Goodbye 2020 && Good Riddance

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Normally, At The End Of The Year Davidd Or Razzi Writes A “Review Of The Year”, Talkin About All The People Who Have Died That Year && All The Things That Have Happened; Good && Bad.. When He Told Me He Was Goin To Do That This Year, I Said To Forget It, Cos Everyone Is Totally Fed Up Of 2020.. The Whole Year Was Just Shite && Too Many People Have Died.. We Dont Want To Look Back At Them All Dyin, We Want To Look Forward At Some Of The Good Stuff That Is Meant To Be Comin.. Everyone Has Even Been Told To Keep Their Arses In The House On New Years Eve Cos Covid Loves A Big Crowd.. About 20 Million More People In England Have Been Forced To Stay At Home After They Were Pushed Up To Tier 4 At Midnight Last Night.. They Are Joinin Over 20 Million Who Are Already In The Top Tier Where Ya Not Even Allowed To Go Into Someone Else’s House.. The Mad Bit Is That Those 40 Million People Are Not Allowed To Mix With Anyone Else Bt All The Kids Have To Go Back To School On Monday && Mix To Their Hearts Content Lyk.. Its Just Stupid..

Sometimes Ya Should Listen To Davidd Cos He Does Make Sense (Only Sometimes, Though).. So Far About Half-A-Million People Have Been Vaccinated Against The Rona In The Ten Days They Have Been Injectin People.. As Davidd Says, At That Rate It Is About 50,000 A Day Bein Vaccinated.. There Are About Sixty Million People In This Country Which Means It Will Take 1,200 Days To Vaccinate The Whole Country Once.. To Complete The Second Vaccination They Say Is Required, Will Take Another 1,200 Days Which Means 2,400 Days Or Over Six && A-Half Years To Inoculate Everyone.. No Wonder Boris Johnson Said He Didnt Want To Talk About Numbers On The News Last Night..

He Was Then Informed That To Get Everyone Vaccinated By Easter, Two Million People A Day Would Need To Be Inoculated With The Two Jabs That Have Now Been Approved.. Boris Still Refused To Agree To These Numbers.. It Is Not Even Known If These Two Vaccines Will Work Against The New Covid-19 Variant && Its Probably Goin To Take Another Two Weeks Before They Even Know That..

All This Comes On Top Of The Over 50,000 New Covid Cases On Wednesday, As Well As 981 More Deaths – More Than Double Tuesdays Total.. The Police Have Already Dived In && Said That We Need To Celebrate The New Year In Our Own Homes && Not The Homes Of Family && Friends.. F*ck Me, What The Hell Is There To Celebrate??

So There Is Nothin Worth Lookin Back On In 2020 && It Looks Lyk There Is Even Less To Look Forward To In 2021 With Three Quarters Of The Country Already In The Top Tier Where Non-Essential Shops Will Be Shut.. It Also Seems Lykly That The Other Quarter Of The Country Will Follow Suit && This Situation Will Continue Until April.. Basically It Is Really A Full-Lockdown, Its Just Not Called That..

Tier 4 Means Non-Essential Shops, Beauty Salons && Hairdressers Will Close.. Everyone Has To Stay At Home Unless It Is For Work, School, Or Important Things Lyk Doctors && Food Shopping.. It Also Limits People To Meetin In A Public Outdoor Place With Their Own Household, Or One Other Person..

There Are Even Rumours That There Will Soon Be A New Tier 5 Or Even A New National Lockdown.. This Is After Yesterday Saw More Than 50,000 New Coronavirus Cases, A New Daily Record.. The Government Even Admitted That Some People Were Bein Moved Around The Country To Get Treatment Cos The Area Where They Live Cant Cope.. Matt Hancock Admitted People Now Believe That A Total Lockdown Is Now Inevitable..

