This Carried On For Ages && Then When The Winter Came He Started Comin Into The Kitchen For His Salmon.. He Had His Own Bowls By This Time.. One For His Salmon && One For His Milk.. He Would Eat When He Wanted && Then Leg It.. As The Weeks Moved On He Started Hangin Round More.. He Would Have His Eats && Then Hang Round For Some Attention.. He Was Lyk A Smokey Colour With Orange Coloured Eyes; Me && Me Mum Called Him Dusty.. Eventually He Stated Comin In The Front Room With Us && Watchin The Soaps, He Loved Bein Tickled && Stroked.. I Read Somewhere That You Pick Ur Dog Bt A Cat Picks You && Thats How It Was With Dusty.. He Just Turned Up One Day && Slowly Moved In..
He Got To Know Me Sisters && People Who Regularly Called At The House && They Always Asked How Dusty Was When I Saw Them.. He Loved Lyin On The Couch At Night && Me Mum Bought Him A Bed So He Could Stay In When We Went To Bed && Sleep In His Own Bed.. He Would Curl Up In It Sometimes For A Sleep If There Was Nothin On The Telly Bt He Didnt Really Lyk Stayin In All Night.. When It Was Bedtime He Would Always Go Out && Disappeared Until The Next Night.. Then One Night I Went To Bed Early Cos I Was Knackered && He Followed Me Upstairs.. I Was Sure He Just Wanted To Know Where I Was Goin Bt When He Saw Me Get In Bed He Climbed In With Me.. That Was It, He Now Slept With Me Every Night Curled Up On The Pillow Next To Me..
Then He Disappeared For A Couple Of Days && I Was Beginnin To Get Worried When He Reappeared With Some Damage To His Head.. He Had Obviously Been In A Fight With Something.. Dog, Cat, Fox, Who Knows What It Was Bt He Wasnt Very Well.. I Took Him The Vet && They Reckoned He Had An Infection In One Of The Cuts On His Head.. They Sewed Him Up && Gave Him Some Antibiotics To Clear Up The Infection && He Was Fine.. I Think It Scared Him Though Cos He Stayed At Ours For A Few Days Without Goin Outside.. He Soon Got His Confidence Back Though && Was Soon Back To His Usual Self..
He Turned Up Every Night Around Teatime, Ate His Salmon && Then Watched The Soaps.. He Would Then Either Come To Bed With Me Or Go Out For The Night && Return At Teatime The Next Night.. That Was His Daily Routine && He Never Varied It Except For The One Time He Got Hurt In The Fight.. It Carried On Lyk This For A Couple Of Years.. Dusty Became Part Of The Family.. He Had His Own Blanket On The Couch With Cat Paws On It..
Then He Disappeared Again..
At First We Thought He Had Been In The Wars Again && Would Return In A Couple Of Days Time Needin Sewin Up Again — Bt He Didnt.. The Days Become Weeks && We Never Heard Frm Him.. We Started Askin Around The Neighbours && Everyone Had Seen Him Bt Not Recently.. No One Knew Where He Was.. We Made Posters && Put Them Up Around The Estate Sayin We Had Lost A Cat..
One Day, Some Guy Frm Up The Road Come Knockin On The Door && Asked If The Cat We Lost Was Steve’s Cat.. I Was Lyk, “Who The Hell Is Steve??” He Explained That Steve Lived On The Corner Of Our Road Next Door To This Guy Who Was Knockin On Our Door && He Had A Cat Who Looked Just Lyk The Photo On The Poster; Our Dusty.. Except Steve Had Moved!! He No Longer Lived On The Corner, He Had Moved To Leyland To Be Nearer Work && He Had Obviously Taken Dusty With Him.. To Make It Worse, This Guy Didnt Have The Address Where He Had Moved To Or His Phone Number.. We Had No Way Of Gettin In Touch With Him..
I Drove Past The House On The Way To Work && There Was A “SOLD BY” Sign On The House.. I Rang The Estate Agents && Explain What Had Happened && Could They Give Me Steve’s Number.. They Said They Couldnt Bt They Would Give Him My Number && He Could Get In Touch With Me.. && So He Did.. Steve Rang Me && Said That “Doran” Was A British Shorthair, He Had Bought Him Frm The Breeder && It Was Definately His Cat.. I Told Him I Wasnt Tryin To Make Trouble, I Didnt Want The Cat Back If He Was His Cat, I Just Really Wanted To Know That He Was Okay.. I Also Explained That He Had Been Livin With Us For The Last Couple Of Years, Had His Own Bed At Ours.. Steve Explained That He Worked Nights Which Was Why He Was Probably Lookin For Attention In The Evenings Bt That He Had A Cat Flap && Could Get Back Inside Whenever He Wanted..
I Was Happy That Dusty/Doran Was Alright Bt Couldnt Help Bt Feel He Had Used Me, The Little Git..
Think I Will Stick To Dogs In The Future..
Traa xx


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64 Comments on “Dusty The Cat”
We don’t own cats, they own us!
That cat is gorgeous.
The cheeky git. He was lonely at night with his owner working so you came in handy.
Only the Egyptians treated them how they thought they should be treated. As gods!
That cat is so cheeky.
