Dogg

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ISuddenly Realised Last Week When I Was Tellin Yas The Story Of How I Met Lorah, That I Never Told Yas About Dogg.. In The Lorah Story I Told Ya That He Was Waitin Outside The School For Me To Come Out && Lorah Was Strokin Him.. Well Thats What He Used To Do Every Day.. Ya Could Never Keep Him In The House At Home, He Always Used To Get Out.. Me Mum Used To Call Him A Street Dog Cos He Knew How To Look After Himself On The Streets.. He Used To Go Off On These Missions All Over The Gaff Bt He Would Always Finish Up At The School Waitin For Me To Come Out..

We Never Really Named Him.. He Was Just A Dog Called “Dogg”.. So Lyk That Was His Name It Wasnt Me Doin Me Two Letter Thingy.. I First Got Dogg When I Woz A Baby && He Woz Always Wif Me.. One Day When I Was Little, We Took Him To Me Auntys Flat && She Had Cats.. Dogg Chased The Cat && The Cat Jumped Off Lyk The 5th Floor Window.. So Dogg Decided To Do It Too && Cut His Littlee Foot Thingy.. We Had To Take Him The Vet && Get Him Stitched Up && Tha..

I Used To Get Out Of Classes When He Followed Me To School && I Pretended I Had To Take Him Back Home In The School Bus Thing.. Then After School I Would Get Out && He Would Be Waitin Outside Me Front Door For Me && It Didnt Matter Who Was At Ours He Wouldnt Go Inside Until I Was There..

When He Got A Bit Older He Used To Go Off On His Missions.. He Usta Be Everywere .. Once He Followed Me The Towny, So We Went Shoppin && Tha.. When He Woz Owt && Got Hungry He Wud Go See Pat Who Works In The Chippy && She Wud Give Him Some Scran.. Everyone Knew Him Everywhere && Once When He Woz Sick Some Old Woman Who Lives On My Street Was Nearly Cryin Askin Me If He Was Ok Coz She Hadnt Seen Him Lately..

He Used To Go For Miles On His Big Missions Bt We Never Really Knew Where He Would Go.. Once I Was Goin To Jessicas House Who Lived The Other Side Of Kirkby Durin The School Holidays.. When I Was Goin Dogg Started Followin Me So I Thought I Would Take Him With Me Cos He Had Never Been To Jessicas Before.. As I Was Walkin Up Jessicas Road This Woman Come Out && Asked If He Was My Dog.. I Told Her He Was && She Asked His Name.. I Told Her && She Said That He Was Always Round The Estate && She Never Knew His Name To Call Him.. I Was Thinkin Lyk How The F*ck Did She Know Him This Was Miles Away From Ours.. Jessica Knew Dogg From When She Used To Come To Ours && I Told Her About The Woman && She Said, “Oh Yea, Hes Always Round Here..”

God Knows Where Else He Used To Go Cos It Seemed Lyk Everyone Knew Him!!

Bt He Got Old && I Knew He Woz Gonna Die && I Was Dreadin It.. He Was A Great Dog && He Used To Always Run Ova To Me When I Was Upset && Cuddle Into Me!! Wish He Cud Do It Now!! We Wanted To Get Him Cremated When He First Went The Vet To Stop Him Sufferin Bt They Wudnt Put Him Down.. I Was Prepared For It Then!! We Wanted The Ashes In The House Though..

I Had To Tell Dot && Was Dreadin Tellin Pat From The Chippy..

I Miss His Little Barks The Most!! While I Am Writin This I Keep Lookin Out Me Bedroom Window Into The Back Garden Where Hes Buried.. I Told Davidd That I Needed One Of Them Pet Cemetery Things && He Said Thats Not A Good Idea Cos When The Animals Come Back To Life They Are Bad Bt I Know Dogg Could Never Be Evil!!

Love You && Miss You Always, Dogg!!

Traa xx

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Andreaa Kurby

I Am Andreaa && I Am Havin A Boss Time Ere Writin On The Blog && Tha.. I Feel Proper Ashamed, The F*ckin State Of It.. Davidd Told Me If Ya Hav A Blog All Ya Have To Do Is Write Little Stories Abowt Ya Life Bt I Said No, I Cant Write Nothin.. I Neva Evn Passed Me GCSE English.. Bt He Bullies Me Yerno, So Me Stories Are Usually Shit..


54 Comments on “Dogg”

  1. It used to be the thing years ago that dogs just went off on their little ‘missions’. Doesn’t seem to be the thing these days which is probably because of the number of cars on the roads.

  2. I see Thalidomide is trending… the antivaxxers and the covidiots think that it’s a useful example to use in the propagation of their bullshit.

    Erm… No it fucking isn’t!

  3. Boris thinks he has spoken to Joe Biden on the phone. No he hasn’t, he called the wrong number and in fact congratulated Jay Boden, a landscape gardener from Philadelphia…

  4. Turns out that our panel took shots from a start up company called Pzifer and not the pharmaceutical giant Pfizer. No idea what happens next but it doesn’t look good does it?

  5. So old people get the vaccine and get to go back the football first. The Johnny King Stand will be rocking. I say rockin, they will be rattling their tobacco tins in between moans!

  6. Read a sign the other day that said “Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling.” I have lived in my house for over 10 years now but I still call my mum’s house home.

  7. Rolf report 11 Nov

    Many myths & legends about me have grown up on campus. Here’s two: 1) You only truly become a Warwick student once you’ve met me on campus; 2) I’m a lucky cat – meeting me is a sign you’ll do well in your assessment or exam. I can’t possibly comment.

    Rolf x

  8. Welcome to Whiskers Wednesday and why not Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.

  9. They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the morning
    We will remember them.

  10. In March Justine Boussard and Alice McLean contacted my human. They had heard about our campaign to save the allotments and they wanted to make something special to remember it with. They asked if our plot holders would like to help design a ‘token’. My human was delighted. So a small group of humans met with Justine and Alice on Zoom (don’t ask me what that is, I have no idea). The token was going to be made in brass and would tell a bit about the campaign story. The humans gave their ideas about what it should look like. My human suggested the shape of a pumpkin seed, other humans gave ideas for drawings and text and Alice put them all together and made this beautiful design.

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    The finished tokens were posted to my human and on Sunday and she gave them out to the group who had designed them. We are so proud that our campaign to save our allotments has been recognised in this special way. As a cat, I am especially proud that we are mentioned on the token. My human said it made her feel emotional to think that the token would be a permanent reminder.

    Alice and Justine were commissioned by Craftspace Birmingham to produce a new token for We Are Commoners. You can read all about it here:

    https://t.co/nKIFVMqVMi?amp=1

    I think this is the longest comment I have ever left. I am so pleased that we were chosen for the token and I wanted to share my excitement with all of you. My human says that the campaign is definitely part of history now.

    She’s weird.

  11. The Duke of Edinburgh called Boris Johnson yesterday pretending to be President Elect Biden. He was so thrilled, we didn’t have the heart to tell him it was a joke. Thankfully the real Mr Biden agreed to say it was him.

  12. Digging drains out no longer give me the kicks they used to. I’m worn out. Fabulous 53 year old company directors shouldn’t be down a trench full of shite connecting pipe work up. I should be on the golf course or taking the secretary for lunch.

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