Dad Put Off His Fish And Chips By Dogging

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Here at Jammy Toast we were shocked to learn this week that an angry Wirral resident is boycotting two local beauty spots because Doggers are putting him off his fish and chips. The Wallasey man has witnessed public masturbation and people “bent over car bonnets” at two Wirral locations. Explaining that dozens of people could be seen regularly taking part in dogging activities, the resident, who did not want to be named, said: “It’s going on 24 hours a day. We used to take the dogs there but we’ve had to stop. People on car bonnets, bent over, going off with each other, using their apps and what not. Flashing their lights at each other. We’ve been down there eating our fish and chips and there are people performing sex acts at their windows. You get threats and all sorts.”

He said the dogging behaviour was taking place at the Gunsite Car Park at North Wirral Coastal Park in Leasowe and Bayview Drive Car Park in New Brighton. The resident, who has lived on the Wirral all his life, said the problem has been ongoing for “years and years”, and that he stopped visiting the sites with his family because of it.

He maintains he’s spoken to plenty of other residents who are in agreement it’s a “widespread problem”, adding: “It’s disgusting. It shouldn’t be allowed to happen, especially in the day time with people on the beach and children around. Something needs to be done about it. We won’t take the children down there anymore. On any given day, there will be dozens and dozens of them.”

A local source said the problem had been ongoing for “as long as I can remember”, while another official said the sites have been advertised on dogging websites for a “number of years”.

Merseyside Police Inspector Paul Harrison said he was aware of a recent incident on Bayview Drive, which overlooks the beach and Irish Sea – reported to the force in February. He said: “In order to deter this activity we have enlisted the support of our partners including the local council as well as Armistead. Following this, if warnings are not adhered to and this activity continues to raise concerns within the community, then we may take further action. We’ll continue to patrol the area and would encourage anyone who is concerned or notices any suspicious behaviour to report this to us so that we can understand the scale of this current issue and address it accordingly.”

The two sites are owned by Wirral Council and a local authority spokeswoman said: “If residents witness anti-social behaviour, we would urge them to report it to the police as soon as possible.”

Here at Jammy Toast we always try to be fair and so tried to get the other side of the story from a prominent Wirral Dogger, unfortunately Chimpton was unavailable for comment!

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41 Comments on “Dad Put Off His Fish And Chips By Dogging”

  1. My father used to go dogging all the time. I made a bad mistake once and asked why there was a yellow duster in the side door of the car. Erm don’t touch that, we use it when erm we get frisky in the car. :vomit: I was nearly sick. He was always around the dogging sites in New Brighton. DIRTY!

    I may of been there once or twice but that was shagger’s car park I visited :wink: not the DIRTY Dad dogging sites!

  2. I got up this morning with the good intentions of going for a really long walk but as it was pouring with rain decided it wasn’t a great idea, Then we discovered George was missing & so guess what? I’m about to have that walk in the rain after all in order to try and find him!

  3. i’d love to boot that katie hopkins in the miff you know. sick of seeing the horse faced, husband shagging in a field, bigoted old witch spouting shite to boost the paypal link in her bio. she needs to shave her teeth as well the ming.

    1. having to deal with the realisation shes a raging tory though. she goes absolutely bezerk when she sees people in wheelchairs and mobility scooters. id appreciate some privacy at this awful time. thank you x

  4. Lord, grant me the confidence of David Davis, who keeps opining about how to deliver Brexit, despite having spectacularly failed at his last job of *checks notes* delivering Brexit.

  5. Sometimes I don’t want to leave a kiss to someone but i also don’t wanna look like I’ve got a cob on. So I leave a c instead. Asif they was meant to get a kiss but I pressed the wrong button. I didn’t leave them a kiss an they don’t know I’ve got a cob on everyone’s a winner. C

  6. just seen someone say that men twitch in their sleep because all the lies they keep inside are trying to get out and because they’re shagging that girl they keep telling you not worry about. hehehe

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