As you all know here at Jammy Toast we are keen Tranmere Rovers fans. We have followed them since the great days of Johnny King and even the two season consecutive promotions we have enjoyed during the last two years. Unfortunately, we are now in trouble. So far we have only won five games this season, drawn six and lost twelve. This leaves the club firmly rooted in the relegation zone of Division One and even a win today – unless it is by seven goals – will not lift the team out of trouble. Following two consecutive promotions we didn’t really expect to set the league alight but we were hoping for a solid mid-table finish. So we are asking for your help.
Jammy Toast woke to some very sad news on Thursday morning. Former England Test cricketer Bob Willis had died following a prolonged battle with cancer, he was 70. We will always remember Bob for his 8-43 at Headingley in 1981 to help England to the famous Ashes series win over the old enemy, Australia. He went on to take 325 wickets in 90 Tests from 1971 to 1984 and captained England in 18 Tests and 29 one-day internationals before his retirement from all forms of cricket in 1984. He subsequently worked as a summariser on BBC TV before joining Sky Sports as a commentator in 1991. He continued to work for Sky and was part of their coverage of this summer’s Ashes series.
Jammy Toast was delighted to hear this morning that one of our heroes has been knighted in Theresa May’s resignation honours list – probably one of the only decisions she has made that we have agreed with. Needless to say it has been met with a backlash because of his conviction for domestic violence in a French court. Personally, I never did believe his then girlfriend at the time of the conviction in 1998. This is a man who used to hit cricket balls out of cricket grounds. To do that you need to have strong arms and brilliant timing to achieve that goal. If he had have punched his girlfriend repeatedly in the face, someone with his power would have nearly killed her and not given her the small amount of bruising she received – according to Boycs – as a result of an accidental fall. It is just a shame that on a day when he has been honoured all this garbage has been brought to the fore again.
There was Ian Botham in 1981, then Andrew Flintoff in 2005. Now you can add Ben Stokes in 2019 following his batting performance at Headingley yesterday. Of course, Botham and Flintoff will always be remembered for their exploits against the old cricketing enemy but for Stokes yesterday was an encore to his first career-defining performance in the World Cup final just six weeks ago. Some people only get one chance to play the innings of a lifetime, Stokes has now done it twice in only a few weeks. For England, the gap between two of the most unbelievable victories in their history might only have been a month and a half, but it was also pale blue kit to white, London to Leeds and Sweet Caroline to the wall of noise from the Western Terrace where the Barmy Army had gone from total despair to saluting the most incredible of victories.
Luckily the Jammy Toast Centre is built on a secluded island in the middle of Birkenhead Park with no neighbours nearby. This is probably just as well after we watched England beat New Zealand to win the men’s World Cup of Cricket for the very first time yesterday, after one of the most amazing games of cricket ever played was drawn… twice! The noise around Jammy Toast was filled with screams of frustration and hope as the game swung one way and then the other. Unbelievably, in an emotional and electric atmosphere at Lord’s, both sides scored 241 runs from their 50 overs and were level on 15 apiece when they batted for an extra over apiece. It meant England were crowned World Champions by virtue of having scored more boundaries – 26 to New Zealand’s 17 – during the match.
Gordon Banks, England’s World Cup-winning goalkeeper has died aged 81. A real hero to everyone here at Jammy Toast and regarded as one of the game’s greatest goalies, Banks was named FIFA goalkeeper of the year six times and earned 73 caps for England. He is perhaps best known for his wonder save from Pele during the 1970 World Cup against Brazil. Born in Sheffield, he won the League Cup with Stoke and Leicester, before retiring in 1973. “It is with great sadness that we announce that Gordon passed away peacefully overnight,” his family said. “We are devastated to lose him but we have so many happy memories and could not have been more proud of him.”
Hi everyone, Happy New Year and I hope you had a fabulous festive season. I am pleased to announce that I will be staying on at Jammy Toast and will not be transferred over to the Renault Bears website – they couldn’t afford the transfer fee. Back to football; Tranmere lost ground in the promotion race on Tuesday after failing to make their superiority pay in a 1-1 draw at Macclesfield. The first half was dominated by Tranmere who will be kicking themselves at only scoring once and conceding nine minutes later from Macclesfield’s first real attack.