Razzi Writes #81

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For some time now I have been getting frustrated because there are just not enough days in the month for me to write my column here on Jammy Toast. It is my own fault, because if I ask Davidd to reserve a day for me then the day arrives and I can’t think of anything to write about. When I do have something to say to you all then there is no space available. So I have done what I have done before and started my own Blog. I know I have had a go at this previously and then given up because it is hard work but I am determined this time to have my own blog – and any of the bears who want to post can come and have a go too. If you want to read my blog it is here at razzibear.com.

Razzi Writes #80

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This virus has really brought the best and the worst out in people. Some are doing brilliant things to raise money for the NHS and helping the sick and elderly. Many people – who are not normally fans of Boris – are wishing him a speedy recovery and that is the way it should be. Just because you don’t believe in his politics doesn’t mean we should be wishing him harm or even death. On the other hand, some people have been behaving stupidly too. Refusing to stay at home and going to the local park to sunbathe. Get home and stay home is the way we will beat this thing!

Razzi Writes #79

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People have been asking me can humans catch this virus from bears or other animals. I did a little research and I can say that the only example I could find was of a dog in Hong Kong. The pet dog tested “weak positive” for Coronavirus and was placed in quarantine. The Agriculture, Fisheries and Conservation Department in Hong Kong confirmed that repeated tests suggested the dog had a “low-level” of the virus and that it is likely to be a case of human-to-animal transmission. The dog, a Pomeranian, had not shown any symptoms of the illness but its owner was confirmed as being infected with Covid-19 and had most probably passed on the affection to her pet.

Razzi Writes #78

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Ideliberately have not written this post until the dust has settled on the suicide of Caroline Flack. It seems to me like celebrities who had no time for her when she was alive are now scrambling to jump on the bandwagon now she is dead. I don’t know her, I don’t watch Love Island and I never have. All I do know is that she was supposed to have hit her boyfriend with a lamp and was being prosecuted for it even though the boyfriend didn’t want the prosecution to go ahead. Even the programme itself are saying how “absolutely devastated” they are at her death. A message on last Monday’s episode came after the TV host was found dead in her north London home last Saturday. “You were a true friend to me,” the programme’s narrator Iain Stirling said. He added that Flack’s “warmth and infectious enthusiasm” were “crucial” to the show’s success.

Razzi Writes #77

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Ihave always been a Royalist bear, I love our Royal Family. The Queen does so much for this country even in her later years, whenever she is needed she heads off to foreign shores to sell England and of course she is respected all over the world. Even Prince Philip’s famous gaffs have kept me entertained over the years. Some of his quotes are legendary; “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” However, there is no excuse for Prince Andrew and his behaviour. I really think that he thinks as a member of the Royal Family he is above reproach. He has now found out that he is not.

Razzi Writes #76

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Hello everyone, it is me Razzi again. Here at Jammy Toast we have been watching the BBC Parliament channel to keep an eye on what is happening with the Brexit debate. As you may have heard, I originally came from Holland to join all my friends here at the Jammy Toast Retirement Home and I don’t want them to send me back just because of Brexit so I have been keeping an eye on the proceedings. All I can say is what a debacle, if these are the sane, intellectual people who are meant to be running this country then God help us!

Razzi Writes #75

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Katie Price following her latest round of surgery.

All the bears who write here on Jammy Toast have their own specialised subjects – it’s a bit like Mastermind. Edward is into technology, with George it’s sport, Einstein is the brains of the outfit, etc. With me the only thing I know anything about is my girlie celebrity friends. However, there is one girlie I will just never understand and that is Katie Price – or Jordan if you prefer. She was so pretty when she was younger and now she is trying her best to hang on to those good looks by going under the knife every other month, usually in an attempt to hang on to some young toyboy she is currently playing around with. I never used to think very highly of her if truth be told.