Change Of Plan

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Here at Jammy Toast we are not the most decisive of planners. We often find that the grass is greener on the other side after we have completed a task. As soon as we change something, we regret it and wish we had left things alone; or we leave things alone and then wish we had changed them – we are always doing it. It is a bit of a family trait too because Chimpton can’t plan anything to save her life. If you make a plan with her, ten minutes later you get a text changing the plan. Back in January we decided to split Jammy Toast in half – all posts after September 2015 where here on Jammy Toast and all posts prior to that date were available over on Classic Toast, our other site. Now we wish we hadn’t bothered because we are always running back and forth trying to find something. Is it on this site or over on the archive site? Everything feels truncated! So we have decided to put everything back to the way it was.

Overnight we have been burning the midnight oil gluing the two halves back together again. For once, everything seems to have run smoothly but don’t hold your breath just yet. We are currently checking things to make sure everything is working but when you have 4,567 posts to check, it does take a little time. We have found one or two old videos which are not playing correctly (or even at all) and Edward is working on sorting that out.

Feel free to have a look around Jammy Toast and if you spot anything you think is not working as planned then drop us a message – we are always happy of the help.

Classic Toast is still up and running at the moment but we are thinking of plans for that site also. One idea is to repost “Classic” Jammy Toast posts from the past and maybe improve on them. We started blogging back in 2006 and I would like to think we have got better at it over the years. So maybe we could redo some of the older posts now that we are more proficient at blogging rather than just reposting them. That is just one idea, if you have any ideas then let us know.

Finally, if we do find anything broken here on Jammy Toast we will try our best to fix it without taking the site offline. If, however, you visit us and find that annoying messaging saying we are down for Maintenance then we will endeavour to get back online as quickly as possible.

Thanks for your patience and hopefully we will now be happy with things… for once!

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The Bearkeeper

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

60 Comments on “Change Of Plan”

  1. The government advises only going out for essential items. Our store remains open as we sell PPE, among many other things. Don’t worry Janice, I’m quite happy risking my health so that you can buy gloss for your woodwork so you’ve got something to do during your self isolation. You should absolutely bring your kids in too, they can get infected by old Roderick in the corner coughing all over the shop because he believes this is all a government hoax.

  2. I’m listening to Kenny Rogers all day. Nobody say one word to me. Just leave me alone.

    …and I thought you could have at least paid a tribute to the man on here.

  3. It’s a lovely day. Fretful times but I hope the onset of Spring might lift people’s spirits a little. Mother Nature is working hard and the birds and squirrels around the school are busy nesting. I’m keeping a close eye on everything.

  4. Cant go the gym but can go the Asda which looks like the run up to Christmas. Everyone touching trolleys, baskets, stood right behind each other in the Q. Doesn’t make sense!

  5. How are you meant to keep positive right now? I don’t think I’ve ever felt so low in my life and I’ve been in some bad ways. I just want life to be back to normal.

  6. In light of the disgraceful actions of Phillip Green to sack all of his staff so they can’t get the wage bail out, My daughter and all of her friends have said they will never shop in Top Shop again.

    Let them remain shut!!

  7. I went to someone’s family party recently and a couple of people who follow me on Facebook and Twitter were at the party. Apparently after it people were saying “she acts nothing like she does online does she?” Wtf you want me to do? Start shouting BALD at ye grandad?

  8. Yes my Dad is right, I’m terrible at making plans or decisions — absolute crap! I think Dad actually waits now for my 2nd or 3rd text before anything is finalised :roflao:

  9. It’s a terrible price to pay just for being a stupid bellwhiff, in a country full of them, but there are people who went out on a final bender last night who will die for their foolishness.

  10. Dear Diary

    The instructor on my online workout class said “it’s like you’ve been punched in the stomach!” during abs. Then she told everyone to smile because it will make it easier.

    I lay down for the latter half of class.


  11. Looking very calm, very dignified, with his legs in the air, came Eeyore from beneath the bridge.
    “It’s Eeyore!” cried Roo, terribly excited.
    “Is that so?” said Eeyore, getting caught up by a little eddy, and turning slowly round three times.

  12. There’s something about Red Fred that makes me want to be friends with him. We both have relationship problems so we’ve got something in common. Only problem is that ET chases me away if I try to go on their plot. Some girls are so bossy. (Don’t tell Dorothy I said that.)

  13. Rolf report 22 March

    There’s no greater pleasure for us cats than a warm, comfortable bed. I’ve trained my American human to turn on the electric blanket when he sees me sleeping on my favourite human bed. He says it’s worth it to keep me quiet for a few hours. Stay safe.

    Rolf x

  14. I have been in bed since about 11:30am yesterday. I don’t know if I’ve run myself down being upset and panicking or it’s actually the Cov. Everything hurts. The prospect of having to tell work is even worse though!

  15. Alfie Boe called me yesterday and said “Hi Rick, we’re being told to check up on the frail, vulnerable and elderly, so just calling to see how you are mate!!”

  16. Something has clicked, streets deserted. Half expecting Charlton Heston to leg it past any minute. Pursued by very angry but surprisingly articulate apes.

  17. Decided to finally tackle the pile of stuff I’ve had in the corner of my bedroom for the last 2 years. Can’t believe I put it off for so long. Only took 45 minutes to look through the boxes, lose the will to live, take a break, then pile it back up again in a different corner

  18. Just saw a post on Facebook with 3 girls their mam passed away it’s her first Mother’s Day away from home they always celebrated with their nan. So they’ve only went to her house (garden) with their mams photo and sang I just called to say I love you the nan is Crying in the window she can’t touch them they can’t hug her it’s her daughters first Mother’s Day away from home I’ve sobbed uncontrollably and YOU SELFISH bastards not protecting your families and friends because the pubs more important we’ll fuck you!! FUCK FUCKING YOU!!

    Get indoors.

  19. My husband has already started the insanely hot foreplay of making honking sounds as he grabs my boobs the second kids leave the room, but nice try Pornhub.

  20. People will be moaning tomorrow when more stringent isolation measures come in and gives us less free movement outside our homes but people can’t act sensible, they have this every man for themselves selfish attitude and will be the first to complain.

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