We Never Really Named Him.. He Was Just A Dog Called “Dogg”.. So Lyk That Was His Name It Wasnt Me Doin Me Two Letter Thingy.. I First Got Dogg When I Woz A Baby && He Woz Always Wif Me.. One Day When I Was Little, We Took Him To Me Auntys Flat && She Had Cats.. Dogg Chased The Cat && The Cat Jumped Off Lyk The 5th Floor Window.. So Dogg Decided To Do It Too && Cut His Littlee Foot Thingy.. We Had To Take Him The Vet && Get Him Stitched Up && Tha..
I Used To Get Out Of Classes When He Followed Me To School && I Pretended I Had To Take Him Back Home In The School Bus Thing.. Then After School I Would Get Out && He Would Be Waitin Outside Me Front Door For Me && It Didnt Matter Who Was At Ours He Wouldnt Go Inside Until I Was There..
When He Got A Bit Older He Used To Go Off On His Missions.. He Usta Be Everywere .. Once He Followed Me The Towny, So We Went Shoppin && Tha.. When He Woz Owt && Got Hungry He Wud Go See Pat Who Works In The Chippy && She Wud Give Him Some Scran.. Everyone Knew Him Everywhere && Once When He Woz Sick Some Old Woman Who Lives On My Street Was Nearly Cryin Askin Me If He Was Ok Coz She Hadnt Seen Him Lately..
He Used To Go For Miles On His Big Missions Bt We Never Really Knew Where He Would Go.. Once I Was Goin To Jessicas House Who Lived The Other Side Of Kirkby Durin The School Holidays.. When I Was Goin Dogg Started Followin Me So I Thought I Would Take Him With Me Cos He Had Never Been To Jessicas Before.. As I Was Walkin Up Jessicas Road This Woman Come Out && Asked If He Was My Dog.. I Told Her He Was && She Asked His Name.. I Told Her && She Said That He Was Always Round The Estate && She Never Knew His Name To Call Him.. I Was Thinkin Lyk How The F*ck Did She Know Him This Was Miles Away From Ours.. Jessica Knew Dogg From When She Used To Come To Ours && I Told Her About The Woman && She Said, “Oh Yea, Hes Always Round Here..”
God Knows Where Else He Used To Go Cos It Seemed Lyk Everyone Knew Him!!
Bt He Got Old && I Knew He Woz Gonna Die && I Was Dreadin It.. He Was A Great Dog && He Used To Always Run Ova To Me When I Was Upset && Cuddle Into Me!! Wish He Cud Do It Now!! We Wanted To Get Him Cremated When He First Went The Vet To Stop Him Sufferin Bt They Wudnt Put Him Down.. I Was Prepared For It Then!! We Wanted The Ashes In The House Though..
I Had To Tell Dot && Was Dreadin Tellin Pat From The Chippy..
I Miss His Little Barks The Most!! While I Am Writin This I Keep Lookin Out Me Bedroom Window Into The Back Garden Where Hes Buried.. I Told Davidd That I Needed One Of Them Pet Cemetery Things && He Said Thats Not A Good Idea Cos When The Animals Come Back To Life They Are Bad Bt I Know Dogg Could Never Be Evil!!
Love You && Miss You Always, Dogg!!
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