Razzi and I are not really great followers of fashion but we have both agreed there is something to be said for the new design beach shorts. You can never trust the weather here in England, so we can both see the benefit of plastic beach shorts – Cool for the sunny days but provide some shelter if you get caught in a shower. I promise we have not made this up, they are really something that exist – and they can be yours for just £22.42. They are definitely designed to cause a strong impression when we both hit the beach and are a change from the usual swimming trunks.
Chimpton and I have joked for years that we will discover a get-rich-quick scheme and retire to sunnier climes – with the bears of course. We actually have a friend in America who works for the porn industry, who did make Chimpton a few offers but she decided perhaps that was a step too far. However, I think I have now found the perfect scheme which requires the least amount of input and seems to offer vast rewards. In the words of Derek ‘Del Boy’ Edward Trotter, “This time next year, we’ll be millionaires.”
TToday, we are continuing our series of posts about the influence of people on our lives who we may be totally unaware of. People who work behind the scenes and who mostly stay unknown to us – the people who benefit from their work. For example, how many of you have heard of Salvino D’Armate… No? Well that Italian gentleman was the guy responsible for inventing the first pair of wearable eyeglasses or spectacles. Just imagine where some of us would be without the invention by Mr D’Armate. To start the ball rolling, today we will take a look at…
Hello everyone, I just thought I would come and say hello to you all and tell you how happy I am to be safe with all the other Bears after being unwanted and unloved for many years. It is not nice how people just discard Bears when they get fed up with them. It is not allowed to happen with animals because there is the RSPCA, well maybe we need an RSPCB. I think this is something Dave should look into!