It Is Obvious Now That The Number Of Infections Is Goin Up, Not Just In London && The South Bt It Is Startin To Go Up Everywhere.. All This Doom Comes Despite Oxford/AstraZeneca Rollin Out Their Vaccine At The Speed Of Production Which Should Reach Two Million Doses A Day..

After Readin All That, I Hope Ya All Lookin Forward To A Happy New Year..

Traa xx

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Andreaa Kurby

I Am Andreaa && I Am Havin A Boss Time Ere Writin On The Blog && Tha.. I Feel Proper Ashamed, The F*ckin State Of It.. Davidd Told Me If Ya Hav A Blog All Ya Have To Do Is Write Little Stories Abowt Ya Life Bt I Said No, I Cant Write Nothin.. I Neva Evn Passed Me GCSE English.. Bt He Bullies Me Yerno, So Me Stories Are Usually Shit..

142 Comments on “Goodbye 2020 && Good Riddance”

  22. Reply

    Want to wish you all a happy new year nice and early as I know I won’t be arsed to do it later.

    Hope next year is better than this for you.
    (that’s the best I’ve got)

    Stay strong. x

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    Congratulations everyone on making it through this incredibly tough year. I am keeping you, and especially those of you who experienced loss, in my thoughts. Hoping for a better 2021!

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    Chat up line of 2020 for me was ‘Moira girl I’d let you smoke all my kush in fact I’ll roll all your joints as well’ congrats hun I’m now 3 months pregnant with your child x

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    When your New Year’s Eve gathering needs a big hitter to arrive to get the party started.

    Well that big hitter just arrived on the train to Hamilton Square… welcome Frank the Tank!!

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    I can not stop thinking about the fact I should be counting down to 12 in the gashouder tonight. Instead I’m in bed rough as fucking toast spewing last nights ale up… yay!

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    Shat on 2020.

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    Every NYE My leader cleans our house from top to bottom, empties the bins, does all the washing, makes all the beds. Goes on all day. Supposedly so we can start afresh for the new year. By Jan 2nd the house is a tip and the bins overflowing. Will someone tell her to sit down…

    I’m obviously too much of a shit house!

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    And that’s it. The weirdest year of our lifetime fucked off to the history books. Even if this year is more of the same it’ll never be as weird as 2020 because it’s the one we never saw coming.

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    A year ago I met one of the most lovely and amazing people I’ve ever met. This person has made the worst year ever, beautiful. To me it shows how one good person can make all the difference. I hope if you don’t have someone like that, you find them this new year. Happy New Year.

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    The flock have just escorted five Chinese lanterns away from Birkenhead and towards the river. Health and safety doesn’t take a day off and neither do we… You’re welcome.

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    My new year’s resolution is to start a political revolution and destroy the ruling class but before destroying them utterly, I want to throw them in a pit and make them fight to the death in gladiator matches for food.

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    Fun fact. Side effect of the covid jab those of you out there with fillers who may be pretending that those au natural chip munk cheeks or those life boats are your own you may want to own up now before you get the vaccine as one of the side effects now known is significant swelling. Ouch!! Happy new year!!

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    My human told me that today is a special day. I think it’s something to do with the date. I sat on the picnic table and wondered what it could be then she wished me a Happy New Year and I understood. I hope the new year is a good one for all of you, thank you for being my friends.

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    Rolf report 1 Jan

    Moving to a new year is a good time to appreciate the simple things in life. Like curling up in a window, on soft pyjamas bottoms, surveying my garden kingdom with warm winter sun on my face. I wish all my friends lots of glorious moments in 2021.

    Rolf x

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    The piece I played with Jools on his Hootenanny show last night was one we recorded back in November for his new album where invited friends perform with him in a style which perhaps they are not known for. Jools is a great friend & I loved doing the boogie woogie track with him.

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    What a great start to 2021. My special friend HTR (Head Teacher Retired) visited me, I was so excited to see her I jumped straight onto her lap the minute she opened the car. I thought I would treat her to a warm welcome and shed some magic floof in her car.

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