The Story Of Beryl

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ndreaa has very kindly invited me to write on her blog, but it is not as simple as that. When I was writing stuff for Jammy Toast, I used to mainly write about teddy bears and things that were nothing really to do with me or my life. Andreaa wants me to change that and tell the story of me. She gets awfully serious for something that is meant to be a laugh – so I am guessing Lord Bearkeeper of Birkenhead OBE is out of the question! So, I will start that momentous story today by starting before I was even born with the story of Beryl. Sorry but my posts will have to be in English, I can’t do that Andreaaese malarkey

The Story Of Paul #2

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o Last Time I Told Yas How Paul Was Always In Trouble && Then He Got A Caseworker Who Got Him Signed Up For The Army.. We Never Heard Anythin Frm Him For Ages Cos He Was Off Doin His Basic Training.. I Think It Was For About Six Weeks.. At The End Of His Trainin He Come Home Bt He Was Different.. The Army Had Told Him That Although They Took Him With His Record, If He Did Anythin Else While He Was In The Army Then He Would Be Booted Out.. Once Paul Was In The Army It Was Lyk It Was His Callin.. He Didnt Want To Get Kicked Out, Whatever Happened, So For The Few Weeks He Was Home He Behaved Himself.. He Used To Go The Pub && Hve A Few Bevvies Which Was Usually Wot Made Him Worse Bt Nah, Once He Had Enough He Just Went Back Home.. Its Lyk He Was A Changed Man..

The Story Of Paul #1

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hen Me && Lorah Was In School Together, There Was One Person We Both Looked Up To, It Was Paul.. Paul Is Lorahs Older Brother && Back Then He Was Always In Trouble With Everyone.. Police, Drug Gangs, Robbers, Anyone.. You Name It && At Some Time Or Other, Paul Did It.. His Biggest Pasttime Was TDA As The Police Called It Or Put Simply; Takin && Drivin Away.. Back Then They Made Cars More Difficult To Steal.. You Couldnt Just Hotwire The Ignition Lyk Car Thieves Always Had Done, You Had To Hve The Keys With A Chip Inside It Or The Computer In The Car Wouldnt Let It Start.. That Didnt Stop Paul, He Just Broke Into The House && Stole The Keys && Away He Went.. This Was In The Days Before The Cops Had NPR Cameras, So Paul Would Break Into A House, Take The Keys, Steal The Car, Change The Numberplates && The Car Was His For Weeks.. He Sounds Lyk A Right Bastard Frm What Am Writin Bt He Wasnt, He Was Lyk A Lovable Rogue Always In Trouble Bt Never Really Hurt Anyone..