Of Robbie In Tha Too.. I Love This Song Bt I Didnt Realise It Was Done In 1995, That Means I Was 11.. Gary Barlow Said He Wrote It In Like Fifteen Minutes && Take That First Sang It At The Brit Awards That Year.. Everyone Loved It At The Brits && So They Had To Quickly Record It && Released It As A Single..