Talking Shit #240

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

Andreaa’s Diary #15

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Went For Another Scan The Other Day && The Baby Bean Is All Healthy && Kickin Away.. Davidd Said He Hopes Its A Boy Cos He Will Make A Boss Little Footballer With All The Kickin He Is Doin Lyk.. I Have Booked A Private Gender Scan For The End Of The Month, So I Might Know After That.. I Am Really Not Bothered Though As Long As The Little Bean Is Alright.. Davidd Did Ask Me What I Would Do If Its A Girl && Becomes A Terrible Teen Lyk I Was.. Omfg I Would Cry Me Eyes Out I Couldn’t Cope With A Mini Me Bt It Would Just Be My Luck Lyk.. Have Already Decided On Names Though; I Thought Skylar If Its A Girl && Rory If Its A Boy.. Gary Doesn’t Get A Say Lyk.. Hes Picked The Middle Names After His Grandparents Bt Am Not Fond Of Them To Be Honest.. Davidd Said I Can Name It After His Grandfather If I Wanted Who Was Called Horace — He Can Fuck Rarr Off With Tha!!

Men Ain’t Shit

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AFew Of Me Mates Have This Saying, “Men Ain’t Shit!!” Everytime I Hear That It Makes Me Laugh.. I Never Did Me GCSE In English Bu I Do Know What A Double-Negative Is, So It Doesnt Really Make Sense.. I Still Get What They Mean Though.. Most Of The Mates Am Talkin About Have Been Cheated On By Lads Which Is Why They Use The Saying.. I Have Told You Before About The Miscarriage I Had When I Was With Liam Bu I Also Had Another One When I Was With Anthony.. I Know It Is A Man Thing To Block Out All The Painful Shit In Their Lives Bu The Reason We Split Up Was That He Just Wouldnt Talk To Me About Our Miscarriage.. I Know Inside He Was Hurtin, Probably Just As Bad As Me, Bu He Would Never Talk To Me About It Or Even Let Us Comfort Each Other.. I Have Often Thought About Him Since && I Hoped He Was Okay, I Dont Wish Him Any Harm, I Dont Have Any Reason To.. The Miscarriage Wasnt His Fault It Was Just Life..

Molly’s Pictures #8

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Our neighbours here at Jammy Toast have a daughter who is a dab-hand with the old Crayola’s. So, Molly saw our bears through the window and collared me about who they all are. When I told her that they are very special bears who we rescued because their children had grown up and didn’t want them anymore, I expected her to be sad for the bears. Not on your life, she told me that she has a bear named Tott and informed me that when she grows up and doesn’t want Tott anymore then we can have him. I am sure there is some childish logic in there somewhere. Molly asked if she could draw pictures for the bears. I told her that she can draw her pictures and each month she can pick her best drawing and we will post it here on Jammy Toast – but only if it is good enough of course

Wirral’s Old Railway Stations #14

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Category: Old Railway Stations65 Comments


Here at Jammy Toast, we have always had a fascination with the old railway lines and stations that abound around the Wirral. For example, did you know that the West Kirby line didn’t use to end at West Kirby but instead continued round and joined up with Hooton Station? There was also a line that continued from Rock Ferry that went down to Monks Ferry and on to a station down at Woodside. We have recently been researching (a big thanks to the Disused Stations website for much of the information!) just where all these lines and stations were situated, when they opened and closed and the state of any remaining sites today. The whole subject is a fascinating insight into a past age of steam which has interested people for many years

Sunday Music #16

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Telly Favourites #48

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Today we are continuing our series of posts featuring our favourite telly shows. We all love our telly and there is nothing we love more than finding a character we can love to love… or even love to hate. Here at Jammy Toast, we don’t usually go for the clean-cut, heroic types; we are more likely to identify with the slackers of society, people like Frank Gallagher, Jim Royle or Homer Simpson. We like programmes which are “off the wall” although occasionally we enjoy serious drama if it is interesting and well written. Today, we are featuring