The Day Merseyside Police Raided Jammy Toast

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This time of year, always gives me the heebie-jeebies as it reminds me of the day Jammy Toast was raided by the police. It was during the build up to Christmas back in the days when people could go shopping without face-masks and everything was almost normal. I was cruising around the internet trying to find a story to post on the blog. If I have no inspiration, I sometimes look at newspapers online to see if there are any teddy bear related stories or something which Toasters might find interesting or funny. I was looking on the Liverpool Echo website when I came across a story that the police had foiled a plan by a bunch of school kids to all meet-up in John Lewis’ new store in Liverpool One and have a massive game of manhunt, or hide-and-seek as it is more commonly called.

Jammy Toast Person Of The Year

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The Other Day, “Time” — The Magazine Thingy — Picked Their “Person Of The Year”. I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea If We Picked Our “Jammy Toast Person Of The Year”… && I Get To Pick, So Davidd Can Stop Trying To Geg In!! Probably The Person I Admire The Most This Year Is Greta Thunberg.. She Is Only Young && Yet Is Not Scared To Stand Up For What She Believes In To Anybody. The Only Thing I Dont Understand, Is Why Do People Hate Her?? She Tells The Truth, Which Is More Than The Politians Do.. I Think The Hate Is Because They Are Ashamed That Someone So Young Should Be Tellin Them Stuff That Is True.. I Love Her Because She Doesnt Take Shit Off No One.. How Many Teenagers Do You Know Who Have Had Donald Trump && Vladimir Putin Attack Them Personally?? They Say She Over Simplifies The Complex Issues Of Global Warming, I Think It Is The Other Way Round, They Over Complicate It. But Why Do They Refuse To Meet With Her, Surely If She Is Wrong, They Can Point Out The Error Of Her Ways.. No, They Refuse To Take Her Seriously Because They Know She Would Run Them Round In Circles.. Does She Get Personal?? No She Replied, “It’s Quite Hilarious When The Only Thing People Can Do Is Mock You, Or Talk About Your Appearance Or Personality, As It Means They Have No Argument Or Nothing Else To Say..”

Jammy Toast Always Remembers

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Away from the Cenotaph, the Chelsea Pensioners stood at their windows today.

Remembrance Sunday felt the same this morning but also felt different – if that makes sense. There as always at the centre of the day was the Cenotaph, the simple slab of stone erected a hundred years ago to act as a memorial to the dead of all armed conflicts. The Queen was there as always watching from the Foreign Office balcony. The two minutes silence, the wreath laying and the remembering so much sacrifice and loss. What was missing was the thousands of members of public who normally travel to Whitehall from all corners of the country. Also missing were many veterans who march past the Cenotaph after laying their wreaths each year. Thankfully, the sadness and feelings of gratitude to all those who lost their lives was still there too.

Yorkshire Tea Jammy Toast Style

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Iswear we have not made this up but Taylors of Harrogate, the makers of Yorkshire Tea, have launched a new Toast & Jam blend of their brew. The new product from the Harrogate-based company comes hot on the heels of similar speciality brews like their Malty Biscuit brew. Its inventor, Kate Halloran, Tea Innovation Manager at Yorkshire Tea said: “Toast and Jam is a lip-smacking smattering of toasty, jammy loveliness. Perfect for mornings, it is a strong breakfast blend with all of the loveliness of jam on toast but without the crumbs!”

Hello From Andreaa

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Hiya, I Know Most Of Yas Know Me From On The Old Jammy Toast But Some Of Yas Might Be New, So I Thought I Better Introduce Meself To Yas.. My Name Is Andreaa, Davidd Has Said I Can Come && Write Stories On Here For Yas All.. I Have No Idea What Am Doing Bloggin, It Is All My Mate Davidds Fault.. He Says That I Always Make Him Laugh When I Just Chat Shit, So I Should Start A Blog.. So I Wrote On Jammy Toast For A Bit && I Found That I Liked It.. So, Davidd Helped Me Start Me Own Blog Off.. Davidd Loved It So Now He Has Invited Me To Come Back On The New Jammy Toast && Help Him Write Stuff && Look After The Bears.. To Be Honest, I Think He Just Wants Me To Clean Up All The Bear Shit With A Poop-A-Scooper!! When I First Knew Davidd, I Didnt Even Know What A Blog Was.. Davidd Had To Tell Me It Is Lyk A Website Where Ya Write Stuff That Is In Ya Head && People Read It && Leave Comments Agreein With Ya Or Arguin About What Ya Wrote.. I Am Dead Good At Arguin So I Dont Mind Tha Lyk.. So If Ya Ever Want To, Feel Free To Write A Comment About Me Stories..

Hello World!

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Hello Toasters and welcome to the all-new Jammy Toast. Sorry we have been offline for the last couple of days but in that time, we have redesigned Jammy Toast under the careful eye of the very artistic Andreaa. I must admit that I have done all the work but under her expert eye – she has a brilliant eye for colours, design, and detail. It is funny how we are complete opposites. I can do pretty much anything with WordPress but I am shit at designing layouts and selecting colours. Andreaa on the other hand, can’t do a bloody thing with WordPress – if you turn your back on her she can destroy it – but has an eye for what colours go with what and great layouts. We do make a good team, so we have decided to combine our blogs and continue along the way with an all-new Jammy Toast. I just ignored her when she asked if we should call the new collaboration Scouse Toast!