Razzi Writes #77

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Ihave always been a Royalist bear, I love our Royal Family. The Queen does so much for this country even in her later years, whenever she is needed she heads off to foreign shores to sell England and of course she is respected all over the world. Even Prince Philip’s famous gaffs have kept me entertained over the years. Some of his quotes are legendary; “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” However, there is no excuse for Prince Andrew and his behaviour. I really think that he thinks as a member of the Royal Family he is above reproach. He has now found out that he is not.

Razzi Writes #76

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Hello everyone, it is me Razzi again. Here at Jammy Toast we have been watching the BBC Parliament channel to keep an eye on what is happening with the Brexit debate. As you may have heard, I originally came from Holland to join all my friends here at the Jammy Toast Retirement Home and I don’t want them to send me back just because of Brexit so I have been keeping an eye on the proceedings. All I can say is what a debacle, if these are the sane, intellectual people who are meant to be running this country then God help us!

Razzi Writes #75

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Katie Price following her latest round of surgery.

All the bears who write here on Jammy Toast have their own specialised subjects – it’s a bit like Mastermind. Edward is into technology, with George it’s sport, Einstein is the brains of the outfit, etc. With me the only thing I know anything about is my girlie celebrity friends. However, there is one girlie I will just never understand and that is Katie Price – or Jordan if you prefer. She was so pretty when she was younger and now she is trying her best to hang on to those good looks by going under the knife every other month, usually in an attempt to hang on to some young toyboy she is currently playing around with. I never used to think very highly of her if truth be told.

Razzi Writes #74

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Hello everyone, it is me Razzi again. If there is one thing I love it is seeing politicians squirm – especially when it is Boris Johnson being caught out in a lie. Maybe even Diane Abbott proving she is shit at maths or Jeremy Corbyn proving he hadn’t read his own manifesto on BBC Radio 4 and quickly trying to remember the password to his iPad to check. I used to make it a rule to never talk about politics but these days politics is more amusing than the little quaint stories I used to tell. This time Boris made up a pack of lies about Davidd’s favourite pie, the world famous Melton Mowbray Pork Pie to be precise.

Razzi Writes #73

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Hello everyone. I am not a great sports fan normally, but I have been getting into some of the sports around here lately. The Cricket World Cup is on – no talking while Davidd is watching that – and Wimbledon is on – disturb Granny at your peril – not to mention the Women’s Football World Cup. The women’s football has proven to be a big disappointment to me, I watched a whole 90 minutes of one game and they didn’t even swapped shirts at the end. Then there is a new sport invented by the Ambassador to America. It is a kind of bear-baiting with Donald Trump but I am not totally convinced that is a proper sport. Mind you, I was shocked at Sir Kim Darroch saying Trump was “inept, insecure and incompetent” after working as the Ambassador for the last few years – I mean why did it take him so long to work that out?

Razzi Writes #72

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Hello everyone. It is a long time since I have written anything here on Jammy Toast but us bears have put our paws down and want to have our turn at posting things here. So Edward has said I can have my old column back and write for you all once a month and Davidd can like it or lump it. Personally, I think Jammy Toast has just lost its way a little and we have to remember that at the bottom of everything is us teddy bears – at the end of the day that is what Jammy Toast is here for. It is great being back even if it does mean that I have to think of things to write about now. So here goes, let’s get the show back on the road again…

Ask Razzi

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Hello everyone, this is Razzi here with an idea for a new column here on Jammy Toast. I thought it might be an idea to start an Agony Uncle type of column where you can send me in your problems and I can try my best to help you solve them. At the very least I can offer you some advice. Think of it as a guidance column where I can pass on information to people who send in their questions. The format will be along the lines of a question and answer session. Your questions will be anonymous and the answers will be posted once a month.