Cats are opportunistic animals. I adopted a stray cat, too, and after about a year when I took him to the vet, it turns out he had a microchip and he lived about 1,000 feet away from me, the little stinker. The vet turned him over to his owner, and the next day the cat was back. The original owner would come around and collect the cat, but fortunately for me, he had two pitbulls that the cat disliked and eventually the owner stopped coming around. That was three years ago. I guess he’s here for good.
I would of sent him the vet bill.
Dogs can only sit back and learn from Dusty.
The height of cheekiness!
My kids got a shit list and I feel really sorry for everyone that’s made it on there because that kid can hold a grudge like nobody I’ve ever known.
How are you Razzbox? Hope you’ve had a nice day!!
Praying we go on a lockdown!
If we do I will be so made up yeno hahahaha I don’t wanna go back to uni cos I hate everyone x
Your resolutions can be as small as you need them to be.
UK CAT ADVISORY: I’m sorry to report that humans will again be spending more time in your homes. Our advice is to make the most of their presence by requesting additional treats and maybe a second lunch.
Dear Boris Johnson
I reckon I can improve your record on making the right choices by about 100% and I am a Fucking Pigeon.
Love from Jon (Pigeon)
Boris just announced that he’s failed Dry January…
Watching this bloke walk round a gaff in st Lucia on a place in the sun for the 2nd time in 2 days, n I hate him even more today, why is it always the bell ends who are loaded.
I’ve actually lost count on what lockdown we are on now!
Taxi for Joey Barton…
This covid episode of casualty is powerful Christ!
Listen I don’t know who this cyberpunk 2077 fella is but he sounds like a bad bastard and should be stopped.
Business is closed and won’t get any help financially from the government AGAIN… Gonna need 10 pay pigs at this rate.
If we’re getting lashed back into lockdown I’m buying a shit ton of Lego!
Here is the latest Coronavirus statement.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCKING
FUCKETY
FUCK
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
Does the government want to tell me why uni students still have to pay 9k for zoom calls?
Fuckin hell. Great start to 2021.
One day at school for those poor kids! All those infections that will have happened today leading to deaths in the community. There’s nothing they’ve found out today that they didn’t know last week. Government is not working for us, it’s working against us.
Fat Tory cunt!!
Mr Johnson, can one travel to Barnard Castle if one is concerned about getting a babysitter or for an eye test? Asking for a friend.
My granny explains things better than the government and she’s fucking dead.
You have to hand it to Dusty, smart as fuck that cat!!
I’m not sure I have enough Lynx Africa to get me through Lockdown 3…
Is it 2022 yet?
Had the vaccine today and no side effects.
Clap for Bill Gates 8pm on Wednesday.
Need a reckoner… whos got this covid’s number then?
Klopp Out!!
Facebooks empty, they are all outside The Asda queuing for bog roll.
I drove all night crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?
I drove all niiiiggght…
“What I like doing best is Nothing,” said Christopher Robin.
“How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh, after he had wondered for a long time.
“It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.”
“Oh!” said Pooh.
Taaaaa-daaaaaaa it’s Tuna Tuesday!!! Another of my favourite days of the week.
Rolf report 5 Jan
Ever since my human put my “Rolf’s Kingdom” sign on top of the tall bookcase, I’ve been hanging out there much more, viewing the outside world. I can monitor the squirrels & birds in the trees & the neighbourhood terror cat if he trespasses in my garden.
Rolf x
Breakfast was served and it wasn’t to my liking so I’m being a menace apparently.
The amount of cars I can see from my bed . There is no fucking lockdown!!
My human told me that many of you say nice things about ET’s tail so Kate made a little film of her going into the shed. It’s not only her tail that’s special, her voice is too. My human says she’s a ‘chatterbox’ but I’ve never heard that word before, have you?
Good morning and welcome to Lockdown Day 8735. The toilet paper wars start at 10, children will invade your zoom call every five minutes from 11, Tiger King will be broadcast at 3, and the nine billionth virtual quiz starts at 8 – it’s all about celery this time so get revising.
If anyone’s doing eyelashes I’ll pay fucking triple!
Alexa, skip to 2025.
Imagine teaching yourself a degree while also homeschooling a kid and being this fkn sexy. How will I manage it all?
Hope all the cunts currently in Dubai swerving this lockdown get the shits.
I’ve got a 7yo colleague joining me today. It’ll be fine. Everything will be fine.
Take ye deckies down ye scruffy twats!!!
First person to post a picture of their banana bread gets blocked.
I am now the proud owner of a 20 year old son. Love you loads, Mike. Xx
Imagine if he bans alcohol there’ll be riots!
Is Pfizer OK?
Why am I in tears over a TV show pls?
Having nothing to leave as a comment has never stopped me before.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON?
If he bans Hobnobs I’ll be ready to kill.
Let me guess – schools are now unsafe even when empty so have to be demolished?
My kid just got a positive for covid so I guess we all have it? No symptoms at all just got him tested cos his dad has it, should I be scared?
The baby is running round the house shouting “BORIS IS STUPID” and my other child has just taken delivery of a cardboard cut out of Danny fucking Devito for some reason. ITS ONLY DAY ONE OF LOCKDOWN!!
I picked the wrong time to give up alcohol and go on a low carb diet didn’t I?
Doesn’t half make me cringe when people call Boris Johnson “Bojo” pack it in!
I’ve been in 20’s room. There were about a dozen cables plugged in that didn’t appear to do anything so I turned them all off in case you’re wondering why your screen just went blank.