Andreaa’s Diary #16

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Baby Bean Is Now Just Over 14 Weeks Old.. Need To Be Careful Callin It Bean Though, These Things Have A Habit Of Sticking.. I Am Writin This At One O’clock In The Mornin Cos I Came To Bed For An Early Night Just For A Change && Next Thing I Woke Up With Heartburn.. I Have Never Had Heartburn In My Life But This Is The Joys Of Pregnancy I Believe.. Now Im Awake My Mum && My Sister Are Pissed On A Video Call To Each Other.. They Are Proper Cacklin Away To Each Other So You Might As Well Kill Me Off Now.. I Told Yas The Other Week That We Have Decorated Bean’s Bedroom, So Now I Have Been Goin Mad On The Internet Orderin Baby Stuff && Guess What.. It Only Ever Happens To Me.. The Firm I Ordered Loads Of Stuff From Has Gone Into Administration Cos Of The Rona.. I Have Not Even Opened The Stuff Thats Been Delivered To Check It Is Okay Yet, Nevermind The Stuff I Am Still Waitin For && Now Wont Be Delivered.. So Am Not Goin To Bore Yas All With Every Little Thing That Happens With The Baby Every Week.. From Now On I Will Just Let Yas Know When Somethin Important Happens Or Give Yas A Tiny Update Each Week..

Andreaa’s Diary #15

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Went For Another Scan The Other Day && The Baby Bean Is All Healthy && Kickin Away.. Davidd Said He Hopes Its A Boy Cos He Will Make A Boss Little Footballer With All The Kickin He Is Doin Lyk.. I Have Booked A Private Gender Scan For The End Of The Month, So I Might Know After That.. I Am Really Not Bothered Though As Long As The Little Bean Is Alright.. Davidd Did Ask Me What I Would Do If Its A Girl && Becomes A Terrible Teen Lyk I Was.. Omfg I Would Cry Me Eyes Out I Couldn’t Cope With A Mini Me Bt It Would Just Be My Luck Lyk.. Have Already Decided On Names Though; I Thought Skylar If Its A Girl && Rory If Its A Boy.. Gary Doesn’t Get A Say Lyk.. Hes Picked The Middle Names After His Grandparents Bt Am Not Fond Of Them To Be Honest.. Davidd Said I Can Name It After His Grandfather If I Wanted Who Was Called Horace — He Can Fuck Rarr Off With Tha!!

Andreaa’s Diary #14

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So I Was Tellin Davidd That Me && Gary Was Tryin To Get Married Before The Baby Is Born Even If It Means Am A Big Fat Heffer Goin Down The Aisle.. So He Asked Me Wot Me New Surname Was Goin To Be Cos Obvs, I Wouldnt Be Kurby Girl Anymore.. So I Told Him That Gary Has A Double Barrelled Surname That Begins With The Letters DC Bt I Really Want To Keep My Own Surname Which Begins With C (Sorry, I Know I Lied Bt Kurby Aint Me Real Name).. Whenever Davidd Sees A Chance To Take The Piss His Brain Works Faster Than Stephen Hawking.. He Says If I Keep My Surname Too That Will Make My Name Andreaa C-DC && My Initials Will Be AC/DC.. He’s Now Callin Me Angus After The AC/DC Guitarist.. Bastid!!

Andreaa’s Diary #13

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Thanks To Everyone Who Sent Me Best Wishes && Congratulations Last Week Over Me Little Announcement; It Was Really Nice Of Yas All.. Am Just Sittin Back && Waitin For The Big Day Now Even Though I Am Dreadin It A Bit.. Davidd Has Told Me That It Smarts A Bit Havin A Baby Bt F*cked If I Know How He Knows?? Our Vicki Says I Should Get A Birthin Pool && Give Birth In Water Cos It Hurts Less.. Am Not Sure About Tha Though, It Was Her Third Baby Bt This Will Be Me First.. I Did Ask At The Hozzy Bt They Said Its All A Myth, Every Woman Is Different So They Cant Say If It Will Hurt Less.. We All Tolerate Pain Differently.. She Did Say That Water Births Are More Relaxin For The Mother && Baby Bt Not Necessarily Less Painful.. Think I Will Stick To The Old Fashioned Way, For The First One Anyway.

