The Pina Colada Lockdown Song

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Was Destroyed Laughin At This Last Night.. Remember, ‘The Pina Colada Song’ About A Man && His Wife Who Are Bored Of Each Other.. She Puts An Ad In The Lonely Hearts Bit Of Their Local Paper.. The Ad Basically Says That She Is Bored Of Her Life && She Wants To Be Drinkin Pina Coladas, Walkin In The Rain && Makin Love In The Sand Dunes On The Cape At Midnight.. He Answers The Ad Sayin He Feels The Same Way && Wants To Meet Her In A Bar Called O’Malley’s, The Next Day.. When He Walks Into The Bar He Sees Its His ‘Lovely Lady’ && She Says, “Oh Its You..” Dead Cheesey I Know Bt I Found Another Version Of It Yesterday.. Dunno Who Wrote It Bt Its The Version Of The Song If They Had Been In Lockdown.. It Goes Somethin Lyk This…

Another Harry Story

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Told Yas About Harry Once Before When We Come Back Frm Holiday.. Harry Is 80 && Lives Next Door To Us All On His Own Since His Wife Died A Few Years Ago.. Me Mum Pops In && Makes Sure He Is Alright && He Comes && Spends Time With Us Now && Again Or Even Comes To Tea If Me Mum Can Talk Him Into It.. He Is Really Independant && You Hve To Convince Him That He Is Doin You A Favour Before He Will Come To Ours.. If He Thinks You Are Just Bein Kind To Him Cos He Is An Old Neighbour Then F*ck You, He Aint Coming.. Me Mum Loves The Bones Of Him Bt He Is A Right Cantagerous Git At Times..

The Story Of Harry

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e Are All Back From Holiday && We Had A Lovely Time, Thanks Very Much For Askin.. The Weather Was Great With The Temperature Into The 30s Most Days.. Was Only Really Last Tuesday && Wednesday Which Was A Bit Cloudy Bt Even Then It Was Still Hot.. The Good News Was That When I Got Back, Me New Job Rang && Said They Knew I Was Now On Self-Isolation && Everythin Was Fine, They Would Just Put Everythin Back Two Weeks.. Tha Was A Load Off Me Mind I Can Tell Yas.. I Thought They Might Have Said Forget It Ya Nothin But A Pain In The Arse But Like Davidd Said, Anyone Who Works For Them Could Come Down With The Rona At Anytime && Would Need Two Weeks Off To Isolate.. I Had Been Worried About It Since Davidd Told Me Bt Now I Could Relax..

Gary Rocks The Boat

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he Other Week I Wrote Yas A Story On The Old Jammy Toast && Then Davidd Decided To Start The Blog All Over Again Before Yas Had A Chance To Read It.. I Thought It Was Dead Funny && It Is Not Normally Like Me To Be Funny, Lyk.. So Am Off On Me Holidays Today && I Wont Get A Chance To Write For Yas For A Couple Of Weeks, So Am Postin This As Me Last Post Before I Go.. Me Last Goodbye Before Me Holidays.. Actually, By The Time Yas Read This I Should Be Lyin By The Pool In Marmaris In Me New Bikini.. So, Dont Work Too Hard While Am Gone && Keep Ya Fingers Crossed I Dont Get The Rona.. Hopefully, Boris Will Let Me Back In England In Two Weeks!!