Talking Shit #239

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

Andreaa’s Diary #14

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So I Was Tellin Davidd That Me && Gary Was Tryin To Get Married Before The Baby Is Born Even If It Means Am A Big Fat Heffer Goin Down The Aisle.. So He Asked Me Wot Me New Surname Was Goin To Be Cos Obvs, I Wouldnt Be Kurby Girl Anymore.. So I Told Him That Gary Has A Double Barrelled Surname That Begins With The Letters DC Bt I Really Want To Keep My Own Surname Which Begins With C (Sorry, I Know I Lied Bt Kurby Aint Me Real Name).. Whenever Davidd Sees A Chance To Take The Piss His Brain Works Faster Than Stephen Hawking.. He Says If I Keep My Surname Too That Will Make My Name Andreaa C-DC && My Initials Will Be AC/DC.. He’s Now Callin Me Angus After The AC/DC Guitarist.. Bastid!!

Zoe’s Mum

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My Best Mate Zoe Was My First ‘Adult’ Friend.. Ya Know When Ya Leave School && One By One Most Of Your ‘School’ Friends Die Off && You Start Makin ‘Adult’ Friends.. So Zoe Was The First One I Had && Her Mum Was Pretty Cool Too.. You Know When Ya Go To A Family Occasion && Your Mum Stops You From Drinkin Too Much && Makes Sure You Get Home Safely.. In Zoes Family It Was The Other Way Round.. Zoe Always Had To Make Sure That Her Mum Got Home Cos She Sure Knew How To Party.. Zoe Used To Get Away With Anythin Bt My Mum Would Hit The Roof If I Did Half Of What Zoe Did.. I Always Used To Say I Was Leavin Home && Goin To Live With Zoe && Me Mum Used To Threaten To Help Me Pack Me Bags.. That Is Why I Was So Surprised When Zoe Wanted To Leave Home && Get A Flat Of Her Own.. I Would Have Stayed With Her Mum Until The Day I Died If That Was Me..

Old Merseyside #1

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Alittle while ago, Andreaa told us the story of how her family were moved from the slums of Everton Valley out to Kirkby. Many other families were also moved from Everton Valley to Runcorn, Widnes, Kirkby and Skelmersdale. These events happened in the 1960s, before Andreaa was born, but her Granddad raised her with stories from those days. Her family lived in Everton Valley with Andreaa’s mum as a small child. The other day I found a picture of Frances. It shows one of the streets in Everton Valley where Andreaa’s grandparents and her mum lived. The woman in the picture is Frances Pulford who was 72 years old at the time of the photograph being taken. She is featured in the photograph emptying a bucket of washing-up water down a gutter in the street outside the house in which she lived. There were no sinks in any of the nine houses in the road because there were no drains and only one cold water tap for each house. This was life in 1960s Liverpool.

Dusty The Cat

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After Dogg Died It Was A Couple Of Years Before We Got Luna.. We Was Petless.. One Nite I Was In The Kitchen && Went Out The Back To Put Some Rubbish In The Bin.. There Was Two Eyes Lookin At Me.. At First I Thought It Was A Little Dog So I Said Hello && Went To Fetch Him Wonderin How He Got In Our Garden.. It Wasnt A Dog Though It Was A Cat.. I Said Hello To Him Bt He Was Too Scared To Come Anywhere Near Me.. When I Went Back Inside I Told Me Mum && She Said That She Had Seen It Too Bt It Was Feral && Wouldnt Come Anywhere Near Her.. I Kept Seein It Every So Often Bt He Wouldnt Come Near Me Bt He Never Run Away Either.. He Just Stood Where He Was While I Was Talkin To Him.. This Was Back In The Days When I Worked For The Kwik-E-Mart && I Started Takin Tins Of Salmon && Pieces Of Cooked Chicken That Was Bein Thrown Out For Bein On Its Sell By Date.. It Softened The Cat Up Towards Me && He Started Comin Towards Me Whenever I Went Out The Back In Case I Had Some Salmon For Him..

Sunday Music #15

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

The Mystery Posts #2

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Marcus was the one true love of Andy’s life. It often felt like he was still living in that little apartment with us, even though he’d been gone for two years. He’d been a brilliant pianist, and his notebooks and cassettes were still piled in the closet. His photos still hung on the wall. And Andy kept his ashes in a painted box on the dresser. Back in the eighties, Austin was much more of a hobo, hippie town, and that’s exactly the kind of couple they had been. They’d go on hikes, bike rides and swim in the river. They’d visit with friends and whenever they could afford it, they’d travel. There was one summer when Andy got hired to do some decorative painting on a guesthouse in Puerto Vallarta, and he brought Marcus with him. They spent a magical summer there. It was owned by a woman named Sylvia, and she gave them a free room overlooking the ocean.