Andreaa’s Diary #12

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IHave Somethin I Have Got To Tell Yas All.. Somethin I Have Been Keepin Quiet For Quite A Few Weeks Now.. Davidd Knows && Me Family Know, Bt I Have Kept It Quiet Frm Everyone Else Cos I Dont Want To Tempt Fate.. I Am Pregnant.. The Baby Is Due The Middle Of July Bt I Have A JLS Concert To Go To The Beginnin Of July So It Better Not Want To Make An Escape Early!! That Means Am Nearly Two Months Pregnant && So There Is Less Chance Of Me Havin Another Miscarriage.. As Yas All Know, I Have Had Two Miscarriges Before So I Didnt Want To Tell Anyone Early && Tempt Fate.. Needless To Say I Am Made Up && Just Want Everythin To Work Out Okay.. Every Little Thing Scares Me At The Moment Cos Of My History Of Miscarriages.. I Had An Early Scan To Make Sure That Everythin Looked Okay && At That Time Everythin Was Perfect.. They Cant Tell Ya The Sex That Early Though So I Dont Know If It Is A Boy Or A Girl.. Davidd Is Obsessed With How Big The Baby Is Bt At Seven Weeks It Is Only The Size Of A Baked Bean Apparently..

Andreaa’s Diary #11

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December Always Makes Me A Bit Sad.. It Reminds Me Of Me Granddad, Because He Died Just Before Christmas About Five Years Ago Now.. Davidd Met Me Granddad && Always Said That He Was His Hero Because Of The Wartime Stories He Told Him.. Davidd Come To Ours One Day To Sort Me Lappy Out But He Spent That Much Time Chattin Shit With Me Granddad That He Never Got Time To Do It && Had To Take It Home With Him.. Me Granddad Used To Live With Us && To Be Honest He Was A Real Hero Too.. Everyones Granddad Is Their Hero When Ya A Kid Bt When Ya Grow Up Ya Learn That They Are Just Normal People.. Bt Not My Granddad, He Really Was A Hero.. He Used To Tell Me Stories From The War && Some Of The Things That He Done Was Amazin.. Even When He Lived With Us Near The End Of His Life When He Was An Old Man, He Would Still Go Outside && Chase Off Any Lads Who Was Causin Shit Near Ours.. Me Nan Used To Go Mad && Send Us To Go && Get Him Back In The House Bt He Wouldnt Listen && He Wouldnt Come In Until They Had Gone.. He Was A Hero Right Until The End..

Andreaa’s Diary #10

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Our Luna Is Not The Best House Dog In The World.. If Someone Knocks On Our Door The Worst She Does Is Sigh Cos They Woke Her Up.. So Lately We Hve Been Wonderin Why She Is Barkin At The Back Door All The Time.. She Barks, We Open The Door Cos We Think She Wants To Go Out For Her Business && She Just Runs Out Growlin && Snarling.. There Is Nothin There Though.. I Hve Been Out With Her, Me Mum Has Been Out With Her && Gary Has Been Out With Her.. None Of Us Can See What She Is Barkin At Or What Has Upset Her.. The Fireworks Was My First Thought Bt They Hve Been Finished For Weeks Now.. There Is Not Even The Odd Stray One That Ya Get For Days After Bommy Night.. When She Comes Back Inside After Bein Out It Is Lyk She Is On Edge Too.. So Somethin Is Upsettin Her.. Gary Has Even Hidden In The Garden Waitin For Luna To Kick Off && Then When She Does He Would Be In The Perfect Spot To See What It Was.. Except When She Did Kick Off, He Couldnt See A Thing.. Davidd Even Said It Might Be The Sock Robbers Bt Hes Just A Tw*t!!