When i was growing up we had a dog who lived with us && he sort of became my dog .. We could never decide on a name for him so we just called him Dog .. i think i told yas all the story of him once before .. He used to go for his little missions whenever he felt like && most days he used to come to skool && wait for me at the gates .. If i bunked off skool i used to have to go back to skool to show him i was out otherwise he would sit && wait for me all night .. he wouldn’t move until i come out or went to collect him .. Everyone in our neighbourhood knew him && used to give him treats when they saw him && Pat in the chippy used to give him some scran whenever she saw him .. Everyone loved Dog but he got old && he got sick && eventually we had to get him put to sleep by the vet .. We buried him in our garden && i used to talk to him out there when i was upset or bothered about anything .. it woz sort of like he never left me but i really did miss him..
So the other day was a killer .. I was in work at 6am && was on my feet all day so by the time i got home at teatime i was totally whacked out .. I ate me tea && then told me mum i was going to go to bed early && she told me that she was having a drink with me auntie && uncle so i asked her nicely to keep the racket down cos i was so tired .. i went upstairs, had a bath got into a clean pair of jarmies && that was it for the night, or so i thought .. At about 2am i woz woken up by the sound of loud music && them 3 dickheads singing out at the top of their voices to the music .. i left it for about 15 minutes thinking they would be winding down at that time but no it just went on && on .. So i went downstairs && fuckin’ blew me top .. Me mum knew i had been working all day && i told her i was going to sleep early because i was knackered && this was how she reacted .. She actually had the stereo on full blast, it couldn’t go any higher there was just no need for it .. I was fuckin’ fumin’ .. I went back to bed but it wasn’t much better, they had turned it down a bit but no much..
Iwas only sayin to Davidd the other day that everything is goin great with me new job && no disasters in me family, what the fuck am i gonna write about .. I neednt have worried, it soon turned shit .. Our Alisha rang me to ask if she could come the gym with me so me just feeling in a funny mood replied, “No ya can’t, ya fat rat!!” && she hung up .. It sounds bad but I was only sayin it jokingly && ive done it thousands of times before && she just laughs && says, “Argh go on, please!!” I rang her back to see what was wrong && she wouldn’t answer the phone .. I went to me mum && asked wots up with our Lisha && told her what I had done .. So me mum was all like, “Andreaa pack it in, you know she’s been self-harming!!” I was like no I don’t, since when has seen been doing this .. So our Danielle (her mum && my sister) tells the whole family but no one tells me && they wonder why I feel like am always being left out ..
January is the month for birthdays in our family .. First off was me niece Kathleen who had her 19th birthday .. Bloody hell that makes me feel old tha ya know .. Am only a baby meself && i’ve got a niece who is nineteen!! Davidd sometimes says the right things too cos I was feeling old havin’ a nice tha old && I posted some pics from her party && Davidd said I had nothing to worry about cos Kathleen actually looks older than I do .. Thanks mate, I will have that one .. Not that he stayed in me good books for long cos I had loads of mascara && eye-liner on && black lipstick just to be different && he said I looked like Morticia Addams!! What a bastard but at least I look like a young Morticia, I guess ..
Right am behind on telling ya stuff cos the last story about the court was from before christmas .. So today am gonna see if i can catch up && get yaz all up to date .. I told yas I was off work over christmas signed off on the sick cos of me back .. So I had a right laugh until I woke up about 3am on christmas morning && i couldn’t get me breath && started havin’ a full blown panic attack .. Me mum && our Vicki tried to calm me down for half an hour but they couldn’t && so they rang for an ambulance .. So early hours of christmas day our house was full of two paramedics && two ambulance people .. They tried to give me some of me ventolin but cos i couldn’t get me breath it wasn’t goin’ down .. They got one of them big bottle things that you fire the ventolin inhaler into it && then you breath out of the the bottle && your meant to get 33% more ventolin into ya lungs .. I think its called a spacer ..
Just before Christmas i got a wierd phone call asking me to go to court in case they needed me to give evidence about me old boss who stole that money from the safe at Kwik-e-Mart .. They said that they thought he was going to plead guilty && so i might not be needed but if he changed his mind at the last minute they wanted me there so that I could say that he owned up to stealing the money in front of me && ask any questions that the court might ask me .. I said i would go && they told me to be at liverpool crown court on 23rd December .. Right before Christmas, i bet he was looking forward to tha like ..
First of all, I know its not thursday but everything is up the pole with christmas && tha so have wrote this for Davidd && i dont know what day hes gonna post it on.. I think from now on it is better if I dont have a set day && i just write me stuff && Davidd can post if when he likes cos it gets confusin tryin to do it for thursdays.. Sometimes things happen like on a friday && i have to wait a week to tell yas.. It’s better if i write about stuff when it happens && then leave it up to the boss when he wants to put it on here.. So anyways, I hope yas all had a great christmas && didn’t get too drunk && that && yas are all looking forward to new year — I’m not because I’ve been in agony!!