Lost Ted Set To Work In The Laundry

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As we all know here at Jammy Toast, teddy bears can be quite adventurous and have been known to wander off from time to time. Unfortunately, this has proven catastrophic for one teddy bear who has gone off on his own for a walk and got lost. Although he may not have travelled as far as Paddington did from Peru, he has still ended up a long way from home. The teddy bear was in hospital with his owner when he decided to do a little investigating and unfortunately ended up at Abertawe Bro Morgannwg Health Board’s laundry department in Llansamlet, Swansea.

Return Of The Bears

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The Bears have decided to open their old website up again for anyone who wishes to visit them. The site is so any of the bears can post whatever they want which they either can’t post here on Jammy Toast or which they just want to share with anyone. The site will not be posted to every day but only when one of the bears feels they have something to say. Apparently I am banned from the bear’s website and they are responsible for running it themselves – that’s gratitude for you. If anyone feels like visiting them just click on the link above.

Elson Bear Arrives

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It was only a couple of weeks ago that I mentioned we had not found a new bear since January. Then, in the space of a couple of weeks, we found two pretty close together. Now, only a week after our last new friend arrived, we have another bear here at Jammy Toast. Unfortunately, he was surplus to requirements at his former home although we are not quite sure of the circumstances. After arriving this morning he has spent most of the day sitting with Razzi watching the telly and seems to be settling in nicely.

The Second Bus Arrives

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You know the old saying that you wait an hour for a bus and then two come along together – well it appears the same is so with Renault Bears. We haven’t had a new bear here at Jammy Toast since January, then last week Mike Teavee came to join us and now today we have another bear knocking on the door. He is actually an old friend of Efron; the “scruffy” bear who arrived here from Wellingborough back in 2009. Luckily this bear hasn’t been treated as badly as Efron was when he first arrived.

Mike Teavee

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Iwas off work today so had my day planned out to be a nice lazy one. A lie in followed by catching up on some telly on my sky box which is slowly filling up with programmes which I record but don’t seem to find the time to watch. Well today I would make up for that lying on the couch, feet up and trying not to snooze during the vital bits of the programmes. However, all this was shattered when there came a knock on the door and there stood the postman with a parcel in his hand. This could mean only one thing – the new bear we were expecting had arrived.

Why No New Bears?

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Iwas asked yesterday why we haven’t had any new bears for quite some time and I realised that it has, in fact, been quite a while. The last time we had a new arrival here at Jammy Toast was back in January. There are a few reasons for this but mainly it is a result of our own success. When we started saving bears on eBay, for example, we quite often only had to pay 99p for a bear plus a couple of quid for postage. Then suddenly, people began to realise that someone was buying up all the Renault Bears and the prices shot through the roof. You cannot get a Renault Bear on eBay now for less than a tenner and they sell like hot cakes.

Razzi’s Pad

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Those of you who pop over to the Bear’s own website at Renault Bears may know that Razzi caused a bit of stir yesterday by posting a topless picture of his heroine Mena Suvari. This is his third post on the subject of Mena and we are all beginning to think he is obsessed. We have had suggestions that he is a little stalker and even that Mena needs to get a restraining order from Judge Judy to keep the pesky little guy at bay. Razzi just laughs and says that the actress would love him as a stalker.